Rob and Kristen... What a Fool Believes.

April's Fools Day.

Like we need an actual day for people to be fools?

Every fucking day is FOOL'S day.

Anyway.

Nice collage of DuRob.

Nice is putting it mildly...

Fantastic pictures.

I find it kinda odd how Rob goes to Budapest...

and all of a sudden we are seeing all these set shots.

Not that I'm complaining.

A day without DuRob is like a day without...

Oxygen.

Too much?

Too bad.

:)

Ahhh... the henley.

Why am I bringing it up?

1. I watched Rob on Jimmy Fallon again.

Yes, the "I'm Bothered" still ranks up there 

as fucking brilliant.

But I digress...

ANYWAY.

(Rob in a tree... *giggle*)

Where was I?

Oh yeah, the henley.

Rob was wearing this very henley on Fallon.

The same one that Kristen wore to the airport 

the next day...

*chortle*

So I'm watching Robert...

and was reminded of all the angst that shirt caused.

Reminded of all the excuses.

The rationalizations.

*coughhyenascough*

And then I laughed some more...

and watched Robert in a tree again.

Brilliant.

I had to post this picture.

 

It still makes me smile.

Rob's smile makes me smile.

He just looks so damn happy.

Can we leave it at that?

Kristen in Budapest.

Is it happening?

Will it happen?

I guess you need to ask Robert or Kristen.

Good luck with that.

I don't know why...

But my gut feeling is she will show up there...

Her birthday is next week.

Not sure why that is some milestone moment

that she will magically appear in Hungary.

I guess since she has shared the last couple of birthdays

with Robert...

each one becoming more significant for her...

for them...

I just like to think of her sharing this one with him, too.

Who knows.

Not I 

said the fly.

With my little eye?

What?

Sorry.

 

Um.

Whether or not she shows up there...

Doesn't matter one way or the other.

I just like the idea.

Robert must be close to the end of

shooting Bel Ami...

I guess they could just wait until he is finished...

But it would be cool if she were there with him

And then they could fly back to the States

Together.

Again.

 

 

Ya know?

I think you do...

Bye for now.

:)

DuRob is Killing Me Softly.

I'm going to try and not be sarcastic today.

Can I do it?

Why would I want to?

Anyway.

Fucking Robert Pattinson.

Wait.

Robert Fucking Pattinson.

Either way.

Top hat.

Gloves.

Cane!!!

JFC.

Bel Ami looks like it is going to be AWESOME.

There are pics/videos of like an angry DuRob.

Why is that so damn sexy?

Because it's Robert.

Simple.

I watched Twilight last night.

Robert and Kristen looked so young.

It's kinda hard to believe that they are done

with Eclipse now...

I love Twilight.

With all its flaws...

It makes me nostalgic for a happier time

in Twilight fandom.

Before the war of Robsten.

Before ... everything.

It makes me remember 

WHY I fell in love with Robert Pattinson.

Why I am so mesmerized by him.

Why I will always be a fan.

Yeah, Twilight has its flaws.

The makeup was weird.

The wigs were strange.

Rob's eyebrows were overplucked.

It left out important lines...

Scenes

But still.

Twilight did give us Robert Pattinson.

And it does give us Robert Pattinson...

Playing a fucking piano.

Damn.

There will always be something so 

incredibly sexy hot...

about Robert and music together.

His guitar.

His soulful voice...

I remember Catherine Hardwicke saying in an interview

that there were 2 hours of Rob playing piano.

Is that on film?

Is that anywhere???

I can't imagine a better concert.

I wish Rob would put out a CD...

"I'll be your man..."

Shit.

Yes.

This is one of the many reasons

I love Robert Pattinson.

Just the way he makes me feel.

And a pic from Eclipse.

Robert looks beautiful.

And Kristen's wig doesn't look too bad.

And Taylor.

Well, I might be in the minority sometimes...

But I like Taylor.

I'm impressed with how he worked so hard

to be Jacob Black.

I was impressed with his acting...

And I love the chemistry he has with Kristen...

On and off screen.

Eclipse is my favorite book.

Will it be my favorite movie?

I hope so.

I need Eclipse.

Bye for now.

*Pssst. See? I can be nice. Maybe.

Anyone know where Kristen is?

Anyone?*

;)

Kristen and Robert... On The Wings of Love.

OK.

The MTV Movie Awards.

Really?

Fucking really?

I swear...

People will fucking bicker about anything.

VOTE FOR ROB/KRISTEN FOR BEST KISS!

NO! VOTE FOR ROB/EMILIE FOR BEST KISS!

Shit.

