Rob and Kristen- No Exit ✔

Flawed Perfection.

I love Robert's profile.

 A lot.

I seem to gravitate towards these kinda pictures...

(OK, next to the walking...)

Is it weird that they are all from the same side?

ANYway.

Random Thoughts.

1. Rob is going to be VERY busy in the coming weeks

doing Promotion for WFE.

Lots of TV

Lots of Rob laughing

Lots of Rob pulling his hand nervously thru his hair...

Lots 

Of

Rob.

So I thought it would be good to write down

all the appearances (so far)

So that we don't MISS a thing.

(Thanks to Robstenation for doing all the work)

WFE Promo Schedule

April 17- WFE NYC Premiere
         April 18 - Live With Regis and Kelly
April 20 - The Ellen Show
April 20 - Jimmy Kimmel Live
   April 27 - WFE Premiere in Berlin
April 28 - WFE Premiere in Paris
     May 3 - WFE UK Premiere in London
May 6 - WFE Premiere in Sydney

 

I will put this somewhere on the blog...

and it will be updated if there are any changes.

Yeah.

Pretty much.

Howling.

Whining.

Screeching.

Snarling.

I have to admit to finding it all very amusing.

I was told yesterday that people were 'losing their minds'

over the Elle interview.

That Rob is again...

Doing more 'non-denial denials'

(You know... the super secret code that Rob

sends out to the people who hate Kristen...

Because that's SO Rob.)

 

Thing is?

They are clinging to the reporters speculations

(turns out it was a guy... who da thunk?)

As the "we know what Rob is thinking" gospel.

Gotcha.

How is that any different than the lunatic fringe

clasping Ted or Lainey to their bosom?

It's not.

Rob once again... didn't mention his relationship with Kristen.

You can interpret that any way you want to, I guess...

Which is what everyone does anyway.

(super/sekrit/nonnie/messages aside)

It's really 'Not His Job'

But it is the reporters job to get readers.

Just like Ted and Lainey

and the other endless gossip rags/blogs out there.

Does it really matter what some random reporter thinks?

Nope.

But then if all you got is some Elle reporter who probably

didn't even meet Rob in person...

And some renowned UK gossip rag to bolster your

whole 'exit strategy'...

Well.

I'm truly laughing on the inside.

Really.

I am.

I'll be your man... I'll understand. I'll do my best to take good care of you...

You'll be my Queen. I'll be your King. And I'll be your Lover too...

And You'll look at me, With eyes that see... and we'll melt into each others arms.

 

 

You'll be my Queen. I'll be your King. And I'll be your Lover... Too.

God I love how Rob sings that song.

It is my absolute favorite.

Until he comes out with his own version of

"Falling in love for the last time"

Heh.

Just because.

Kristen's birthday is tomorrow...

I don't usually post on the weekends...

But of course

Tomorrow I MUST make an exception.

I adore Kristen Stewart.

I do.

So let's see what tomorrow will bring... shall we?

This post is brought to you by the number *21

21 for the number of years old

Kristen will be.

21 for the number of 

Exit strategies that have been going

on for months now.

21 for the number of brain cells

the Foamers have.

21 is the average Foamer IQ

21 zillion times that

PR has been used as an excuse to explain

why Rob and Kristen keep showing up together.

21 thousand ways that Robert will show

Kristen just how much he loves and adores her.

21 times I will laugh at your lunacy

in 21 seconds.

Bwahahahahahahaha.

Bye for now

♥♥♥