No news is good news.
Isn't it good that Rob or Kristen haven't been seen in days?
I happen to think so.
Yes... YES!
There have been the random tweets about seeing them...
But you know...
Tweets have a habit of needing salt.
I could tweet
"I just saw Kristen Stewart eating at the same restaurant as me!"
And you know what?
Some people would fucking buy it.
Why?
Because they WANT to.
It's really that simple.
I hate to be the one to say
"Pic or it didn't happen"
But I don't put much stock into random tweets...
Even if it's something I want to hear.
Let's talk about 'inside' info.
Because some of the bullshit I am seeing...
Is beyond ridiculous.
OK.
1. I have NEVER EVER claimed to have 'inside' information.
NEVER.
Yes... I hear stuff...
But so does everyone.
When I say
"I hope Rob goes to where Kristen is"
It's just that...
A hope.
A thought.
I have read stuff where people have said...
"Oh Rose's predictions are never right!"
Um..
Because I don't make predictions.
They are my opinion...
and yes...
Sometimes I am wrong.
Who isn't?
This blog is all about *MY* thoughts.
It's what my gut tells me...
And OK, sometimes my gut is just hungry and gets it wrong.
I felt strongly that Kristen would go to Budapest.
She did.
I had a feeling that Rob and Kristen would show up
somewhere in the UK over New Years...
They did.
I thought that Robert would show up in Montreal.
He did.
Why did I feel that way?
It wasn't super inside information.
It was common sense.
Robert and Kristen always manage to find their way
back together.
See how simple that is?
2. All about the Twirl.
People.
Please.
Lighten the fuck up.
JFC
Last night on Twitter...
Me and a couple of friends decided we would twirl
we were in a good mood...
we were having fun.
What happens?
I get bombarded with DMs and replies...
"what's going on?"
"You don't know shit"
and on and on.
Really?
I fucking TWIRL and that is some super secret code?
Really?
Yes...
Sometimes I twirl because I am happy about stuff.
Sometimes I twirl because I know it pisses off the haters.
(and they really really hate it.. heh)
Sometimes I twirl for the fucking FUN of it.
Where is it written
(and I can't believe I am actually addressing this ridiculous bullshit)
that me TWIRLING
means I know some INSIDE info and just don't want to share?
Good Fucking Grief.
I don't TWIRL because I know something you don't.
I TWIRL because...
I fucking WANT to.
"Rose is twirling again... what's happening?"
I will tell you EXACTLY what is happening.
Rose is fucking twirling.
The end.
Stop reading something into every tweet.
It's silly.
99% of the time...
I'm just goofing around having fun.
That's all.
FUN.
Remember fun?
It was what we used to do before everyone
got all fucking serious and weird.
I spent a good part of last night laughing my ass off.
I seriously have no ass left.
Good thing they grow back.
Right?
Honestly.
People have to put drama everywhere.
Something as simple as typing
*Twirl*
Gets people all fucking riled up.
(And it's WAY too fucking easy)
Chill.
Relax.
Take a deep breath.
No matter what I write...
Whether I'm right...
Or whether I'm wrong
I can only make guesses based on past behavior.
Or maybe take in all the chatter I hear...
And decipher for myself what is realistic...
and what is bullshit.
That's all I do.
It's OPINION.
My opinion.
And where are Robert and Kristen?
Well.
As far as anyone knows...
They are still in their respective cities.
Does that make it true?
Of course not.
There is a real possibility that one or the other
flew to be with one or the other
for this holiday weekend.
Or
There is a real possibility that one or the other
is busy with current projects
and that one or the other will get together
at a later date.
One or the other.
I like to THINK that Rob and Kristen will connect
Sooner rather than Later.
But that's just me.
Based on past behavior...
Robert and Kristen don't stay apart for very long.
Based on past behavior
Robert and Kristen will fly to where the other is.
Based on past behavior
Rob and Kristen want to be together.
See?
Common sense.
Logic.
That's all it is.
This post was brought to you by the letters *T*, *F* and *M*
T for fucking TWIRL
Because I will if I want to.
F is for Francis
as in LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP, FRANCIS
and
M is for Moose.
I just saw this documentary on the nature channel
and they are majestic animals.
This TWIRL is brought to you by
Robert Pattinson
It's obvious the man knows how to Twirl.
And he's damn good at it.
Bye for now
♥♥♥
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