Rob and Kristen- Twirling in Rio!

So where does the "Twirly" blogger begin?

With a TWIRL of course!

Because there is so so SO much to TWIRL about!

Let's see...

First we got these smiley, freshly showered (wink wink) pictures

from the hotel balcony.

They both look so happy...

So...

SATISFIED.

Oh right...

They ALWAYS look miserable when they are together.

I guess they forgot...

;)

 Yes.

There were TONS of pictures and videos from last night.

They were filming some weird walking through the street and wanting to watch people dance scene that doesn't exist in the book but I guess it looks good for the movie and hell they flew all the way over there they might as well get their moneys worth and don't Robert and Kristen look amazingly sweet and cozy?

That was a long sentence.

But yeah... this scene doesn't exist in the BD I remember...

But if it got Edward and Bella to kiss and be all lovey...

I'm all for it.

LOTS of conflicting emotions last night on Twitter.

Kinda amusing for the most part.

A lot of people were all giddy and happy seeing
Robert and Kristen doing the Edward and Bella.

OK.

Maybe some people blurred the lines of reality a little.

I mean...

For the most part they WERE filming a movie.

But see...

I understand just liking to see Robert and Kristen together...

and getting a bit twirly and happy about it.

Because being happy and twirly is fun!

But on the other hand...

The other rather foamy angry hand...

You have people who keep screaming

GET A REAL LIFE!!!

THEY ARE MAKING A MOVIE!!

IT'S NOT REAL!!
FUCKING STUPID BITCHES NEED TO GET A LIFE!

And then proceed to growl and foam all over everything.

"Get a life" is way overplayed.

Way.

The people that scream GET A REAL LIFE every other sentence

are the people who probably should look into obtaining one.

Just a thought.

 

"Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things"

Oh... and lots and lots of pictures of Robert and Kristen.

Kissing and hugging and smiling and stuff.

Lots.

These are a few of my favorite things!

These pictures were supposedly taken 'off' camera.

It gets a bit confusing... knowing which is which.

I get that people want ALL the pics just to represent

a day in the life of Robert and Kristen...

But we can TWIRL and still keep our feet on the ground.

Right?

Although it comes from people who were THERE

so I guess they know when they were filming or not...

And I find the pictures lovely and charming

and it doesn't surprise me ONE bit that they would remain close and connected

as they finish filming and walk back to their trailer.

Yeah. Like this.

Because there aren't film crew around here...

And lo and behold...

Rob and Kristen are still holding hands!

IF (and imagine this is such a big IF it barely fits on the page)

Rob and Kristen couldn't stand each other like some would like to believe..

Why would they still be holding hands here?

In fact...

Why would they even still be together?

Or is Summit making them walk back to their trailers like that for PR?

Are there crew with the rifles pointed at them just off camera?

Because the whole spectacle that is BD so far...

isn't enough publicity?

Face it.

Please.

They didn't HAVE to sit next to each other for the long flight.

They wanted to.

They don't HAVE spend their downtime with each other.

They want to.

They don't HAVE to share a hotel room.

But you know they are.

They didn't have to be close and intimate when the cameras

weren't rolling.

But they were.

Yeah. I know.

"Get a life!"

I LOVE this picture.

Why did I add it here at the end?

Couple of reasons.

1. I'm kinda missing our sweet Thomas.

And isn't this the cutest (heh) picture of him?

Exactly.

2. THIS is a great representation of how I feel right now.

FANfuckingTASTIC!

And...

I suggest some people (you know who you are)

Just let GO of the bitter anger.

Seriously.

It is so much more fun to be happy and twirly!

Final thought.

Yes. Robert and Kristen were filming a movie.

Yes. They were portraying Edward and Bella.

But everyone got a peek OFF camera too.

We don't get that too much.

Robert and Kristen don't like to share each other.

But we see enough.

And what we do see is Twirly material.

Robert and Kristen are together.

(And if you don't believe that... get off my twirl!)

