Robert and Kristen- Love Me Tender...

I don't even know where to begin.

I'm flabbergasted.

Flabber

Gasted.

So the Oprah interview is done.

There were endless tweets about it...

All of them were sweet and cute

talking about how adorable Rob and Kristen were

How shy and beautiful 

I want to stop there.

But I can't...

There were some tweets about who sat where...

Like it was the most important fact of the day.

No, I can't even go there.

And then.

Some poor guy who happened to be in the same area

as Robert and Kristen at the airport...

Took a far away image of Rob and Kristen

And he happened to say they were 'holding hands'

Poor schmuck.

Hell hath no fury like a hater scorned!

All of a sudden he was bombarded with tweets.

People were accusing him of being a 'PR PLANT'

They were calling him names...

(I know... I know)

Seriously.

The guy just told what he saw.

Take it or leave it.

Robert and Kristen

arriving back in LA

*sigh*

Robert looks kinda happy.

The "God, I'm crazy about her" kinda happy.

Kristen looks like she hates going through airports

no matter who she is with.

Right away...

"She's not smiling. 

She's so rude! I would NEVER wear earphones 

IF I were with Rob!"

I know you have seen the airport videos.

They are insane.

Screaming. Yelling.

Pushing. Shoving.

Cameras flashing and being shoved in your face.

I don't blame her for not wanting to smile.

As for Robert?

Well, he has always worn his heart on his sleeve...

and when he's with Kristen he can't help it

No matter where they are

;)

GORGEOUS.

Drop. Dead. Gorgeous.

The pics in the new ELLE issue are amazing.

Kristen is amazing.

I adore her so much...

I cannot understand how people can hate her.

I just don't get the hate.

She said some telling things in the interview

(and made me love her all the more)

On the madness that has become her life: “It’s insane! Once somebody finds out, you have to get the hell out of wherever you are. People freak out. And the photographers, they’re vicious. They’re mean. They’re like thugs. I don’t event want to drive around by myself anymore. It’s fucking dangerous.” 

Which only reinforces why she looks unhappy

when she is being hounded by the Paps.

It's ridiculous. It's scary.

On criticism of her public manner: “I think it’s funny that when I go onstage to accept an award, they think I’m nervous, uncomfortable, and awkward—and I am—but those are bad words for them.”

The fact that Kristen is nervous, uncomfortable

 and awkward?

I find all of that part of her charm.

I love that about her.

Don't ever change!

On her red-carpet demeanor: “People say that I’m miserable all the time. It’s not that I’m miserable, it’s just that somebody’s yelling at me…I literally, sometimes, have to keep myself from crying…It’s a physical reaction to the energy that’s thrown at you.”

Well to be honest...

Kristen could be smiling all the time

and people would find fault with that, too

She really cannot win.

On Team Edward vs. Team Jacob: “I would never cheapen my relationships by talking about them. People say, ‘Just say who you’re dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.’ It’s like, No they won’t! They’ll ask for specifics.”

She's right.

So many people just say

"why don't they just come out and admit it already!"

But then people will just find something else

to go crazy about.

She doesn't have to confess who she is with anyway

Pretty obvious at this point.

Although I do have to add this...

Some people have actually said

*snort*

That Kristen is talking...

*giggle*

About Oregano here.

Yeah.

Because there has never been "PROOF" of their breakup

so she could very easily be talking about him.

Really.

They said that.

Couple of things?

1. I do NOT hate Michael Oregano.

Please do not get on my case about it.

I think Shorty Spice is very adorable in his own flakey way

and he has been respectful about his relationship with Kristen.

2. Oregano dropped off the face of the planet.

Do you remember how he used to ALWAYS be 

lurking in the background wherever Kristen went?

Always.

It was kinda a "Find Oregano" thing for me

Trying to spot his stumpy spiceness 

when pics of Kristen showed up.

Heh.

I haven't been able to play that game

in a LONG time.

Please let this go.

Another Eclipse still.

Um.

I know everyone is saying it...

but

WHATTHEFUCK is up with Jasper's hair?

Oh boy.

And...

Maybe it's just me...

But would Edward wear a hoodie?

Edward?

Edward Cullen??

I don't know why that just seems out of place

That's not my picture of Edward.

That's Robert.

*shrugs*

Couple more things

(Than I'm done... promise. Maybe)

1. Kristen confirmed her role in the film adaptation

of Kerouac's "On the Road".

AWESOME.

This will be great for her.

Big smiles.

2. Sometimes I get criticized for talking about

Robert and Kristen.

You know...

"Leave them alone"

"They don't want to talk about it

you shouldn't either"

But I want to talk about it.

I like it.

Robert and Kristen

Together

Makes me happy...

Because it's obvious to me that they are happy.

There's nothing wrong with that.

I don't hate on them.

I support them.

I don't delve into what happens behind closed doors.

I'm not concerned with the intimate details 

of their lives.

I just think they are together.

A lot of the same people who attack me

for talking about Robert and Kristen...

have no problem talking about Rob... intimately.

They discuss his sparkling 'peen'

The size. The shape. Where it lays...

They close in on his crotch

and analyze every wrinkle

every curve...

I guess that's not intrusive at all...

Riddle me this

Which topic do you think

Robert Pattinson would be more 

embarrassed to read about?

Someone talking about how happy 

he is with Kristen?

Or someone who is talking about 

the length of his 'peen'?

If that's what makes you happy?

Go for it. 
Enjoy!

Robert and Kristen make ME happy.

So let me be.

To each their own.

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Love me tender,
love me sweet,
never let me go.
You have made my life complete,
and I love you so.

Love me tender,
love me true,
all my dreams fulfilled.
For my darlin' I love you,
and I always will.

Love me tender,
love me long,
take me to your heart.
For it's there that I belong,
and we'll never part.

Love me tender,
love me dear,
tell me you are mine.
I'll be yours through all the years,
till the end of time.