Is there anything to talk about today?
I guess a couple of things...
First.
Bwahahahaha!
This is how I feel sometimes.
Some people feel the need to 'distance' themselves
from my little opinionated blog.
That makes me laugh.
Hard.
Big Bad Rose!
I'm all thorny and shit.
Why are some people scared to have an opinion
and stick to it?
Is it controversial to state your point of view?
Are you afraid of losing 'followers"?
Probably.
Maybe you think Rob and/or Kristen reads your blog/site
and won't like you if they read what you really think.
Hmmm.
As fucking if.
That's almost as bizarro as Hatesten
actually believing that Rob not only reads their vile spew...
but wouldn't find every syllable offensive and disgusting.
As fucking if.
Um.
Stop trying to fucking kill me, Robert Pattinson.
Just stop it.
It's bad enough you have NEVER looked better
EVER fucking EVER
(sorry... lots of fucks today.)
It's bad enough that WFE is probably going to
kill me ANYWAY.
But these posters...
These pics...
My heart just might not make it through this.
And talking about breaking my heart?
OK.
If I survive WFE...
(which is in doubt)
THIS will be the fucking end of me.
Rob PLAYING
(and now possibly singing??)
the piano in Breaking Dawn?
*Gripping Chest*
Don't fucking tease #NanaRose!
I'm 110 years old!!
(and I sparkle)
But seriously...
Rob playing (singing)
trumps EVERYTHING else.
Because I can't think of anything more
Sexy
Sensual
Steamy
Than Robert playing piano.
(OK, maybe the guitar)
But you know??
GAH.
Still dying here.
Which brings us to...
WHAT?????
Robert.
Vanity Fair.
Annie Leibovitz.
WHAT????
JFC
Please.
Please.
PLEASE
Let this be true.
Shit.
"You are so beautiful... to me"
Cuz you are.
Still.
So beautiful.
And Vanity Fair seems to bring that out even more...
Oh man.
See.
This is what I mean.
No matter where I turn...
Robert Pattinson
is trying to fucking kill me.
I don't want to sound too cliched...
(why start now?)
But.
WHAT.
A.
WAY.
WAY.
TO.
GO.
Motherbitch.
And... can we get a photoshoot with Kristen, too?
Pretty Please?
That would be fucking great.
Cuz...
Kristen is fucking beautiful too...
And Rob and Kristen together
is always a WIN.
Not only because they look so incredible together...
But because they just can't seem to hide
how they feel about each other
when they are together.
Some way or another...
We get a glimpse of how they feel.
Yes.
We do.
Robert can't hide it.
You know he can't.
Shaggy and Scrappy Do.
Just because I love Tom Sturridge.
Just because I will probably be putting a picture of him
in my blog until the end of time.
Or the end of my blog.
Whichever comes first.
(My bet is on time)
Let's see... anything else?
1. There was some chatter on Twitter (gasp)
about someone being in a restaurant with the Twi-cast recently.
She said something about Rob and Kristen
being together and close
(something like that)
Not that it's any kind of surprise...
Rob and Kristen...
CLOSE???
AGAIN???
Old news.
But what caught my eye was she said Kristen was 'skittish'
when she went to get her coat and purse...
Now.
Lots of skittish talk.
What does it mean?
Obviously some 'people' have no clue.
SHY is one of the definitions.
Something we all know Kristen to be...
Painfully so.
Yet she gets crucified for this everyday.
How DARE Kristen be shy in public!
OFF WITH HER HEAD!
Perhaps this person meant
DIFFICULT TO HANDLE?
Did Kristen react this way when a stranger approached her?
Probably.
Again.
Total strangers charging into your life...
over and over
add to this...
the known threats on her very life.
Yes.
It's known.
Who wouldn't be skittish?
People threatening you just because you had the
fucking audacity to live your life...
and oh shit...
Robert Pattinson happens to not only be a
very integral part of it...
But is also so blatantly SMITTEN with you.
Yeah.
The nerve of that girl.
Making Robert fall in LOVE with her.
2. The BAFTAS
*Looking into my hypothetical crystal ball*
Yes.
It's coming into focus...
Flights are booked.
The path is almost clear.
Is London is calling?
3. Are you a stalker?
If you become incensed at the very word...
You might be.
Otherwise it would just roll off your back.
Think about it.
This post is brought to you by the letter *T*
T for Tome
There's no place like Tome.
Ever.
T for Thinking.
Are you?
;)
T for
Truth is Truth.
There is no other way around it.
T for Together.
Rob and Kristen
Have been.
Are now.
And WILL be.
Toodles!
♥♥♥
Oh and one more thing....
GREEN BAY PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!!
 |
| Rodgers putting on his 'championship' belt. |
That's fucking RIGHT.
WORLD CHAMPIONS!
The Lombardi Trophy is coming home
where it belongs!
WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!
That is all.
:)
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