They've been together for quite a while.

It looks like they enjoy being together.

They will most likely CONTINUE to be together long

after the Twilight Saga is over.

We shall see... won't we?

This post is brought to you by the letters *E* and *T*

E for...

EPIC!!!!

What a completely EPIC Rob/Kristen day we had!

I'm not sure I could do this everyday...

But hey...

I'm willing to give it a try!

T for...

TWIRLY!

Twirly is happy.

Twirly is fun.

Twirly is the opposite of Foamy.

Which would you rather be?

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- In The Eye of the Hurricane.

Daylight Savings.

An extra hour to admire Robert... walking.

The above picture?

Yeah... one of my favorites.

(Have I said that before? Sorry)

Not only do I love Robert in motion...

I love Robert walking with sunglasses.

I love Robert's eyes...

But there is something about the way he looks...

Walking.

Sunglasses.

Yeah.

NOTHING wrong with that.

OK.

Onward and upward.

So... what's the buzz surrounding Rob and Kristen?

Hmmm.

Not a whole lot is going on...

Well.

Not much is going on except crowds of people outside 

Rob and Kristen's hotel...

Throngs of people.

Screaming.

Chanting.

Screaming.

Hoping for a glimpse... a peek of their idols.

And a part of me gets it.

Albeit a very small part.

I get wanting to see Robert in person.

I really do.

I'm just not sure what I would be willing to do...

To actually see him.

Would I submerge myself into a crowd of thousands?

No fucking way.

But hey, that's just me.

Now don't get me wrong.

I am not 'attacking' anyone for wanting to see Rob and Kristen.

I do understand the PASSION.

But it just makes me think of what Robert and Kristen

are going through.

Yeah... I know...

Famous... Rich... 

Blah blah blah

But still human.

Still people.

This is where I find myself feeling protective about 

Robert and Kristen.

Yeah.

Silly.

Unnecessary.

I get it.

But I still do.

And believe me I still don't understand it completely.

I don't worry about other famous people.

Wondering if they are OK.

Wondering if they are scared... or overwhelmed.

But I do when it comes to Rob and Kristen.

I care about them.

I want them to be safe.

I want them to be happy.

And I know that they are well protected while in Brazil.

But every move they make seems to make it on Twitter.

Every detail seems to be out there.

What the hell?

How does that make for good security?

Ah well.

I can't do anything but hope they are OK.

I can't do anything but hope that people

will realize that screaming and screeching at Rob

doesn't make him notice you...

Doesn't make him want to spend time with you.

It makes him cringe.

It makes him worried about what would happen

if you actually caught him and got your hands on him.

I never did understand the whole screaming thing.

It's annoying.

When Robert tries to talk...

there are screams drowning him out.

I want to hear what Robert has to say.

I want to know what he is thinking about...

I don't want to have my nervous system brought

to the brink of shut down

because you can't control yourself.

Can you imagine what Rob and Kristen are dealing with 24/7?

Horrifying.

Screaming Sucks.

Anyway.

Be SAFE Robert and Kristen.

I hope you find some time to yourselves

that you can enjoy the beautiful city you are in...

I hope you find some ALONE time.

;)

Final thoughts.

1) Man oh man.

The haters are hating even more than usual.

Amazing.

I didn't think hating more was possible.

Although I realize that Rob and Kristen are in Rio

working on a movie...

Surely you realize that they do have downtime...

and that they are spending that time TOGETHER.

Right?

In the same hotel room.

You HAVE to know that.

Well... OK

You obviously DO know that

and that is why your vile bitter hatred towards Kristen

has even been more vitriolic than before.

So sad.

2) There has been a bit of talk in the comments about Lee McDougall

and his song "Falling in Love for the Last Time".

Did Lee write it alone?

Did someone help him out with the lyrics?

(no brainer... seriously.)

But it doesn't really matter... does it?

It's a GREAT song.

