Robert, Rants and Rose... Not Necessarily In that Order

This is to all the people out there who don't 

like what I have to say...

Read slowly.

Comprehend the words

(I know its not easy... but try)

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU AGREE WITH ME.

No one is putting a gun to your head

forcing you to come to my blog...

(unless it's one of your alternate personalities)

No one is making you read what I have to say.

Why do you come here if I upset you?

Why do you read my thoughts...

If it makes you so angry?

I believe Robert and Kristen are together.

It's my opinion.

You don't agree?

Good for you!!

Do you see me following you on Twitter?

Do you see me commenting on your blog?

Do you see me trying to change your mind?

That would be a big fat NO.

And why is that?

Oh yeah because

I DON'T CARE.

So... before I close this rant...

One more thing.

Do not tell me what I can write about.

Do not tell me what to name my blog.

Do not put your slimey foam covered words in my mouth.

*spit*

I don't fucking need them.

Or you.

My blog.

Take it or leave it.

Preferably LEAVE it.

 I know it's hard for you to understand...

Rabies does affect the way the brain functions...

You're paranoid, delusional and confused.

The fleas are itching you...

And you are drowning in your own foam.

So Sad. Too Bad.

OK.

Is this a random picture or what?

Rob at Bob Saget's birthday party...

Hanging out with John Stamos.

Wow.

I like John Stamos.

I think John Stamos is damn good looking.

I kinda just like writing John Stamos.

So I guess John Stamos wrote something on

his John Stamos twitter...

And that makes John Stamos pretty cool.

Yeah, I like John Stamos.

All right, all right...

I'm done.

(John Stamos)

You already know what I'm going to say here...

ROBERT.

WALKING.

ROSE.

MELTING.

Need I say more?

Didn't think so.

THIS is Kristen Stewart.

Gorgeous.

Naturally Beautiful.

She's talented.

She's smart.

She's rich.

And guess what?

She has Robert Pattinson.

And you don't.

So you can hate on her all you want.

At the end of the day...

Who is spending time with Robert?

Who does he looking at with such

complete and utter adoration?

Who gets to kiss on him ALL the time?

That would be Kristen.

Hmm...

Is she back in LA?

Where do you think she is 

RIGHT now?

;)

Yes.

It's going to be an incredible summer...

And just think...

It's only just started!

Chew on that.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

 

*smirk*