Rob and Kristen- Random Thoughts

Ti Amo Robert Pattinson

Random Thoughts.

1. The Italian Vanity Fair.

THIS is what the cover should have been for the US version.

Not some silly Boy George looking guy with an alligator

Robert is so fucking beautiful.

It's so hard to mess it up.

Near impossible.

But honestly...

They did a pretty good job of it.

2. I was going through my emails

(I know, I know... I'm a glutton for punishment.)

And I just want to comment on the AT boards.

Again.

Now.

I know there are some sane and rational people 

who post over there regularly.

(The few... the proud.)

But what I find really amusing

is that certain factions of this fandom 

use the AT comments as some sort of barometer

into what the true fan is thinking.

Really?

They take all these frenzied comments by anonymous posters

and then label them 'shippers' and 'sheep'

And all the while its probably the same one or two

delusional posters who post the same sorry shit day after day.

In fact...

I wouldn't be a bit surprised if Hatestens are the ones

planting these ludicrous comments in the first place...

And then trying to pin the lunacy on 'shippers'.

"Look at how the sheep are losing their minds!"

(insert comments that they probably posted)

Personally...

I didn't see anyone getting upset over anything.

Now, granted...

I make a point of not following the lunatic fringe

that exists on both sides of this fandom...

But no.

No one was panicking over a magazine interview.

In fact...

From where I sit... its all smooth sailing ahead.

Although...

Hatsten might want to buckle up

and batten down the hatches...

I see rough waters and stormy weather for you.

Heh.

;)

How fucking cute is this? That giraffe has good taste. Or maybe Rob tastes good?

3. Water For Elephants is killing me.

Slowly.

But.
Surely.

Dammit to hell.

I haven't looked forward to a movie this much since...

Twilight.

Well... Twilight was my peak in terms of these movies so far.

And by 'these' movies...

I mean ALL Robert and Kristen movies.

I don't think anything will live up to the Twilight hype

I was totally OBSESSED with both Robert/Edward

and that damn movie.

I can't even tell you how many times I watched that bitch.

I can't.

So many fucking times.

Like more than once a day.

 I know.

I know.

But I'm better now.

I really am.

*twitch*

I mean...

I'm not as obsessed with Robert as I used to be.

*tremble*

You can tell that... right?

Oh sure...

I STILL love and adore the man.

I don't think that will ever change

*shiver*

But I feel like I'm not as...

NEEDY as I used to be.

Hungry for Robert Pattinson news/pictures 24/7

Now I feel more relaxed...

Calmer.

*flutter*

Yes.

I'm still intoxicated.

Perhaps a bit tipsy...

But not blitzed drunk out of my mind.

*hiccup*

Why did Rob hold the cigarette to Kristen's mouth? Don't you find that incredibly intimate? ;)

4. OOOOH.

Lookie here.

First Lainey is all 

"The costars were extremely flirty at dinner, 

sneaking in a few kisses, sans tongue, here and there

and eyeing each other and smiling 

when they weren't doing some "familiar touching."

And of course...

Ted the Butthead has to parrot this tale.

Ted really needs to make up his mind.

Or not.

Who cares at this point.

Do I believe this?

Yes and No.

I wouldn't doubt that Rob/Kristen were flirty 

and close and affectionate...

But 'sans tongue'?

Really?

Like... how close would you have to be to know this?

Right. Sure. OK.

So tell me...

Is this part of the PR showmance...

Or are they going to argue it NEVER HAPPENED!

Hatesten is kinda between a rock and a hard place right now

Hitting the PR wall so hard... 

Every time Rob and Kristen are together somewhere

And then getting hit in the head with a ton of rocks

when you rush to 'debunk' (bwahahaha) any sighting

and claim Robert is working on his 'EXIT STRATEGY'
(Why bother denying they are together if you truly believe it's PR?)

Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.

How confused you must be.

No wonder you are chasing your tails all the time.

Exit? Stage Left. Together.

5. Yes.

I wrote Rob/Kristen-- London.

Because I feel pretty strongly that they both will be there

Together.

