Rob and Kristen- Up Close and Personal

The smile on her face says it all...

So.

Another picture from the summer wedding...

Where Rob and Kristen went together.

The private wedding.

You know the one.

Where there weren't any Pap cameras...

(although someone obviously wanted to capture Rob/Kristen moments)

Rob and Kristen

Behaving like Rob and Kristen.

What do you see?

Well.

I see a man touching the face of the woman he adores.

I see the woman smiling... and reaching for his hand.

It's really that simple.

Nothing sinister.

No plots.

No conspiracies.

I know others see the same thing.

But still refuse to believe it.

Rob loves Kristen loves Rob.

So what do they do?

1. IT'S A PLOT! 

Kristen's 'people' released those pictures

JUST to sabotage WFE promotion!

Yes.

People really said that.

Of course...

No one manages to come up with HOW a picture

of Rob and Kristen together at a private wedding

sabotages anything... especially a movie

that doesn't come out for a couple of months yet...

But how does that work?

How does that hurt WFE?

Answer?

It doesn't

One doesn't have anything to do with the other.

A picture of Rob and Kristen has as much impact

on WFE promotion as Reese and her fiance does...

And I thought that was scraping the bottom of the PR barrel.

But no...

Oh no.

2. LOOK HOW FAR AWAY HE IS FROM HER!
MY GUY FRIENDS TOUCH MY FACE LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME!

Yes.

They said this too.

(They being the proverbial HYENA... in case you were wondering)

It's amazing how they do the things Rob and Kristen do

with their friends ALL the time.

Like traveling the world together...

Living together...

Showing up together

ALL 

THE 

TIME.

It's a lovely picture of two people enjoying each other...

All the pictures from this day show that.

Did we REALLY need arrows here?

They look a bit closer together here...

heh.

And Tom.

Well...

You all know how I feel about him.

<3

But remember when this pic was first released...

MANIP!!!!

Was screamed across the land!

It can't be!

Rob and Kristen can't be together!

FAKE FAKE!
PR PR!!

Yeah... Kristen looks positively miserable. Heh.

But then the more pictures came out...

The more the blathering foam had to accept it.

So then what?

3. LOOK at what they are wearing!

How COULD they??

They look so casual! How disrespectful!

First off...

you can't really see what Kristen is wearing...

All you see is the top half.

Yet...

When something like this picture comes out...

They have to attack SOMETHING about Kristen.

Her hair.

Her clothes.

How she sits in her chair.

When what they really want to complain about is her

CLOSE PROXIMITY

to Robert Pattinson.

That is the crux of this whole irrational delusion.

Yes.

Crux.

They can't fucking STAND that Rob and Kristen are together.

(And continually show up together)

They actually think they know what is better for Robert.

So they sit there...

OBSESSING over Kristen Stewart

All the while

Screaming for anyone to listen to how much

THEY DON'T CARE!

THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

THEY HAVE WONDERFUL LIVES AND DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

OK.

Yet.

They write fucking monologues 

Page after page dissecting every picture.

Every tweet.

Every word said...

The fact that you have forums and blogs and LJ's and Tumblrs

JUST to obsess over someone you hate...

means

You care.

A lot.

I wouldn't have a blog if I didn't give a shit

about Robert Pattinson in some capacity...

Would I? 

Exactly.

I used to think "GET A LIFE" was the most overplayed line

in this fandom...

But that is quickly being overtaken by 

"I DON'T CARE!"

We all have lives.

We all care to some degree...

Or we wouldn't be here.

JFC

God.

I'm not exactly sure when my fascination with Tom Sturridge started.

But.

I'm severely fascinated with him.

Severely.

And although his being best friends with Rob...

and great friends with Kristen is what initially drew my attention

Its NOT what has kept me enraptured.

Is that the right word?

Why yes...

Yes it is.

*sigh*

Again... the look on her face says it all.

I will close with this picture.

Another one that people screamed MANIP over...

Funny how that works, isn't it?

Whenever there are pics of Rob and Kristen...

Kissing.

Nuzzling.

Up close and personal

Whether at KOL concerts...

On movie sets...

In the streets of Montreal.

Or just in a pub on New Years Eve...

They always screech 

PHOTOSHOP right away.

Heh.

It is what it fucking is.

You really should be used to it by now...

With 

Acceptance

Comes 

Peace.

This post is brought to you by the letter *K*

K for KISS!

Like Rob and Kristen on New Years Eve!

You can never have enough kissing...

You know?

And K for... Keep Clinging to your

'the end is near' prophecy...

How's that working for you so far?

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