Robert and Kristen. Do You See What I See??

Man...

The KPattz world is pretty dead.

Well...not the Kristen hate

Of course...

What better thing to do with your life

than hate on some teenager that you don't know?

But anyway.

I was sent these pictures yesterday...

Someone told me that Kristen was wearing Rob's

shirts from the New Moon poster!

OMFG!

OK... I kid, I kid.

So here is our dear Kristen

getting back to L.A.

Note the shirt and black t-shirt

under her jacket...

And now look at the shirt/t-shirt that 

Robert is wearing in the NM picture...

(and let's ignore the little black box...)

SUPPOSEDLY those are the same shirts.

So SUPPOSEDLY Kristen is wearing Rob's clothes...

Or something like that.

Now...

I'm all for the dreamy Rob/Kristen romance...

I really am...

But I also like to think I'm kinda... logical.

maybe that's just my warped perception of myself...

But hell.. this is my blog after all!

Anyway.

Rob is like 6'1... right?

And although Kristen's bio says she is 5'6-5'7

I have to say she is closer to 5'4... maybe 5'5

Not that a couple of inches makes much difference.

So...

It would lead me to believe...

That Rob's shirt would hang down to mid thigh

at best on her.

She's tiny.

The t-shirt I can see... because she twists

and tucks and ties that shit up.

But unless Rob shrunk his shirt

in the washer machine (heh)

Which is entirely possible...

I have a hard time believing that is the same shirt.

Another EW outtake.

LIARS!

There is NO SUCH THING as an outtake

when it comes to Robert Pattinson.

The man is glorious in all his gloriousness.

And that's probably not a word...

but it works... right?

And...

OMFG!

Look at what he has on his wrist!

THE BLACK BRACELET!

The Super Secret Strip of Shoestring

that tells the world that

Robert is in love with Kristen!

And yes...

I'm being FACETIOUS.

And that is a fucking word!

Look.

We don't need no stinking shoelaces.

It's pretty damn obvious 

to everyone who has normal sane rational vision...

That Robert and Kristen are in a relationship.

There is no need to prove anything.

There is no proving here.

Let the Nonsten/Hatestens keep yelling

about the need for 'proof'

It gives them something to live for do

with all their spare time.

 Just because.

I love him.

Bye for now.

Robsten and the Mystery of the Bracelets!

Oh I'm in such a pissy mood.

I apologize in advance.

1. Husband annoys me.

He's not 6'1...

He doesn't have sex hair

(I'll be honest, he doesn't really have much hair)

He doesn't play guitar...

Well... I know this isn't fair.

I know.

I'm not exactly a piece of prime real estate...

But Husband fucking irritates me right now...

So I'm just pointing out the obvious...

2. SO! Robert was spotted (i.e. stalked) at LAX!

He looked thoroughly THRILLED, too!

And do you want to know the topic

of conversation throughout Twitter?

ROB ISN'T WEARING THE BRACELET!

OH MY GOD!

What does this mean?

Well... Kristen was spotted with 2 bracelets....

OH MY GOD!!!

Read into what you will.

(and the theories are fucking hilarious!)

I like to think that Rob and Kristen

are having a nice laugh at the whole

ridiculous drama this has become.

3. Bryce Dallas Howard.

I can't hate on her.

I really don't know anything about her.

Besides the fact that she is Ron Howard's daughter...

And I kinda like Ron Howard.

His work on 'The Simpsons' alone

is worth my affection.

And even though I like Rachelle...

It's not Bryce's fault

That Summit is a fuck-up...

I mean, really...

Look at what they did to "Twilight"!!

So I will give her a chance.

As if I have a choice?

4. OMG! Guess What????

Rob now has 2 bracelets

and Kristen has none.

What does it mean?

Nothing.

I just made it up.

Isn't that what people do?

:)

5. Last night before I went to sleep...

I was counting black bracelets...

It was an amazing sleep aid...

I fell right to sleep!

6. Rob?

I adore you.

I don't care how many bracelets you are wearing.

I hope you are as successful staying out

of the excruciating glare of the camera

in LA... as you were in NYC.

Good luck with that.

Bye for now ♥