Did Robert and Kristen Pass Chemistry?

Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the french I took

But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you love me too
What a wonderful world this would be

So basically why I thought of these lyrics

is because I was hoping there would be a

"Don't know much about Chemistry"

Oops.

I wanted to talk about Chemistry today.

On-screen chemistry.

Off-screen chemistry.

And Robert Pattinson.

Do I think Robert and Emilie had onscreen chemistry?

Yes.

Was I blown away with the 'sex' scenes?

No.

Just having Rob IN the damn scene makes it hot.

Having him panting and pawing on Emilie...

Yeah... pretty fucking hot.

But that's more because it's Robert doing the panting.

I actually liked Emilie in this movie.

Accent aside...

She did a great job.

But when I was watching the movie...

And the kissing/sex scene came on...

I was like... OK.

Obviously Tyler can show more passion than Edward.

But I remember thinking...

This is it?

This is the HOT SEX scene from Remember Me?

Is that all there is? 

Don't misunderstand me.

It's not like I think the sexual energy 

fucking flowed off the screen in

Twilight or New Moon.

(Although Eclipse looks more promising) 

I don't.

Part of that is Edward Cullen is

reserved, cold... distant.

Part of that is just the way the movie was written.

So who does Robert have on-screen chemistry with?

 Yep.

These two were wonderful together.

Every time they appeared onscreen

You believed that they loved each other...

You believed that Tyler wanted to protect her...

You believed they were brother and sister.

You see...

The reason I "BELIEVE" that Robert and Kristen

are together is not from what I have seen

in their movies together.

No.

It's from what I have seen when they were just

being themselves.

And while I know a lot of people don't see

things the way I do...

(and really... that's cool)

This is what I see.

 And I hate to bring up these pictures again...

(or Do I??)

And even though they are in a photo-shoot here

The closeness and intimacy radiates through...

And of course...

The straw that broke the Haters heart...

Not on-screen.

Not a photo shoot.

Not anything but two people walking to an airplane...

Close.

Connection. 

Chemistry.

So while I think Robert could have on-screen chemistry

with a lampshade...

It's who he chooses to have off-screen chemistry with

that interests me.

And it's always the same person.

Kristen.

Bye for now.

*Don't forget Kristen is on Jimmy Fallon

and Regis and Kelly tomorrow!*