Clinging to Robert and Kristen...

Bwahahahahaha!

Excuse me while I laugh at the whole

"WHOSE YELLOW BAG IS IT?" mystery!

No... I'm not done yet...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rob landing safe and sound in London.

Cute little TomStu with him.

Rob carrying the mysterious yellow bag.

Whatever can this mean??

I guess it means...

It's Rob's bag?

And I guess ALL the silly speculation about

Rob carrying Kristen's bag 

is finally over!

I can finally get some sleep now that

we have all figured out that troubling question!

Whew!

Now we know that Rob WASN'T being

a gentleman after all!!

Wait.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Next.

Kristen leaving NYC.

Keep an eye on the shirt.

More drama to follow.

The biggest cling in the Robert world right now

is that Kristen and Rob are hanging out for PR.

Did I say HUGE clingy cling?

Well...

This is the one CLING that they grasp onto

like no other.

"It's all PR. Summit is making them hang out.

Summit has complete control over every move

they make. They never do anything without Summit

choreographing every step."

Just how much more attention and publicity does

the Twilight Saga need?

"Kristen... You WILL fly over to England and hang out with Rob. 

You MUST. It's imperative for the future of our movies!"

So.

If Robert and Kristen are really doing this ALL

for Publicity... If it is ALL staged...

Why oh why wouldn't there be many, many

MANY

more pictures of them TOGETHER?

Surely if Summit were behind the controls...

Rob and Kristen would be 'caught' out everywhere!

What good does it do when you are staging pictures

when your stage is empty?

Sorry. But that is so weak.

Like... clinging to a thread.

A really thin, frayed thread.

Yeah. I'm going there.

I love it when the internet explodes with this kinda stuff.

It really is entertaining... isn't it?

Apparently Kristen is wearing Robert's shirt.

He is not only wearing it in the above picture

But I guess he was wearing it under his shirt at the premiere

I've always been skeptical of this kinda bullshit...

But.

It does look like Rob's shirt here.

Yeah, yeah... I hear the clings...

But Kristen has the sleeves really rolled up...

and it's twisted and knotted up...

and yeah...

I do think she's wearing his shirt.

What does this mean?

Um... She likes the shirt?

She wanted to wear something that smelled like Rob?

(I kinda like that thought...)

Maybe Kristen traded Rob the shirt for the yellow bag?

So many options here!

The Clings?

"Kristen would DROWN in Rob's shirt!"

(One of the more sane clings)

"Ewwww! Can you imagine how gross that shirt is?

Rob wore it the night before! Gross!"

(Possibly, but it would still smell like Robert!)

"So what? I borrow friends shirt ALL the time!"

(Don't they ever tire of this excuse?)

"Kristen is just messing with the fans!

She wants to shove it in our faces"

(Or she could just want to wear Rob's shirt...

She is leaving him after spending a couple of weeks

together. Maybe she will miss him?)

Anyway.

You say PR move.

I say Cling On!

Last thought?

I'm looking forward to seeing Kristen at the Oscars.

Can't wait to see what she is wearing.

It's always interesting...

and I'm rarely disappointed!

And you know it will probably be awesome

since its the Academy Awards!

Hell...

I'm even looking forward to seeing Taylor!

Cling for now!

;)