Rob and Kristen- Hyenas and Sheep and Ducks! Oh My!

It's been an interesting week, hasn't it?

Rumors galore.

Drama running rampant.

Robert and Kristen on Oprah.

*Inner SQUEEEEE*

And my email...

Comments on this blog...

DMs/Tweets

Have been fascinating.

Absolutely.

Positively 

Or Negatively...

Thought I would share a couple with you.

;)

Dear Rose,

I just wanted to thank you for always supporting

Rob and Kristen on your blog.

There is so much hate out there for this young couple

and it's always nice to be able to come here

and read positive things about them.

Keep up the good work!

- Robsten Fan

Dear RF,

Thanks.

I'm glad you appreciate my blog...

and I'm more than happy to share my thoughts with you.

But it's not work... It's just something to do!

Thanks for the kind words.

-R

Poor Rose.

You are so pathetic. You keep going on about how

Rob and Stewface are together, but you still have NO PROOF.

Blurry pictures in airports prove nothing.

It's obvious that this is "PRsten"

They only do this because they have to, not because they want to.

When will you wake up and smell the coffee?

Rob only likes Stewface as a friend, if that.

Once the Twilight movies are over, they will be, too.

What will you do then?

Poor Rose.

-Pointing and Laughing

Dear Pointy,

Do you ever tire of screaming PROOF?

Look around you. See all those pictures of 

Robert and Kristen TOGETHER?

What more do you need?

You scream PR but obviously have no concept

what PR means.

And it's not PATHETIC RANTS.

Although it is applicable in this case.

-R

Rose you are such a stupid sheep.

Rob and Kristen scream PR!

They conveniently show up at airports to get

their pictures taken,

But there are never any pictures of them doing anything

not PR related.

Baaaaaaaaaaa Sheep.

You are too stupid to see what is in front of you.

Kristen doesn't even like Rob,

She looks miserable everytime you see them together.

Stupid sheep.

You are so desperate to have them together

that your brain has stopped working properly.

Dumb Sheep.

- I hate sheep

Dear Animal Hater,

Robert and Kristen don't CONVENIENTLY 

show up at airports...

They are TRAVELING.

Airports are kinda hard to avoid if

you want to get on an airplane.

And again with the PR.

PR makes absolutely NO SENSE.

If they were doing this for publicity...

you would think there would be lots of 

PDA caught by the cameras.

If hiding from the paps and 

staying out of the spotlight as much as possible

is your idea of PR...

It's pretty clear that it means

PROGRESSIVE RABIES.

Do something about that, OK?

It's highly contagious.

Oops... too late.

-R

Dear Rose,

I feel sorry for you.

You are a stupid sheep who follows a duck.

What has happened to your leader now?

LMFAO

You are both delusional duck cunts.

You are lost without her made up stories.

You look like an idiot.

Quack quack.

-I have my sources

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hyenas and Sheep and Ducks!

OH MY!

This has become quite the zoo!

Let's see...

Sheep are all soft and cuddly...

and they don't hurt anyone.

Ducks are cute and cuddly...

and they don't hurt anyone.

Hyenas are fucking scavengers

who rip and tear at anyone who doesn't

agree with their point of view.

They snarl and foam at the mouth...

and make this bullshit personal.

Hyenas eat anything.

Everything.

And I have no doubts they will 

turn on each other soon enough.

Oh and one more thing...

Hyenas eat Shit.

-R

That's all for now.

It was worth a couple of giggles... yes?

I love this picture of Rob and the guitar.

What a cool idea.

So great that she asked Robert to sign it...

but now I wonder who else did?

Couple of closing thoughts.

1. I want to thank all the people who take time

to comment on this blog.

The kind words.

The positive point of view.

I appreciate it more than you will ever know.

Thank you.

2.  I honestly get more good emails and comments

than bad ones.

But the negative ones are just SO funny!

And to be honest...

Reading some of the delusional bullshit

actually hurts my brain.

It makes no sense.

NONsense.

3. Whether you believe Robert and Kristen

are 'together' or not matters little.

But it is certain that they like to spend

as much time as possible with each other.

Telling Oprah that Kristen was 'pregnant'

wasn't a denial.

It was a joke.

It was a deflection.

Did you really think they were going to come

out on national TV and declare their love for each other?

Have you not been paying attention?

Well... as usual...

The debate continues.

Right/Wrong

Lies/Truth

Sane/Insane

Sense.

NONsense.

And so it goes.

Bye for now.

*GIDDY*