Random Rose and Robert

Well.

I've read through the emails.

I've read the comments.

I've read some blogs

And what did I find that happened

last weekend?

Same shit. Different day.

As always.

Random Thoughts.

GORGEOUS.

If you look at this picture

and say something ugly?

You are making shit up.

The dress was beautiful.

The makeup... sublime.

I mean... Look at her eyes.

Her hair was perfect.

Everything.

So of course some people HAD to find

something... ANYTHING to pick on.

1. "Kristen was all nervous and awkward on stage...

and how dare she clear her throat!"

Hello? Hello? Anyone there?

Kristen is always nervous and awkward...

and to have that played out on a stage

the size of the Academy Awards?

Not everyone is smooth and easy going in front of people.

Some people are shy and nervous when zillions

of people are looking at you.

2. "OH MY GOD! Kristen took off her shoes!

How disgusting!"

Honestly.

How many fucking times have you taken off your shoes

after wearing heels all night?

Yeah... thought so.

My sweet sweet boy.

I found out last night that Remember Me

is indeed showing in a nearby theater.

I was worried for a while there.

But I've been seeing commercials for it on TV

so I figured it HAD to be playing somewhere!

Rob looks so damn incredible in this movie.

I'm actually proud of him.

I expect to go to the first showing on Friday morning.

I expect to laugh. I expect to cry.

I expect to fall more in love with

Robert Pattinson.

Is that possible?

I'm not sure... but I'll give it a shot!

Also wanted to discuss some Twitter bullshit.

For the most part... I follow people who are 

interested in what I'm interested in.

Makes sense, right?

Oh yeah... I have some friends on there...

Friends who don't always agree with my opinion.

And that's totally cool with me.

I sometimes see the things they tweet...

and I shrug my shoulders, and move on.

But.

I have some so called 'friends' who have 

blocked me for talking about Kristen.

Or unfollowed me.

Doesn't that make you giggle just a little?

Are my tweets so horrifying that they just cannot stand it?

Nah. 

For one thing... I'm not a fanatical tweeter.

So I really don't say THAT much...ya know?

I ReTweet things that I like...

But.

My tweets have upset these people SO much.

I mean... SO MUCH

That they couldn't read them one more day!

WOE IS ME.

And to be honest?

It's always when there is another Rob/Kristen

thing going around.

It seems that some people just cannot

read about Rob/Kristen another moment!

It's so painful! 

Sheesh.

If you rant and cry over someone's tweets?

If you feel the need to unfollow them for their opinions?

Kinda lame.

That's all I'm saying.

Kinda lame.

Robert. Walking. Equals. Perfection.

Focus, Rose... Focus.

I realize I've been pretty bitchy in this post.

Eh... what can I say?

I'm just commenting on the things that stood out for me

the most this weekend.

But I saved the best Cling for last.

This cling is the stickiest, gooiest cling of the day.

(gooiest looks odd... doesn't it?)

Anyway.

Cling.

"Where were all the Kristen fans BEFORE Twilight?

If she's SO awesome, the best actress of her generation...

why weren't they there before? They are only fans

 of Kristen... because of Rob."

1. Like all these Rob fans were fans before Twilight?

Please.

Even I remember Robert in Goblet of Fire...

I thought he was beautiful...

But he didn't resonate with me until Twilight.

So why is it a bad thing to become a fan of someones

after you see them in a movie?

2. Only fans of Kristen because of Rob?

Well...

Only Kristen haters because of Rob.

Let's face it.

They didn't hate Kristen before Rob/Twilight.

They didn't build Kristen bashing sites before Rob.

They didn't make fun of her and call her names...

Before Rob.

So.

It only goes to say...

They hate Kristen because of Robert.

Otherwise...

Why didn't you hate on her BEFORE?

Exactly.

For some reason the silly 

"I am rubber, you are glue"

has come to mind.

Sticky. Gummy.

That's about right ;)

Bye for now.

 

Oh yeah. Almost forgot.

Kristen will be on the Tonight Show TOMORROW!

And Jimmy Fallon and Regis and Kelly - March 16th

 

Remember Me- March 12th!!!

The Runaways- March 19th!!

Cling on.