Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Rob and Kristen- Trauma Report

You're right... that is SO Rob.


So.
As usual, I have lots of thoughts.
But I was discussing things with a friend of mine
who has a very unique way of looking at this whole Twilight thing.
She made a lot of good points.
Excellent points.
Pointy points.

She gave me good advice.
I will try to follow it.
If I can.

1. Do I really need to dissect the VF interview?
It's been torn apart and pieced back together
more times than I can count.
Twisted and bent to fit agendas.
But the part that resonated with me the most?

“Are you asking me if I’m really a vampire?,” Pattinson says, laughing, when I join the nosy chorus, asking if his on-screen love mirrors his relationship in real life. As I wait for an answer, Pattinson literally starts squirming. “Yes. Um. No, not really,” he says. “It’s pretty hard to … It’s just very traumatic,” he says cryptically.

“I mean, are you very intense about each other?,” I ask.

“Oh, I don’t know,” he says finally. “She’s cool. Even before I knew her I thought she was a really good actress. Like, I saw Into the Wild, and I thought she was really good in that. I still think there are very few girls in her class that are as good as she is. It’s funny that she’s the one doing this huge—thing.” That is, Twilight.

“When this is over,” says Pattinson, meaning the seemingly unstoppable Twilight entertainment machine, “the media will lose interest” in their alleged affair. He hopes. “There’ll be nothing to say. It won’t fit into a headline anymore. It won’t fit into a template.”


Does his onscreen love mirror his relationship in real life?
"YES. Um. No, not really.
It's pretty hard to... its just very traumatic."
He says 'cryptically'

So what does this mean?
His first response was YES.
Because he does love her in real life?
Then he stopped himself.
Does he not want their relationship mirrored with Edward/Bella?
No. Not really.
Who would?

It's very traumatic.
Do you think he really meant the relationship is traumatic?
Come on now.  Really?
Or do you think all the bullshit drama
surrounding it... attacking it...
stalking it... 
Is what he finds so traumatic?
You tell me.

If Robert really found being with Kristen so traumatizing...
Surely he would stop hanging out with her?
No one was holding a gun to his head on New Years Eve
when he kissed her at midnight.
No one forced him to show up in Montreal
and snuggle and kiss her.
No one forces them to travel together...
Live together
Vacation together
Celebrate holidays in each other's homes.
Do they?
Nope.

Actions Speak Louder Than Words.

He's not looking too traumatized here...

I mean... are you very intense about each other?

"Oh I don't know.... she's cool. 
Even before I knew her I thought she was a really good actress."

Deflection.
Robert does this in EVERY interview.
People keep expecting him to declare his undying love
to a stranger for a magazine interview.
It's not going to happen.
What do you want him to say?
"GOD MY LOVE FOR HER IS SO FUCKING INTENSE!"
Right.
So what does he do?
Starts discussing a safe topic...
His admiration for Kristen's acting ability.
He's said it many times before...
but it's a nice change of topic.
Well done.

Nope... No Trauma here.

“When this is over,” says Pattinson, meaning the seemingly unstoppable Twilight entertainment machine, “the media will lose interest” in their alleged affair. He hopes. “There’ll be nothing to say. It won’t fit into a headline anymore. It won’t fit into a template.”


And here is the crux of what Robert truly wants.
The media to lose interest in his relationship with Kristen.
No more headlines. No more stalking.
No more harassing.
That he can just have a relationship with the woman he loves
On his own terms...
In his own way.
Privately.
Peacefully.

I hope he's right.
I hope that after BD is done filming...
That the fervor dies down.
But I'm afraid it might take a while.
Longer than he thinks.
But I hope he gets what he wants.
I know he already has Kristen...
Now I hope they can find the peace they deserve.
The peace they have earned.

Rob's thigh looks traumatized!

Bottom line.

I'm sure it matters little to Rob or Kristen
what anyone thinks about their relationship.
 
In fact...
It's come down to this for me.
I only speak for myself.
My opinion.
I'm not hiding behind an anonymous screenname
I'm not crashing other forums/blogs shoving my thoughts 
down their throats.
I don't follow anyone around the internet
trying to PROVE that Rob and Kristen are together.
It doesn't matter to me if you believe it or not.
My words are all right here.
And I own every one of them.
And if you are reading these words.
Then you came HERE to do so.
I didn't come to you.
Remember that.

I believe that Rob and Kristen are in a committed relationship.
I think they have been for quite some time.
I not only believe they are together
But we'd be surprised at just how much together they truly are...

I write about Rob and/or Kristen on a daily basis.
I've been doing this for over 2 years now...
And I don't see it stopping in the foreseeable future.
As long as I have fun with it... I will keep writing.
That's all there is to it.
Don't like it?
Well...
You know the drill.

Sharing shirts is traumatizing!


Get Off My Dick.

And while you're at it...
Get off Rob and Kristen's as well.

And...

I want to see Rob smile like this... SOON.

I want to focus on the good Rob/Kristen stuff.

Like
WATER FOR ELEPHANTS.

It comes out in less than 2 months.
Rob will be doing press and TV
and we will be able to see and hear him talk
(and maybe... walk?)
And 
Maybe comb his fingers through that glorious mop of hair...
And be all shy and witty and wonderful
And smile.
Yes.
I want to see Robert smile.
So much.
It's not walking...
But it's a close second.


This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Traumatizing.
I've never seen so many do so little
with one word.

T for Think.
Did you really THINK Robert would discuss 
his relationship in an interview?
Do you really think that Robert would
admit to his true living arrangements in an interview?
Do you really think that Robert
wants to be with anyone but Kristen?

T for Tom

OK, Tom kinda traumatizes me... in a good way.
Just because.

Bye for now
♥♥♥

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