Oregano Stalks Pocket Edward

I'm bored.

There's nothing really going on in Rob-land...

So I thought I would post some of the pics

I had taken for "Where's Oregano 3- It's Personal"

You know... Where Oregano is always lurking around Rob...

I kinda miss Oregano.

Remember when Rob was 'grazed' by a taxi

while filming Remember Me in NYC?

Some rapid Paparazzi chased him into the street...

Well... I found a pic.

Look who is driving the cab...

Oregano!

And his passenger?

Nikki, of course.

:)

Ah. The Rob manip.

Someone put Rob's beautiful face

on Oregano's stumpy body.

As. Fucking. If.

So there is my version of this picture...

Little green Rob wannabe...

Oregano tried so hard...

for so long...

But we all knew where this would end up.

Didn't we?

I remember vividly when these pics came out.

So much chatter about Rob kissing Emilie.

I saw zero chemistry between them.

And it has nothing to do with me liking Kristen.

Look at how awkward and stiff they are.

Pocket Edward already has the stiff thing working...

(with Oregano hiding in the sand...)

Now...

You may think I don't like

Michael Angarano

(See? I can spell his name right...

if I look it up)

But I really have no ill will

toward the little condiment.

He's the Nice Spice.

And he's supplied me

with much laughter

while making the Oregano videos.

And Nikki Reed?

Well...

I'm sure she's very sweet.

But the way she plastered herself

to Rob and Kristen...

kinda got on my nerves.

The hugging and the kissing

and the arm holding

and the giggling

and the photo ops

and the sharing the cigarette

and the attaching yourself

to whatever will

make people notice you...

Tedious.

I hope Michael and his new Kristen look-alike

are very happy.

I hope Nikki and her Greek Paris

are very happy.

Now that they are out of the picture...

Rob and Kristen look pretty damn happy.

Where is Oregano?

I reluctantly have put the jar

back in the spice cabinet...

I shall miss you.

Bye for now ♥

Runaways

Kristen Stewart & Dakota Fanning workin' overtime!

It's Joan Jett Bitch!

Dakota Fanning getting into the mindset of Cherie Currie
Don't worry she's still Kristen with a Joan Jett twist!

Dakota Fanning as Cherie Currie
While most Angelenos were relaxing and enjoying the warm weather on Sunday, actress Kristen Stewart and co-star Dakota Fanning were hard at work on their latest project The Runaways.

The Runaways

Kristen Stewart plans to sing in the Runaways

Kristen Stewart will be playing Joan Jett in the biopic The Runaways with her New Moon co-star Dakota Fanning (Fanning will play Cheri Curie) and there was some speculation on whether or not she will actually sing and its looking like a firm yes. The Twilight Examiner points out that Kristen who sang and played the guitar in the movie 'Into the Wild' has a 'pleasant and honest' voice. Kristen was seen on June 8 going to a 'voice studio'.

Now this got me thinking.......will this mean Kristen Stewart might actually get nominated for a Golden Globe? OMG.... an Oscar? Hey, Reese Witherspoon took home the Oscar when she played June Carter, I'm just sayin'!

Robert and Kristen Aren't Talking...

It's Saturday morning...
I woke up with a major headache (I fucking hate that)
and now I feel like a 'bitch on wheels'...
Except... I'm not ON wheels...
I'm sitting on a recliner
Bitch on leather? Bitch on recline?
Well... you get the point.
And since I'm big time pissy this morning...
Why not discuss the recent Robsten bullshit?
Why not indeed.

OK.
As you all know Twitter was absolutely aflame when it was said that

"Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Will Confirm Romance In Harper’s Bazaar December Issue"

Yeah. Right.
So the Twilight world went fucking wild...
(please note that I will be saying fucking... a lot. Just a warning.)
Robsten Lovers Rejoiced!!
Kristen haters Recoiled! (And let's face it, they don't hate Robsten... they hate Kristen.)
The doubters called BULLSHIT.
The hopeful said AT LAST!

1. So... you will have me believe that 2 intensely private people... would discuss their personal relationship in a magazine?

2. Was this a PR move? More speculation. More press. More publicity?

Well...
It turns out that GOSSIP COP had another story.

"A source close to the production tells Gossip Cop exclusively that Pattinson and Stewart “do NOT” discuss whether or not they’re a couple. Do NOT."

OfuckingK.
So what?
You mean Rob and Kristen are still keeping their relationship... private?
Wow... huge surprise.
Robsten lovers still rejoiced because they were going to get a photoshoot
with Rob and Kristen.
Kristen haters still recoiled... well... because they still hate Kristen
and don't want to see her with Rob.
The doubters said TOLD YA!
The hopeful said Oh Well...

Thing is?
The fact that the 'coming out' story was fabricated... really doesn't matter.
Doesn't mean jackFUCKINGshit in terms of whether or not
Robert and Kristen are Robert and Kristen.
A false hope of learning the 'truth'....
When we already know the fucking truth.
You know it.
I know it.
It's as plain as the pain in my fucking brain...
Heh.

Anyway.
The press junket for New Moon might be most interesting.
How guarded will Rob be this time around?
How wary and cynical?
Will Rob and Kristen do press together?
Will it be more Taylor and Kristen?

What 'secrets' will be revealed?

Well, I just look forward to seeing Rob talk...

and walk.

and smile.

and pull his fingers through his hair.

and.

and.

Man... I fucking miss Rob.

Bye for now ♥