Rob and Kristen- What You See Is What You Get

Rob on Ellen.

He's just SO SO SO 

SO

Incredibly adorable.

He makes you want to hug him.

The screams weren't as bad this time around.

But bad enough that Rob got to feel uncomfortable

and kinda cringe and be embarrassed.

Screaming. Bad.

Don't do it.

He looked wonderful.

As always.

And his new haircut for WFE looked great.

But again...

That hair... That face...

Not a lot can go wrong, you know what I mean?

The mole.

Nice to mole you.

Mole.

Moley. Moley. Moley.

Austin Powers: Mole! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I'm gonna chop it off and cut it up and make some guacaMOLE!

Forgive me.

But...

The Mole.

*deep breath*

OK. I'm better.

(mole)

Lots of people were making a big deal

about Rob's shorter haircut.

But as we all know...

People like to make mountains out of 

MOLE hills.

Bahahahahahaha. Sorry.

But I HAD to go there.

Robert has cut his hair off before.

And guess what?

IT GROWS BACK.

Personally, I like the short hair.

I like the longer hair.

I like the 'sex' hair.

I love Robert Pattinson.

USA TODAY released more pics from their interview.

Is there a limit to how much I can say CUTE??

Every picture I see of Robert and Kristen...

Just enforces what I already know to be true.

There is just no hiding it.

As much as they want to...

As much as they don't talk about it...

Robert's face is an open book.

He literally cannot disguise his adoration for Kristen.

Poor Taylor.

He really looks like the odd man out.

I like Taylor.

I really do.

But he looks the same in every picture.

He has a wonderful smile...

Wish he would have used it.

But back to Robert and Kristen.

*smirk*

*Nice necklace, Kristen ;) *

SOME people

(The scavengers who attack and foam)

Have said that Robert isn't looking at Kristen at all

in the pictures...

But he's looking at Taylor.

(Yeah, I know... so sad)

FIRST he was looking at something Taylor

was supposedly holding...

And then when the bigger picture was released...

Rob was looking at Taylor's watch.

Excuse me a moment...

(BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Yeah. OK.

(Bwahahahahahaha)

I don't even have anything else to add to that.

Because you know what?

As much as reading the denials 

The excuses, The rationalizations

are incredibly hilarious...

It's getting to a point that it is just...

Sad.

I mean... really really sad.

I feel sorry for these hyenas people

Because I cannot imagine what it would take...

The effort, the strain...

To keep denying what is right in front of you.

Gotta be a lot of work to ignore the obvious

All the while trying to convince yourself

That what you are saying...

makes any sense at all.

(It doesn't)

Pathetic Rants.

Pretty Ridiculous.

Profuse Rabies.

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