Is it guaranteed?

Of course not.

Plans change all the time.

But the WFE premiere is a great reason to go...

Family.

Friends

(I mean... Tom is there right now!)

And 

Well

Australia?

Yeah.

Australia.

What would happen then?

How would Kristen going to Australia with Rob

fit into the whole PR scheme?

Heh.

It's just a thought.

 

Just Because.

6?

Tom is in London right now

working on a play.

How sweet it would be if he could hang with

Robert and Kristen at the WFE premiere??

Heaven.

I'm sure they must miss each other...

And besides...

Tom was the perfect excuse when the 3 of them hung out..

It was ALWAYS for Tom.

Never Kristen.

So they could throw him in the mix again!

:)

Whatever gets you through the night...

This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

S for Snark

S for Smirk

S for Sarcasm

I hope you all can apply these things

to this post.

They are all there.

and last but not least...

S for SMILE

I'm Smiling

Are you?

Bye for now

♥♥♥

 

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Rob and Kristen- You Can't Handle The Truth.

Yes. Yes. Yes. And Yes.

Random Thoughts.

1. I've been seeing a lot of commercials for 

WFE the last couple of days.

One word.

SWOON.

Good Grief.

I've said it before and I repeat myself

Robert has NEVER looked better than he does in this movie.

Never.

Ever.

Stop it.

Don't even try.

This movie looks so gloriously beautiful...

Robert.

Well...

I adore Reese Witherspoon...

But.

Sorry.

Robert is prettier.

2. Latest Chatter?

Eh.

You've heard it all before.

Does it bear repeating?

Not really.

Oh but TED has put forth some more bullshit.

Funny how people want to believe him when he

says what they want to hear.

Face it kiddies...

Ted wants the hits.

He doesn't give a shit about Rob or Kristen.

What will you do tomorrow when he

 says that Rob and Kristen are madly in love?

Because you know he will.

It's the game he plays.

Besides...

It's just his speculation.

No matter what he says.

Think what you want... but this is STILL going on.

3. Robert.

London.

Kristen.

London.

Together.

Australia??

;)

Why is beat-up walking Rob so sexy?

4. Back to the 'exit strategy'.

This fascinates me.

So.

Rob and Kristen PRETEND to go out on dates

to make people buy tickets to a movie

that is still being made.

And Rob and Kristen PRETEND to hang out together

privately

at weddings, in their homes for the holidays, vacations...

In HOPES that someone will 'leak' pictures

(Kristen no doubt... its always Kristen)

so that they can promote a relationship that doesn't exist

for a movie that is still being made...

And.

If they are constantly promoting themselves as together...

For the sake of Breaking Dawn...

WHY would there be an EXIT strategy for when filming is over?

How does that make sense?

Why would Rob distance himself from Kristen if its only for PR?

Part one isn't released for months...

Surely they must go on pretending at least until November?

And then the whole of 2012...

Until Part 2?

I mean...

Why bother pretending for all these years...

Just to quit when the last movie is finished?

Rob and Kristen are under contract to mislead us... right?

It's all one big conspiracy...

To promote a movie.

So why get so angry when they are seen together?

Why try to shoot down rumors and innuendo?

Isn't that part of the 'plan'?

Why try to dismiss and degrade the time Rob and Kristen do spend together?

It's all part of the game...

Right?

Yeah. Right.

It's just built in excuses.

 

Sure... as soon as filming BD is over...

ROB AND KRISTEN ARE DONE!

Oh wait...

Except if they are seen together after...

Then..

Well... then its because of PR!

Because... the ONLY reason Rob and Kristen

hang out together is because they are have to!

Yeah. That's it.

Because we need SOMETHING to explain why they

are always turning up together.

Rob really has a secret blonde girlfriend!

It was in one of his super secret non denial denials messages

that only we can decipher!

Notice how Rob and Kristen are ALWAYS with a group of people

when they are out on a date?

Well.. except when they do turn up alone...

Um.

Oh I Know! That was DAMAGE CONTROL!

See?

We have an answer for everything!

Everyone who sees Rob and Kristen together are LIARS!