And Lee deserves all the attention the song gives him.

So...

Buy the song.

It's good to close your eyes and imagine

someone talking about someone else...

And Lee is going on tour.

Go see him!!

http://www.myspace.com/leemacdougall

 

3) Robert and Kristen are in one of the most

romantic and beautiful cities in the world.

I hope they get a chance to enjoy some of that.

I have a feeling they will...

This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

S for SCREAMING. 

Please STOP.

S for SAFE

Please be SAFE dear Robert and Kristen.

And enjoy each other.

As always.

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Love Is All Around

There you go.

Robert and Kristen have landed in Rio!

LET THE FUN BEGIN!

OK.

Actually the fun has already begun!

You know how it goes.

There was a rather creeptacular picture of 

Kristen on the plane.

I'm sorry.

But come on.

Is there no line that won't be crossed?

*sigh*

And the topic of discussion wasn't really how intrusive 

some of these 'fan' pics really are...

No.

The topic was...

DID THEY SIT TOGETHER????

GoodFuckingGrief.

Yeah. 

But at least he's in an airport.

And he's got his damn guitar.

And just the thought of him with that guitar...

Makes me fucking MELT.

Perhaps he is singing 'falling in love for the last time'

to the subject of the song?

Nice thought.

This whole RIO thing has gotten a bit... Overwhelming.
Don't get me wrong.

I'm all giddy that they are there

(safe and sound)

and that they are about to embark on a very pivotal scene

from the book...

And that it's all about the HONEYMOON!!!

But.

Do we really need to know their every move?

"They checked into the hotel. They have meetings.

They are going to lunch.

Rob took his hat off.

Kristen kicked off her shoes."

Step back... just a bit... OK?

I'm thinking that every burp and fart will be chronicled.

Every look.

Every move they make.

Every breath they take...

♬ They'll be watching YOU! ♬

 

 

You gotta love all the bitter foaming too.

You gotta.

Because it's seriously funny and entertaining.

"They didn't sit next to each other on the plane!"

"Summit tells them where to sit on the plane!"

"Of course they would fly together to Rio!"

"I'm sick of this bullshit already!"

"There are bodyguards and crew with them!

Eat that sheep!"

Um.

Quotes 1-4?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The last quote?

No shit?

They travel with bodyguards?

The crew for the movie will be there?

How absolutely AMAZING!!!

So the fuck what.

It's fucking KILLING the haters

that Robert and Kristen are going to be doing

a bit more of this...

And a bit more of that...

And let's not forget...

A whole lot more of this.

It burns some people that not only will 

Robert and Kristen

Be doing this for the movie...

But they know...

(we ALL know)

That they are sharing a hotel room...

and they are taking their work home with them.

Heh.

Yeah. Yeah.

They are just working on a movie.

So why so angry then?

Why so bitter?

If you really only thought it was 'just a movie'

You wouldn't have to be constantly spewing hate.

Final thoughts.

1) It doesn't matter if Rob and Kristen are in Rio

or Shitsville, Iowa.

(No offense to Iowa)

They are together.

HERE.

THERE.

EVERYfuckingWHERE.

They don't need no stinkin movie

to be together and kissing and spending time together.

They do that all the time.

You know it.

I know it.

Nana Rose knows it.

(Love you Nana Rose!)

2) Rob.

Kristen.

Together.

ALL the time.

Just making sure you got it.

3) I had a weird dream last night.

So strange.

Robert was piss drunk in it...

And he crawled into the wrong bed...

Thinking it was with Kristen

He ended up trying to spoon with Sam!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I have bizarre dreams.

Prepare yourself for a lot of this.

Now.

And Forever.

It's 100% FOAM PROOF.

So give it the fuck up.

This post is brought to you by the letters *B* and *P*

B for...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Because silly people make me laugh.

P for PISS drunk.

Interesting image.

which brings us back to B

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Enjoy Rio!!

Be safe.

Bye for now

♥♥♥