Rob and Kristen- Twirling Time is Here!

Keep 'em coming...

Good Fucking Grief.

Seriously.

After reading the major FUCKERY that has gone down the last

couple of days... a beer would be good.

Did I say "A" beer?

Maybe more than just one.

I cannot even tell you how many damn emails I have

gotten from people sending me comments from 

Ted's forum.

WHY CHUCK WHY?

I don't want to read that shit.

I don't.

There's a reason I don't go there.

Stop it.

But it's like so horrifically delusional I can't turn away...

I've seen a few random sane comments.

But honestly...

It's obviously the same one or two people

typing the same lame bullshit trying to create drama.

And people believe this shit?

Did I say Good Fucking Grief already?

So lets say a couple of Hatesten decided to go

on the AT boards and try and rile up the masses.

They type all these hate filled comments about Rob...

And then turn around and say

"The Sheep are losing their minds over the EW article!"

Because truly...

NO ONE I know was upset by the EW article at all.

No one.

No sheep. No ducks. No bunnies.

(oh my)

No fluffy animals were harmed 

in the reading of this interview.

There was nothing new in the EW interview.

You can twist and turn every word you want
to be whichever way you want.
Doesn't matter.

Rob could say...
"I love Kristen Stewart"
in an interview tomorrow...
And it would be twisted.
And bent.
And fucked up.
Doesn't matter.

Print interviews are always more open to
misinterpretations because you can't see the emotion
behind the words.
You can't know how the words are taken out of context
or the meaning behind what he is saying.

And EVERY TIME there is a print interview with Robert...
Hatesten is all aglow in the belief that Rob is sending
super secret 'non denial denials' just to them!
Because...
Oh yes.
Robert Pattinson is now a "Nonst*en".

THAT is some funny shit!

Right.

That anyone could believe for one second...
That Rob would have anything but complete disgust
for anyone who continually attacks and hates on Kristen.
Come the fuck on.
Even if you didn't believe that Rob and Kristen are together...
Even if you just thought they were friends at the very least...
You can't POSSIBLY believe that Rob would be OK with anyone
who was ripping apart someone he obviously cares about.

JFC.

Fuck You. You got that?

My head actually hurts from reading this shit.
HURTS.
Like a fucking headache.

THIS is why I don't go to these forums.
It worries me that there are people out there...
Believing this bullshit.
Eating it.
Enjoying it.

Make up your own mind.
Agree or Disagree.
But don't let anyone tell you what to think.

And for God's sake...

Don't buy into the hyped up bullshit hysteria.

Only the lunatic fringe do that.

It's all self inflicted drama.

There aren't hordes of people out there

losing their minds over anything.

It's just the same sorry assholes

Who will go to great lengths to make you believe

in their complete and utter delusion.

And that's on both sides of the fence.

Rose! We've been waiting for you! I already ordered your drink...

So...

What else?

Yeah... there are some more 'print' interview with Rob.

Some have to be translated.

Some are kinda weird and skewed.

I don't know.

I'm definitely not going to over analyze every word.

Fuck that.

I got an interesting email from PRPRO 

(Thanks again!)

someone who in fact... works IN Public Relations.

Imagine that!

Anyway... in regards to the recent spate of interviews..

She had this to say:

Totally doesn’t sound like Rob, right?  And the reason is that there’s a 99.9 percent chance that this was all taken from the answers he gave at the WFE press day.  Once again, a writer constructed it to make it sound like an interview, linking various comments together to make it sound like a one on one conversation. However the idiomatic nuances between English and Italian are glaring in the translation, as is the attempt to transport answers across contexts to make it appear that these are original questions.

As I’ve said before, very common practice. For the record, just about anything you read outside of the top tier US publications _Vanity Fair, Vogue, GQ, Entertainment Weekly, etc --  is compiled this way. If Rob gave a personal interview to all of the magazines all over the world that put him on the cover he would never do anything but give interviews!

Indeed.

But there isn't a better interview than seeing/hearing

Robert talk with his own words...

Hearing him laugh and giggle at things that are meant to be funny...

Seeing him pull his fingers through his hair or crack his knuckles

when it is something he might take a bit more seriously.

Seeing. Hearing. Robert.

Does it get any better?

Right. THIS is an outtake?

And Twitter.

Rob and Kristen hell.

But always amusing.

Always interesting.

ALWAYS ENTERTAINING.

So Chris Weitz is quite the chatty devil.

I mean...

He really takes the time to answer peoples questions.

And I can't even begin to know just how many

(and how fucked up)

questions he gets asked in just 5 minutes time.

I give the guy tons of credit for dealing with the crazy.

Here was a recent one I found rather interesting...

@chrisweitz are rob and kristen actually together in real life 

or are you not allowed to say because it will damage the films profits?

His response?

There's no financial conspiracy,

I just think what R and K each do with their private lives is their own business.

 

Hmmm.

It's all up for your interpretation.

;)

Exactly.

Am I done now?

I think so...

Did I cover most of the bullshit?

I doubt it.

There's always SO much.

OK... the boy looks hungry. Or hungover. Or both.

1. Wastwater rehearsal pics.

Sweet dear Tom.

He likes 'jumpers' doesn't he?

Maybe it is cold in the theater.

So cute.

So completely cute.

And not like a bunny is cute.

Like adorably cute.

Just because.

2. Robert and Kristen are 

abso-fucking-lutely fine.

Finer than fine.

PERFECTLY fine.

And even when BD is done filming...

Only the movie will be over.

You will still see them together.

Here. There. Everywhere.

Rob may be done with the Twilight lunacy

(and who could blame him?)

but that has nothing to do with his relationship with Kristen.

A 24 year old man who talks about leading a quiet life

and having children is a man who knows what he wants...

and knows who he wants to have it with.

He's not looking for someone to share his life with...

He already has found her.

3. I don't really have a 3...

more like a 2 1/2

I keep wondering if Kristen will show up 

in NYC for the WFE premiere.

I suppose it all depends on how convincing Rob can be...

How much he wants her there.

You know she doesn't enjoy that sort of thing...

But I'm sure he wants to share this with Kristen.

Of course he does.

And her birthday isn't too far away...

So many fascinating thoughts.

So many possibilities.

Heh.

So get ready for some major twirling!

Birthdays

Premieres

Travel

Vacations

Set Visits

Etc.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

(Man, T always seems to bring these posts)

T for TWIRL!

 

Let's Twirl again

Like we did last summer...

Let's Twirl again

Like we did last year!

Do you remember when, 

things were really hummin',
Come on, let's Twirl again,
Twirlin' time is here!

 

Bye for now

♥♥♥