I call BULLSHIT!

But wait a minute... aren't they SUPPOSED to be showing up together?

Isn't that part of the illusion?

And so what if Rob took Kristen to a wedding...

He felt sorry for her! His hand on her face was pity!

And the Christmas pictures in Rob's parents house...

Um...

Those are OLD!!! And it wasn't even Christmas!

And look at Rob's parents...they obviously hate her!

And IOW2?

Well we ALL know that didn't happen.

Kristen paid off the entire town to talk about them being there

and staged fake pictures

and threw in some old ones from years ago!

And theres no way they kissed at midnight!

FAKE FAKE FAKE

Rob's hair is all wrong and his mole on his neck

is a fraction of an inch off...

IT NEVER HAPPENED! CONSPIRACY!

That works... right?

Except.

Aren't they supposed to be together to keep

up the showmance?

Why get all worked up over something you think is all for show anyway?

Why argue and 'debunk' sightings and pictures

if it's all part of the grand PRsten?

You must be SO confused.

Right.

 You do see how fucked up this is...

I hope.

Using PR to explain every sighting of Rob and Kristen...

And when that doesn't quite work...
Just say it never happened.

Thing is...

PR and Exit Strategy don't work well together.

You can't have both.

Exit Strategy says Rob is out after BD is done filming.

Done is done.

So... don't come crying back to PR!

When they start showing up together again.

Because they will.

Oh.

They.

Will.

Explain this one bitch.

You'd be smiling too if Rob was caressing your face...

Rob and Kristen hanging out, holding hands. Again. 

 

If she were any closer to Rob... she would be in his lap.

Rob and Tom... Walking. Die.

Final Thoughts.

1. Make up your mind.

PR or Exit Strategy.

Which is it?

Is Rob in it for the long haul

or

Is he out in a couple of weeks?

Can't have it both ways.

Hurry up now and decide!

2. I doubt Kristen would do the Red Carpet anyway...

But man oh man...

I hope she shows up at he WFE premiere.

Make all those nightmares come true.

Heh.

3. Sorry for the bitchy post.

I'm just in that kinda mood today.

Shut up.

I'm not ALWAYS bitchy...

Well. 

Maybe sometimes.

A little.

I'm a woman.

I'm allowed.

Shut up.

4. I adore Tom Sturridge.

Just because.

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for

BWA.

HA.

HA.

HA.

Just you fucking wait and see.

And for Brother!

Remember that one?

Seriously.

Someone needs to write all these lame excuses

and rationalizations down all in one place.

It's good shit.

Shit being the key word.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Kate Winslet

Selena Gomez

 Selena Gomez with Perez Hilton on his birthday.

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart was born and raised in Los Angeles, California.Her father, John Stewart, is a stage manager and television producer who has worked for Fox. Her mother, Jules Mann-Stewart, is a script supervisor originally from Maroochydore, Queensland, Australia. She has an older brother, Cameron Stewart. Stewart attended school until the seventh grade, and then continued her education by correspondence. She has since completed high school.After Panic Room's success, Stewart was cast in another thriller, Cold Creek Manor, playing the daughter of Dennis Quaid's and Sharon Stone's characters; the film generally failed at the box office. She was again nominated for a Young Artist Award for her performance. It was revealed that at about this time in her career, she had to be homeschooled due to her irregular schedule, which was affecting her grades. She said, "I started homeschooling because my teachers were failing me. I think it was just resentment — I made more work for them. But homeschooling is great; you can study what you want, which allows you to get more excited about what you're doing". Her first starring role followed, in the children's action-comedy Catch That Kid, opposite Max Thieriot and Corbin Bleu. Kristen Stewart also played the role of Lila in the thriller Undertow. To date, Stewart's most critically acclaimed role may be in the Showtime television film Speak (2004), based on the novel by Laurie Halse Anderson. Stewart, 13 at the time of filming, played high school freshman Melinda Sordino, who stops almost all verbal contact after being raped. Stewart received great praise for playing the character, who had only a few speaking lines, but kept up a darkly humorous commentary inside her head throughout the film.

