Robert and Kristen- All Dressed Up With Somewhere to Go!

Is this what Robert will look like today?

All shiny and pretty?

Probably.

The man dresses up real nice.

REAL. Nice.

It's like 4 pm over in England right now...

So I'm guessing they are getting all ready to go.

They.

Hahahahaha.

I can't wait to see him.

I can't wait to see Kristen.

I can wait for all the drama that inevitably surrounds them.

You have to admit it's entertaining

reading about people scrambling for an explanation

to every glance...

Every movement.

Every THING they do...

I'm gonna need some popcorn.

 

Will we get any pictures like this?

It would be nice.

But.

Since we didn't get any pictures of them together

(and really... wtf is that about?)

At the New Moon premiere...

I'm not holding my breath.

I'm sure Kristen will look stunning.

Both Robert and Kristen...

All dressed up...

Young

Beautiful

After parties.

Hotel Rooms.

Etc.

Etc.

;)

Love this picture.

Here's hoping we have some to add from today.

Good Luck to Kristen Stewart

I hope she wins the award she is nominated for.

She deserves it.

All of the good things coming her way.

(including Robert)

And.

Someone commented that I should

clarify what I say...

That I am only speculating.

Because SOME people will believe me

when I say that Rob and Kristen are together.

Couple of things.

1. I never claimed to be an inside source.

I write what *I* believe.

Everyone is free to their opinion.

Even if they don't agree with me.

2. I wish there was a sarcasm font...

Because it's pretty clear to me

that people can't decipher sarcasm.

At. All.

Oh well...

If you don't possess that ability.

If you don't have a fucking sense of humor about

all of this over the top drama

about 2 people dating?

Please.

Get. The. Fuck. Out.

Now.

The Daily Cling.

"I don't care if they are dating or not.

I don't think they are. But if they are

it means nothing to me.

Everyone else is delusional!

Everyone else is crazy!

NOT ME!!!

I just hate  don't like Kristen Stewart.

I just don't like the way she looks.

The way she acts.

The way she dresses.

The way she talks.

The way that Robert is always around her.

I don't care! I don't care!

I'm not JEALOUS!

Now leave me alone so that I can post

a zillion more times about how much

I don't care!

I don't care!

I have to convince everyone that 

I DON'T CARE!

Do you believe me now?"

Cling on.

Bye for now.

Robert and Kristen at the BAFTAS

(Laura made this <3 )

There isn't much happening at the moment.

So I've decided to do my

DAILY CLING!

Yeah...

Another example of the Haters clinging onto

some desperate scrap of bullshit.

Silly Cling-ons

"The reason Kristen is SO bitchy all the time?

Because she loves Rob way more than 

he cares for her.

He's basically just using her for sex.

He has his needs.

She's there and she's convenient.

That's all it is.

Friends with Benefits."

We've all heard this before.

Kristen's only use to Robert is sex.

I say...

Having someone come over to England

for New Years just for sex...

Fascinating.

Surely someone like Robert Pattinson

has a plethora of women available to him.

Yet, he still manages to hang out with Kristen

Every damn chance he gets.

Hmmmmmmm.

Cling to the edge...

Pleasure at the price of madness. 

With delusion their minds are full.
Damned to misery are those who
succumb to temptations pull.
Their lapse of control bleeds over onto all of us.
At risk to harm as they indulge themselves.
The floor beneath crumbles into dust.
Screams of the wretched cut silent.
As they submerge into the cesspools depths.

I cling
to the edge battered by the torrent 

of disease that rages past.
Of disease that rages past.

Of disease that rages past.
Of disease that rages past.

I cling, I cling to the edge.

 

(Earth Crisis- Cling to the Edge)

I adore Robert Pattinson.

But this picture is a bit... strange for me.

Maybe I'm just fucking jealous

that the model got to put her damn fingers

in his gorgeous, floppy mop of hair.

Can you imagine what that would feel like?

Jesus.

I mean, seriously...

Rob pulls his fingers through his own hair

all the time.

Even he likes the way it feels!

Can't wait until the BAFTAS!

Rob + Tux = Fuck.Me.Dead.

Yeah... that's what Kristen says!

;)

Tune in tomorrow

for another Daily Cling!

Bye for now.

Kristen and Robert - Reunited and it Feels SO Good!

Kristen at the 'Yellow Handkerchief' premiere.
Gorgeous as always.
While some may have you believe that
Kristen is just riding on Rob's popularity...
That she doesn't have anything going on.
I beg to differ.
Yellow Handkerchief
The Runaways
Eclipse
Welcome to the Rileys
The girl has been busy.
And I'm so loving all the pictures of her
with Eddie and the cast...
looking all happy and glowing.
She's adorable.

So yeah...
Kristen is a busy girl.
Promoting 4 films.
Flying over to England for the BAFTAS
Presenting at the Oscars.
Truly... no one likes Kristen Stewart.

 

Is this what it will look like

when Robert picks Kristen up at the airport?

*wink wink nudge nudge*

Heh.

People are getting their knickers all twisted

about Kristen and Robert being in the same place

OH NO!

Seriously.

They are pulling up the damn seating chart

at the Baftas to make sure Robert isn't

sitting next to Kristen.

OH NO!

And good gracious...

They hope that Rob isn't the one who will

be presenting the award to Kristen

(if she wins it)

OH NO!

And let's not forget

"The award that Kristen is up for 

isn't even a REAL award. It means nothing"

Truly.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

And please let the whole

Dog/emotional connection bullshit go...

Cling-ons

(that's my new word for the haters)

Rob made that comment while Kristen

was probably sleeping in his bed that morning.

Cling to that!

ANYWAY.

I'm looking forward to the BAFTAS

and seeing Rob and Kristen all dressed up

with plenty of places to go (together)

I have a feeling that the above picture

will be played out...

over and over again...

Except it won't be Edward and Bella.

;)

Bye for now.

Robert and Kristen... Kiss Like This.

.....

What can I possibly say?

Delicious?

Sexy?

Intoxicating?

I absolutely love Robert's face in this pic.

And.

I would like to imagine Robert from

the point of view of the model.

*sigh*

Sweet Kristen.

Look at that wonderful smile!

And that arm belongs to Sean Penn.

He's about to hug her.

She worked with Sean.

Sean obviously likes Kristen.

Funny...

Have you ever heard someone she worked with

say a bad word about Kristen?

People that actually KNOW Kristen...

seem to really like her.

Imagine that.

Hmmm.

Is kissing with your mouth open

(and possibly some tongue)

Something a director tells you to do?

Do you have a choice about HOW to kiss a co-star?

Like say...

You don't really get on with this person...

Do you kiss them like this?

Just wondering...

;)

Bye for now.