Fucking MTV.

The only good thing about these awards

is that Robert and Kristen show up to them.

And Robert on TV is always good.

The Hateful Hyenas are just as bad

as the Rabid Robstens.

You know both sides are frantically voting.

MUST. NOT. LOSE.

CAN'T. HAVE. ROB. KISS. ANOTHER. GIRL.

MUST. ONLY. KISS. KRISTEN.(OR. EMILIE.)

Honestly.

I haven't voted.

I might not vote.

I'm not sure I care enough to vote.

But I must admit...

(gleefully)

That if having Robert and Kristen

win a 'kiss' award...

and then proceeding to come onstage 

and maybe kiss (or maybe not)

Irritates the Hyenas?

I'm kinda on that side.

Can't help it.

And I do like that both

Remember Me and The Runaways

are nominated for stuff.

That's kinda cool.

So.

Fine.

I will.

Hateful Hyena.

Not a pretty picture, is it?

Big mouth.

Snarling and drooling...

Heh.

I never knew that Hyenas were so damn clingy.

You learn something every day.

See...

There is 'talk' about whether or not

Kristen will show up in Budapest.

(You already know what I think)

But...

I admit that its just speculation.

No one has seen Kristen's airplane ticket...

and as far as I know

She hasn't been spotted...

Well... anywhere for the last couple of days.

So...

Who knows?

The HH's are already foaming about this...

"If she shows up there,  it really is pathetic.

He's WORKING. Something she should be doing!

If she is there it's only for PR!!!

They are messing with the fans and the media

to keep people talking about Eclipse!"

Cling cling cling went the Hater...

 

Anyway.

IF you were young, rich and in love...

And your fucking hot guy was making

a movie in a fucking hot city...

And you had a chance to BE with him

after you were separated for awhile...

You KNOW you would be there.

So don't give me bullshit about PR.

Kristen traveling across the world

to hang out with Robert 

is a bit above and beyond

fucking media hype.

Don't you think?

(Do you think?)

Eh.

Still.

It's all just speculation.

We all know that Rob and Kristen

are both capable of getting into and out of

major cities without being papped...

But.

Right now...

It's all up in the air.

(Kinda like Kristen in the airplane?)

Bwahahahahaha.

Sorry.

I'm really not a morning person.

And for some obscene reason

I post in the mornings.

And that could go a long way

to explaining why I'm so damn bitchy

so much of the time.

Like I need an excuse?

Well.

Truth is Truth.

 

And I'm adding this cuz...

I love Rob in profile.

And I love DuRob...

and I just love Rob.

Period.

The End.

Bye for now.

*Yes, you are the hyena I

was writing about.

Gotcha!*

Rob and Kristen. Working My Way Back To You...

DuRob.

Isn't he DuLovely?

DuLicious?

DuLightful?

DuMarvelous?

Yes. Yes. He is all of that.

And walking DuRob...

DuMagnificent.

And with that...

I DUly apologize for being

incredibly reDUndant and DUlusional.

Hahahaha.

Truly. I'm sorry.

I'll stop now.

Promise.

Lots of comments yesterday.

I guess some people felt like I was calling them

a hyena.

Was I?

Some 'anonymous' commenter kept telling me 

I was being a bully.

But I have to ask who was I bullying?

The Hyenas?

I gave my opinion on what they do and say.

I didn't name anyone specifically...

I comment on the bullshit that surrounds

Robert and Kristen.

Does that mean I stick my paddle in?

Yeah. I guess it does.

But that shit is already bubbling and brewing...

I didn't start the fire.

I just stir it now and again so it doesn't boil over.

And really... 

I know it hit close to home

I know the shoe is a tight fit.

Oh well.

And.

For the record...

I've never discussed 'intimate' details

about Robert and Kristen.

I don't care about that shit.

I just believe they are together.

I don't fantasize about their relationship.

I just think there is one.

I like pushing the Hyenas buttons

and nudge nudge

wink wink 

on Rob/Kristen

(In Budapest??)

;)

I find it fascinating that some people

can dish it out...

(endlessly)

But just cannot take it.

(*Sniff*)

I found this on the internet

the other day...

I thought it was APT.

APT!

(Lisa Simpson reference... in case you were wondering)

 

Perfect.

One more thing.

My theater better fucking get

The Runaways

next week.

That movie is like in my head.

I'm all about the Runaways.

Don't let me down, Marcus Theaters.

Don't let me down.

And ready for the countdown?

Screams of joy...

Moans of sorrow...

in

10

9

8

7...

Bye for now.

Wink Wink.

Nudge Nudge.

*smirk*