This.
THIS is why I'm still intoxicated with you, Robert Pattinson.
There isn't anything going on right now...
Robert is still in London... I guess.
(Being careful)
Kristen is still working in Arizona... I guess.
And then EW releases outtakes from that fantastic shoot...
And.
Robert.
You look... well... intoxicating.
" You're intoxicated by my very presence. "
Yes.
Yes I most definitely am.
By your very existence.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
OK.
So I used a cropped picture of just Kristen and Robert.
Nothing personal against Mr. Lautner...
I like him... I really do.
But I would just rather look at Rob and Kris.
Is that wrong?
Eh... who cares.
So.
I am going to try and be nice today.
Can I do it?
Can Rose put away her thorns?
And now that silly song is going through my head.
Every rose has it's thorn
Just like every night has it's dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has it's thorn...
Just like every night has it's dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has it's thorn...
It won't be long.
This post is brought to you by the letters *L* and *S*
L for LEAVE LONDON!
And wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if Robert
flew back to L.A.?
Oh hell.
I do love that Rob is enjoying his downtime in the city he loves...
But if he left now...
I don't think I would ever stop laughing.
A bit thorny? Perhaps.
But still funny.
And
S for STOP taking all this SHIT SERIOUSLY!
Honestly.
Whatever happens in the lives of Robert and Kristen
should not affect your life.
You should enjoy the banter and speculation
Not get all foamy and angry all the time.
You should be getting some laughs.
Because it's really fucking entertaining.
So S is also for
SMILE
Try it.
You'll like it.
Promise.
Bye for now
♥♥♥
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