Where Have You Gone, Robert Pattinson?

Well. I was right.

Rob was smiley and laughy

(and it's still not a real word)

AND

He was scruffy.

Wonderfully, beautifully... Scruffy.

So the TCA's taped last night

Twitter was all atwitter about the blue carpet...

which I only caught the last 20 minutes or so...

THANK GOD.

It was horrendous and Robert didn't do it.

Robert is wise.

You could actually feel brain cells dying

listening to the 'hosts'.

The first few pictures of Rob (with Ashley and Taylor)

Rob looked kinda... bored.

Not that I blame him...

Can you imagine?

But then smiley laughy Rob showed up 

I'm guessing it's pretty hard NOT to laugh at Jimmy Fallon

Especially when he is talking about you and giving you an award.

And oh yes...

Ashley is patting him on the back.

OH NO!

I like Ashley.

A lot.

I think she's gorgeous and sweet...

Please don't get all bent out of shape over these pictures.

I got emails and tweets asking me 

if Rob and Kristen broke up because Rob

and Ashley walked up the stairs together!

Seriously?

Good fucking Grief People.

Everyone loves Robert...

People are allowed to have human contact with him...

Are allowed to laugh and talk with him...

Are allowed to sit next to him...

Did you really expect Rob to curl up in the fetal position

and growl at anyone who came near him?

Please.

Robert was Robert.

Just like we knew he would be.

So no...

Rob wasn't wearing all black because Kristen wasn't there.

He wasn't sulking and crying...

And no...

Rob wasn't 'hanging' all over his co-stars

and they weren't hanging all over him.

And yes...

Rob does LOOK at other people

(no fucking shit)

And he smiles at other people...

No one ever said that he didn't.

It's just different with Kristen.

And that's *MY* opinion.

This was one of the best pictures of the night!

And so was this one...

Oh yes... 

I love smiley, laughy, scruffy Robert.

And so now begins the spinning wheel...

Where Will Rob Go?

Take a spin... 

Will it be 

LONDON?

MONTREAL?

or...

WE MIGHT NEVER KNOW UNLESS A PAP
GETS HIS PICTURE.

It's happened before...

It might be DAYS before he shows up anywhere.

So will we ever really know?

We might not get a shot of him until he leaves for London...

Via Montreal airport.

;)

And my FAVE picture of the night?

*GASP*
*SHOCK*

Robert walking.

So...

What have we learned?

Nothing.

Haters glom onto the pics of Ashley and Rob

(Get back to me when he starts hanging out with her on his own time

and please don't bring up 2 year old pictures)

Haters hating on Ashley because she was next to Rob

(Ashley was a lucky girl last night)

Haters hating on Rob because he wasn't in mourning

and had the audacity to smile and laugh

(He wasn't sad, but a few people who were there said he looked Bored)

@TSandraTeenT: haha it's so boring here.. Rob looks like he tries to sleep xD

@taryder: Rob's looking like we all feel: bored. Shows that aren't taped live are looong

Haters hoping against hope that Rob doesn't go to Montreal.

(Again)

What happens if he does show up there?

Again.

Yes. Again.

This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

for

*SMIRK*

and by a massive

*Twirl Fest*

Spin that wheel!

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Robsten Rose?

Never go 'away' when something big is going down.

And by something big...

I mean the whole Robsten Romance.

I can't catch up.

I'm not sure I want to.

I'm thinking that someday this whole

huge overwhelming feeling that

Rob gives me...

will like... stop... being...

OVERfuckingWHELMING.

Is that even possible at this stage of the game?

Seriously.

I mean...

How in the world does he manage to

look even more beautiful and magnificent

than the last time you saw him?

He like totally gets better looking every fucking minute.

And he's so beyond perfection already.

It makes absolutely no sense.

Wait.

It's me that is making no sense, isn't it?

Shit.

I can't help it.

I'm sorry. Truly.

Rob does that to me.

Rob just takes every sane thing in my life...

and makes it totally insane.

Common sense?

What the hell is that?

I could just type gibberish and it would be more coherent.

OK.

I'm always like this when there are new Rob pics.

And it never gets better... or easier.

But I feel safe in the knowledge that at least

Rob will be back in Vancouver...

And under the radar a bit more...

Which is good.

For me.

Oh... one more thing.

Did ya see the video of Rob and Kristen...

Leaving the TCA together in a SUV?

Yes... there is a BIG smile on this face right now.

BIG. SMILE.

Fucking HUGE.

Bye for now ♥