Random Thoughts.
1. I get a lot of shit about the name of this blog.
I guess I'm not intoxicated enough for some people.
Or maybe I just talk about Kristen too much.
I think the people who complain don't like that I talk about her.
Haters can't accept that if you talk about Robert...
Kristen naturally is included in the conversation.
I know that upsets a lot of people.
So sad. Too bad.
2. You may or may not have been wondering where the hell
I was the last couple of days.
I was out of town... at our lake house.
There is no computer access there.
I had limited cell phone use.
And that's OK.
It's good to step back from all the madness...
Take a deep breath.
And while I would like to say I completely stepped away
from Robert Pattinson...
That wouldn't be true.
How can you escape someone who is all over your phone?
Or when you open up emails...
75% of them are about Rob?
Or when you are just chilling on the boat with friends...
And suddenly one of them pulls out "Breaking Dawn"
and says "I need to see what happens... I'm almost done"
Good Grief.
All roads lead to Robert.
And that is a GOOD thing.
3. Let's get to it, shall we?
My oh my such a clamor over a simple picture.
"Kristen's ON A DATE with Garrett!"
"Kristen's cheating on Rob!"
Um.
Kristen and castmates from "On the Road" were seen bowling.
Woe is me.
(It COULDN'T have anything to do with the movie they are working on)
Yeah, I get the Hyenas are all into pushing Kristen with anyone
of the male persuasion except Robert
(But I do have to wonder what happened to the lesbian rumors?
They don't work anymore?)
But PLEASE... STOP.
It's so damn DESPERATE.
This always happens whenever Rob and Kristen are working
in different cities...
Hatesten comes out in full force...
Key word? W O R K I N G.
That's why they are separated.
Not because of some rabies filled delusion about them
"breaking up" (so you admit they are together?)
or dating other people.
So... let's get this straight...
Kristen is dating Oregano.
Taylor Lautner.
Sam Bradley.
Tom Sturridge.
And now her new costar Garrett Hedlund.
Impressive.
How about this?
If Kristen starts showing up all over the world to be with Garrett?
If she is seen going out to dinner, concerts, airports... etc with him
Again and again and again AND AGAIN over the course of the next year?
Then yes.
I will believe she is dating Mr. Hedlund.
Or anyone else for that matter.
But.
It's ROBERT that she is always seen with.
It's Kristen that he is always seen with.
No mysterious blonde.
No hidden Spice.
Robert and Kristen have been seen sneaking in and out
of places for well over a year now.
OVER A YEAR.
Not to even MENTION the obvious chemistry they have whenever
they are together in interviews or pictures.
Kristen bowling with fellow castmates?
DATE.
Robert smiles at his co-star?
HE'S IN LOVE.
Kristen and Robert showing up together for months?
PR!!!
How come PR doesn't hold true for other sightings?
Only Robert and Kristen?
How nice that it works out like that!
Robert and Kristen don't HAVE to be together.
No one NEEDS them to be in a relationship.
(well, maybe Rob and Kristen do... nudge nudge)
But the fact remains that they always show up together...
Some way... some how.
Time after time.
At the very least...
You have to admit that Robert likes being with Kristen.
That Kristen likes being with Robert.
Otherwise I'm sure they would have found someone else to hang
around with after a while... ya know?
Hyenas are all kinds of happy that Rob and Kristen are separated
at the moment.
ENJOY the quiet while you can...
It won't be long now.
Oh. And.
I see Kristen is STILL wearing her favorite necklace...
Even on a bowling 'date'.
;)
Keep trying to catch that tail, Hyenas.
YOU CAN DO IT!!!
DON'T GIVE UP!!!
You almost have it!!!
So Close!!!
(You have to admit they are entertaining!)
This post was brought to you by the following:
The Letters P and U
(because let's face it, Hyenas kinda stink)
and a
*PUSH*
and a
*GIGGLE*
Life is GOOD!
Smile!
Bye for now
♥♥♥
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