Natalie Portman

Natalie Hershlag (Hebrew: born June 9, 1981), better known by her stage name Natalie Portman, is an Israeli and American actress. Her first role was as an orphan taken in by a hitman in the 1994 French action film Leon. During the 1990s, Portman had major roles in films including Beautiful Girls and Anywhere but Here, before being cast for the role as Padme Amidala in the Star Wars prequel trilogy. In 1999, she enrolled at Harvard University to study psychology while she was working on the Star Wars films. She completed her bachelor's degree in 2003. In 2001, Natalie Portman opened in New York City's Public Theater production of Anton Chekhov's The Seagull. In 2005, Portman received a nomination for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress as well as winning the Golden Globe Award for Best Supporting Actress - Motion Picture for the drama Closer. She shaved her head and learned to speak with a British accent for her starring role in V for Vendetta (2006), for which she won a Constellation Award for Best Female Performance, and a Saturn Award for Best Actress. She played leading roles in the historical dramas Goya's Ghosts (2006) and The Other Boleyn Girl (2008). In May 2008, she served as the youngest member of the 61st Annual Cannes Film Festival jury. Portman's directorial debut, Eve, opened the 65th Venice International Film Festival's shorts competition in 2008. In 2011, Portman won the Academy Award, the Golden Globe Award, the Screen Actors Guild Award, and the BAFTA Award for her lead performance as Nina in Black Swan.

Rob and Kristen- Twirling Time is Here!

Keep 'em coming...

Good Fucking Grief.

Seriously.

After reading the major FUCKERY that has gone down the last

couple of days... a beer would be good.

Did I say "A" beer?

Maybe more than just one.

I cannot even tell you how many damn emails I have

gotten from people sending me comments from 

Ted's forum.

WHY CHUCK WHY?

I don't want to read that shit.

I don't.

There's a reason I don't go there.

Stop it.

But it's like so horrifically delusional I can't turn away...

I've seen a few random sane comments.

But honestly...

It's obviously the same one or two people

typing the same lame bullshit trying to create drama.

And people believe this shit?

Did I say Good Fucking Grief already?

So lets say a couple of Hatesten decided to go

on the AT boards and try and rile up the masses.

They type all these hate filled comments about Rob...

And then turn around and say

"The Sheep are losing their minds over the EW article!"

Because truly...

NO ONE I know was upset by the EW article at all.

No one.

No sheep. No ducks. No bunnies.

(oh my)

No fluffy animals were harmed 

in the reading of this interview.

There was nothing new in the EW interview.

You can twist and turn every word you want
to be whichever way you want.
Doesn't matter.

Rob could say...
"I love Kristen Stewart"
in an interview tomorrow...
And it would be twisted.
And bent.
And fucked up.
Doesn't matter.

Print interviews are always more open to
misinterpretations because you can't see the emotion
behind the words.
You can't know how the words are taken out of context
or the meaning behind what he is saying.

And EVERY TIME there is a print interview with Robert...
Hatesten is all aglow in the belief that Rob is sending
super secret 'non denial denials' just to them!
Because...
Oh yes.
Robert Pattinson is now a "Nonst*en".

THAT is some funny shit!

Right.

That anyone could believe for one second...
That Rob would have anything but complete disgust
for anyone who continually attacks and hates on Kristen.
Come the fuck on.
Even if you didn't believe that Rob and Kristen are together...
Even if you just thought they were friends at the very least...
You can't POSSIBLY believe that Rob would be OK with anyone
who was ripping apart someone he obviously cares about.

JFC.

Fuck You. You got that?

My head actually hurts from reading this shit.
HURTS.
Like a fucking headache.

THIS is why I don't go to these forums.
It worries me that there are people out there...
Believing this bullshit.
Eating it.
Enjoying it.

Make up your own mind.
Agree or Disagree.
But don't let anyone tell you what to think.

And for God's sake...

Don't buy into the hyped up bullshit hysteria.

Only the lunatic fringe do that.

It's all self inflicted drama.

