Tuesday, September 29, 2009

ROBsten, NONsten and HATEsten


*Warning*
I'm going to be talking about
ROBSTEN.
Yes.
Because right now I feel rather irritated and annoyed.
I don't usually let the whole
Robsten/Nonsten bullshit get to me.
I usually just take it in stride.
I mean...
I know there is the lunatic fringe out there
on both sides of the Robsten universe.
So I just shrug my shoulders and move on.

Not happening today.

OK.
First we have Laimeys


"Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson –
were spotted smoking on the patio.
Twi-Hards will take this to mean they that they were out there alone,
slow dancing under the twinkling stars,
talking about the magic-ness of their love."

I laughed at this.
Because she's right.
The Raving Robstens WILL take it as a sign.
"They are SO SO SO in love!"
But one of the thing that bugs me about Laimey...
is she only focuses on the extreme Robsten fan.
You know the one I'm talking about...
they TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS
AND USE LOTS AND LOTS OF !!!!!!!!!!!

Please.
Just because you are a fan of Robsten...
Doesn't fucking mean you're a lunatic.
And lets look over at the flip side of this coin
Shall we?

Ted C posted this...

A.T.: How about Rob and Kristen, what is their dynamic like?
Hostess One: Doesn't everyone just know that they're dating?
A.T.: Uh, you'd be surprised how many don't want to believe it.
Hostess Two: Oh, well everyone here knows.
They are the only cast members who will come in alone a lot.
You can just tell by looking at them.
They're really cute together, always smiling.
A.T.: Love it! Hate to say it though, but "smiling" and
"Kristen Stewart" seem unlikely to be in the same sentence together.
Hostess One: No way. She is incredibly sweet—I'd be a bitch, too,
if there were cameras constantly in my face.
But she's great, and so is Rob.
They just seem to make each other happy.

So basically....
This 'source' (and yeah... you take it with a grain of fucking salt, OK?)
Says that Rob and Kristen look like they are 'dating'
and that they seem to make each other happy.
Is that a bad fucking thing?
Some NONstens hated this story!
Why would people get so fucking upset over that?
They aren't saying that Rob is kicking puppies...
or that he is slapping old ladies.
He was smiling and having fun.
Why is it so damn awful?

Because he's having fun with Kristen!
At least the 'source' defended her.
You don't get that very often.

The truth of the matter is this...
These people should be called HateSten
Because its all about the hate for Kristen.
She gets called out for her looks.
Her attitude.
Her style.
She gets threatened.
Verbally abused and attacked.

Enough already!

Whether Rob or Kristen are in love...
Doesn't fucking matter.
They ARE friends.
They DO hang out.
They obviously LIKE each other.
So fucking deny the existence of Robsten...
That's cool.

But you still have to deal with her
hanging out with Robert.

Kristen is in Rob's life.
No matter how deeply.
She IS there.
You're not.

Enough of the HATEsten.
She doesn't deserve it.
Get the fuck over yourself.

*Just as Laimey targets the lunatic Robstens...
The majority of this post is aimed
at the lunatic HATEstens.
Now...
I know a lot of Nonstens.
I even love a few.
99% are sane, rational people.
The HATEstens are the extreme 1%
(No one I know personally is one)
I'm just pointing it out.*

Bye for now ♥

Kristen Stewart

Birth name: Kristen Jaymes Stewart.
Nickname(s): Kris, KStew.
Date of birth: April 9, 1990.
Place of birth:
Los Angeles, California (she lived for a while in Colorado, too)
Height: 5' 6" (1.68m).
Eyes: Green.
Hair:
Light Brown (natural colour) although she's dyed it dark brown and blonde a few times for movies.
Father: John Stewart.
Mother: Jules Mann Stewart.
Brother: Cameron Stewart.
Pets:
She and her mum have 3 dogs: Oz, a border collie mix; Jack and Lily, who are mutts.
School: Laurel Springs Distance Learning School.
Favorite Subject: Literature.
On the red carpet:
[Kristen Stewart] "It's overwhelming. You almost want to run away... I'm notinto large groups of people."
On growing up: [Kristen Stewrat] "Being young is frustrating. It drives me kind of insane. I feel so restricted. I can't wait to get to the stage where I can wake up in the morning and just do what i want."
Trademark fashion statement: She wears several black rubber bracelets around her left wrist. She says they're always on because the bracelets are too hard to get off!
Music and dance: [Kristen Stewart] "I love big forties bands like swing music and I started taking swing lessons and i go to Arthur Murray dance studio!"
Actors she admirers:
Heath Ledger, Paul Dano, Emile Hirsch, Evan Rachel Wood, Natalie Portman and Jodie Foster(of course)
Favorite hobby: surfing!
Other hobbies: [Kristen] "I read alot of books and I'm a writer. That's what I'm mainly into. I just love putting the words together: I'm really in love with words. I play guitar; I love going to shows. I'm kind of a homebody."
On her ipod: Van Morrison, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones
Car: '95 Toyota Tacoma
ALL THE ABOVE INFORMATION IS FROM "KRISTEN STEWART BELLA OF THE BALL" BY JO HULEY

Sunday, September 27, 2009

The Trouble With Robert Pattinson

I'm in trouble.
Big Trouble.
That starts with T
And that rhymes with P
and that stands for Pattinson.
Yeah.
Big fucking trouble.

I think I've been fooling myself.
I mean...
Like trying to convince myself that
my feelings...
my devotion...
my... LOVE
For Rob was all under control.
Guess what?
It's not.
Not even close.

I was talking to husband last night...
Let's call him B from now on.
He's the one who's about my height (I'm 5'9")
He's the guy who shaves his head...
He's the father of my 2 incredible children.
He's the man who provides and cares for his family.

So last night...
He came up behind me and gave me this huge hug.
I asked him what brought that on?
He told me he likes to hug me...
Because... "I Love You"
and "You look pretty damn good to me"

And as he walked away from me...
You know what I did?
Do you even WANT to know?
I closed my eyes...
And Rob was there.
Standing in front of me...
He's the one who is taller than me (6'1")
He's the one who has incredible sexy thick hair...
He's the guy who embodies everything I love about a man.
Everyfuckingthing.

Except he's not B.
And he will never love me the way B does.

So why do I see Rob when I close my eyes?
Why does my heart ache when I look at him?
Why does he haunt my dreams...
even when I'm not sleeping?

Oh hell.
I'm in trouble.
That starts with T
And that rhymes with P
And that means
I'm totally phucked.

Bye for now ♥

Kristen Stewart




REAL LIFE

NAME~ Kristen Jaymes Stewart
BIRTH DATE~ 9 April, 1990
HOMETOWN~ Los Angeles, California, America
BOYFRIEND~ Robert (Thomas) Pattinson


TWILIGHT

NAME~ Isabella Swan
BIRTH DATE~ 13 September
HOMETOWN~ Forks, Washington, United States
BOYFRIEND~ Edward Cullen