Robsten Proof?

I can't wait to hear the excuses.

The rationalizations.

Because you know you will.

I can hear it now...

"You have to lean into someone to hear what they are saying at a concert."

"I always press my lips onto someone elses when I want to know what they are saying."

"The pictures are so blurry... You can't really see what is going on."

"It's just two friends discussing the music of the Kings of Leon."

"It doesn't prove anything."

Well...

A part of me wants to be a total brat and just giggle and say...

"Nanner, Nanner... TOLD YA SO!"

But I don't have to say it.

Why?

Because you can fucking SEE it.

It's right there in front of you.

Rob and Kristen are so IN to each other.

Stages 1 and 2 of Robsten will be in full force today...

Denial and Anger.

But seriously... come the fuck into stage 5.

Acceptance.

It's actually quite peaceful here.

It's a happy place.

I know I'm fucking smiling.

Bye for now ♥

P.S. I know these pics look intrusive...

But I'm pretty sure Rob and Kristen knew

that they were being watched...

and obviously didn't seem to care.

They were in a public place,

in a crowd of people at a concert...

And for the sake of Robsten?

I had to do it.

5 Stages of Robsten.

Acceptance of Robsten.

Is it possible?

Will there ever come a time

of peace and togetherness

in the land of ROBsessed?

I'm thinking... NO.

Anyway...

Here are the 5 stages of Robsten...

Some people go through the steps

and come out on the other side...

realizing what is right in front of them.

And others? Not so much.

Stage 1: Denial

Denial is a temporary defense against Robsten.

Some people love this stage... live this stage...

"They're just friends."

"He hooks up with all his co-stars"

"Where's the proof?"

Stage 2: Anger

Anger is when they realize that denial is futile.

This is also the stage that many people

seem to get stuck in...

"WHY her??"

"It's going to ruin the movies!"

"She's not good enough for him!"

Stage 3: Bargaining

This is where they cling to hope...

and will say or do anything to rationalize it.

"Please let it be a rumor."

"Just because he's in a hotel with her doesn't mean anything!"

"Perez is right!!! Ted sucks!"

Stage 4: Depression

They finally begin to comprehend

the certainty of Robsten.

"I couldn't care less!"

"They deserve each other."
"It will never last!"

Stage 5: Acceptance

Very few reach this stage...

instead preferring to linger in Denial and Anger.

" I don't want to talk about it anymore."

"Well, someone that hot should be doing it with somebody!"

"As long as Rob is happy... I'm happy!"

The 5 Stages of Robsten...

Which stage are you in?

Bye for now ♥

Edit: This post is only my opinion...

and my opinion is dripping with sarcasm.

Thanks.