There aren't hordes of people out there

losing their minds over anything.

It's just the same sorry assholes

Who will go to great lengths to make you believe

in their complete and utter delusion.

And that's on both sides of the fence.

Rose! We've been waiting for you! I already ordered your drink...

So...

What else?

Yeah... there are some more 'print' interview with Rob.

Some have to be translated.

Some are kinda weird and skewed.

I don't know.

I'm definitely not going to over analyze every word.

Fuck that.

I got an interesting email from PRPRO 

(Thanks again!)

someone who in fact... works IN Public Relations.

Imagine that!

Anyway... in regards to the recent spate of interviews..

She had this to say:

Totally doesn’t sound like Rob, right?  And the reason is that there’s a 99.9 percent chance that this was all taken from the answers he gave at the WFE press day.  Once again, a writer constructed it to make it sound like an interview, linking various comments together to make it sound like a one on one conversation. However the idiomatic nuances between English and Italian are glaring in the translation, as is the attempt to transport answers across contexts to make it appear that these are original questions.

As I’ve said before, very common practice. For the record, just about anything you read outside of the top tier US publications _Vanity Fair, Vogue, GQ, Entertainment Weekly, etc --  is compiled this way. If Rob gave a personal interview to all of the magazines all over the world that put him on the cover he would never do anything but give interviews!

Indeed.

But there isn't a better interview than seeing/hearing

Robert talk with his own words...

Hearing him laugh and giggle at things that are meant to be funny...

Seeing him pull his fingers through his hair or crack his knuckles

when it is something he might take a bit more seriously.

Seeing. Hearing. Robert.

Does it get any better?

Right. THIS is an outtake?

And Twitter.

Rob and Kristen hell.

But always amusing.

Always interesting.

ALWAYS ENTERTAINING.

So Chris Weitz is quite the chatty devil.

I mean...

He really takes the time to answer peoples questions.

And I can't even begin to know just how many

(and how fucked up)

questions he gets asked in just 5 minutes time.

I give the guy tons of credit for dealing with the crazy.

Here was a recent one I found rather interesting...

@chrisweitz are rob and kristen actually together in real life 

or are you not allowed to say because it will damage the films profits?

His response?

There's no financial conspiracy,

I just think what R and K each do with their private lives is their own business.

 

Hmmm.

It's all up for your interpretation.

;)

Exactly.

Am I done now?

I think so...

Did I cover most of the bullshit?

I doubt it.

There's always SO much.

OK... the boy looks hungry. Or hungover. Or both.

1. Wastwater rehearsal pics.

Sweet dear Tom.

He likes 'jumpers' doesn't he?

Maybe it is cold in the theater.

So cute.

So completely cute.

And not like a bunny is cute.

Like adorably cute.

Just because.

2. Robert and Kristen are 

abso-fucking-lutely fine.

Finer than fine.

PERFECTLY fine.

And even when BD is done filming...

Only the movie will be over.

You will still see them together.

Here. There. Everywhere.

Rob may be done with the Twilight lunacy

(and who could blame him?)

but that has nothing to do with his relationship with Kristen.

A 24 year old man who talks about leading a quiet life

and having children is a man who knows what he wants...

and knows who he wants to have it with.

He's not looking for someone to share his life with...

He already has found her.

3. I don't really have a 3...

more like a 2 1/2

I keep wondering if Kristen will show up 

in NYC for the WFE premiere.

I suppose it all depends on how convincing Rob can be...

How much he wants her there.

You know she doesn't enjoy that sort of thing...

But I'm sure he wants to share this with Kristen.

Of course he does.

And her birthday isn't too far away...

So many fascinating thoughts.

So many possibilities.

Heh.

So get ready for some major twirling!

Birthdays

Premieres

Travel

Vacations

Set Visits

Etc.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

(Man, T always seems to bring these posts)

T for TWIRL!

 

Let's Twirl again

Like we did last summer...

Let's Twirl again

Like we did last year!

Do you remember when, 

things were really hummin',
Come on, let's Twirl again,
Twirlin' time is here!

 

Bye for now

♥♥♥