Rob and Kristen- Take Time To Smell The Elephant

How sweet is this picture? My teeth hurt just looking at it.

*Sigh*

Couple of thoughts.

1. Robert Pattinson needs to stay away from

Print interviews.

RUN ROB RUN!

And as usual...

Some people are running around with their hands over their heads

screaming that the SKY IS FALLING!!!

And that's on BOTH sides of this fucking debate.

I'm sure you are all aware by now

that Elle magazine did an interview with Rob.

I don't even know if the full interview is available yet or not...

but there was a 'preview' that showed up online.

Some questions...

Some answers.

The reporter felt the need to address her point of view

about Robert and Kristen's relationship.

Robert didn't.

What did she write?

Some Twilighters even wonder if he's really a vampire, as they obsess about his offscreen relationship with Kristen Stewart. (Here's a thought: Being human, they may have slept together a few times but probably really are just good friends.)

So.

What does she mean by that?

Why is she speculating on Rob and Kristen's relationship?

Is it common practice for Elle reporters to comment

on whether people have 'slept together'?

Do you think Rob discussed this with her?

Do you think Rob was lying ALL the times he has said

(in his OWN words, mind you)

That he's not the type of guy to just be in

casual sexual relationships?

Why is so much credence being placed on this reporters words?

I don't know.

I think it's rather insulting to both Rob and Kristen

for a professional

to project her opinions on someone's sex life

into her article for Elle.

Sure, she can give an opinion on their relationship

everyone is entitled...

But to say that 'may have slept together a few times'

is an invasion of privacy about two people

who go to great lengths to protect theirs.

All I know is this...

Those words did not come out of Robert's mouth.

It was the reporter speculating on a relationship

that will guarantee attention.

BINGO!

She got all of that!

So relax all you chicken littles out there...

It's just one reporters speculation

Why must everything be so fucking dramatic all the time?

Every little thing is always so blown out of proportion...

Even the positive things that are out there

get fucked up and twisted.

The boy is MINE.

There was one interesting question from the magazine though...

One that Robert did actually answer.

Elle: Here’s a line from Maupassant: “The essence of life is the smile of round female bottom, under the shadow of the cosmic boredom.” Any thoughts?

RP: That is an absolutely true quote. Round female bottoms are very much a miracle.

Let's see....

Now mind you...

This is just MY opinion

but I'm thinking that Rob was talking about

(And forgive me, Kristen for objectifying your 'robust' ass)

The following round female bottom...

Baby got Back!

Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin!

Round bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Yeah.

Pretty sure Rob does think that's a miracle!

Bwahahahahaha.

Anyway.

I find all the fingerpointing about WHO

Rob was talking about when he called out

the hackers who leaked the BD stuff

HIGHLARIOUS.

Of course it HAS to be a 'shipper'

that Rob was referring to...

Because it was BD Pics and no Haters

would EVER WANT to leak those!

Right.

There's NO agenda there at all.

How do the OTR pics fit into this scenario?

And lets not forget the desperate attempt

to bring Oregano back into the foam with talk

about 'recent' pics of him and Kristen.

Yeah. OK.

And what about the pics of Rob's new puppy "Bear"

Pot.

Let me introduce you to Kettle.

'We saw those pics WEEKS ago'

So tell me...

You admit it was private.

You admit it was off limits

Did the Foamy Nonnie Fairy just magically come

and bestow them upon your brow?

Did Rob send you Bears pics himself?

Because otherwise I'm pretty sure you are enjoying

HACKED pictures from Rob's email account.

Just like EVERYONE else.

Don't you just love your little clique of friends

That you got to 'share' the picture of Rob's puppy with?

Remember Rob's words?

it’s like a little ring”

“like they have this little clique and they keep it all to themselves” 

Sounds like he's talking about YOU!
Fascinating how that works, isn't it?
Everyone has got some shit on their shoes.

Let's face it, kiddies
No one knows WHO hacked into these accounts
(At least as far as I know)
and leaked these pictures.
Haters/Nonnies/Hyenas want to blame it on Robstens/Shippers/Sheep
Shippers no doubt want to blame it on the Nonst*ns
(and I fucking hate all these lame labels
but don't know what else to fucking use)
Who was Rob talking about?
Well.
Unless you are the actual person who fucking hacked into
his personal email and grabbed the whole BD movie
to fucking leak online...
I don't think he was talking about the fans
who got excited and looked at the pictures.
Because whoever it was who DID hack into these accounts...
Are definitely no fans of Robert or Kristen.
And I personally think this whole hack job
is slanted against Kristen.

Guess what? He's STILL mine.

Fuck.
I'm tired of this bullshit drama.
We might not fucking agree on whether 
Rob and Kristen are together or not...
But this shit is tedious.
Isn't it?
Is it just me?


I know I contribute to the noise.
And I think about that a lot.
But sometimes when people are screaming
so fucking loud about something
You feel rather passionate about...
You yell back.
It's human nature.
And I am nothing if not a flawed human.


Why do some make this shit so personal?
And try to hurt people in their real lives.
It used to be fun to debate people who had
differing opinions 
I enjoyed that immensely.
I still have friends that don't agree with me.
And I still love them.
We just kinda steer clear of any Rob/Kristen

kinda talk...

It's rather strange how "Robsten"

has become such a polarizing word in this fandom.

Whether or not 2 people are dating or not

shouldn't get people THIS upset.

Shouldn't cause THIS much noise.

Ah well.

I wonder if Tom can wear his own clothes in this play?

I adore Tom Sturridge.
Just because.



This post is brought to you by the letter *H*


H for Hypocrisy
It seems that there really is a lot
of that going around these days.


H for Hoopla
What a silly word.
But people need to calm down...
and just enjoy the Robert.
So much Robert coming.
SO MUCH.
Talk Shows
Premieres.

Lets take a break from the drama
and smell the Elephant.


H for 
WATER FOR ELEPHANTS
IS ALMOST 
HERE!!!


Bye for now
♥♥♥