Robert Pattinson - It's ALWAYS Kristen

Yes.

Robert and Kristen at another concert...

Together.

Rob's still not hanging out with his mysterious blonde girlfriend...

You know...

The one he has been secretly dating for a long time.

Rob's not with any other cast member of Eclispe...

He's not with "Nina"...

(Yeah, that lasted all of 5 seconds)

He's with KRISTEN.

Again.

It's always Kristen.

Does that tell you ANYTHING at all?

Let's wade through the foam...

1. "Oh they look SO miserable together!

What a fun date!"

Well... You see a split second of their time together

And what you see are asshole Paps harassing them.

Do you expect them to smile and jump for joy?

2. "It must be true love! Rob gets into the car

in front of bitchface again!"

Is this all you got? Really?

Rob is walking in front of her to block her

from the cameras in their faces.

3. "It is just friends going to a concert.

What's the big deal?"

Yeah. But the thing is...

Rob and Kristen keep doing stuff together

ALL THE TIME.

It's always Rob and Kristen.

Not Rob and someone else.

Not Kristen and someone else.

It's always Rob and Kristen.

4. "Such a romantic date!

They are with so many people as always!"

Of course they went to the concert with other people...

They are all friends.

Does that mean they were with other people

All Night Long?

I'm guessing it was just 

Robert and Kristen 

when their heads hit the pillows.

;)

5. "SUMMIT is making them hang out together!!

Eclipse is tanking!

They need to go to concerts for PR!!!"

Seriously.

Whoever made this comment is obviously

too overcome with Rabies at this point.

Poor thing.

6. "Kristen is dating Sam!

He went to her WTTR screening!

This is all about Kristen and Sam!"

Bwahahahahahaha.

Another victim of advanced Rabies.

7. "If they want to keep it 'private'

why are they playing these games?

I have no respect for Robert anymore"

Like he gives a flying fuck if you approve of

his dating choices or how he lives his life.

Get a grip.

Rob is with who he wants to be with.

It's Kristen.

You think you would be used to it by now.

8. "Kristen looks like she hates Rob.

I can't even believe they are friends!"

Yeah. Makes sense.

Yet, she is ALWAYS hanging out with Robert.

ALWAYS.

She must really hate the guy. 

A lot.

Makes sense.

*yes, I'm being sarcastic*

9. "Stew just CLINGS to Rob.

And Rob is too nice to tell her no.

She has no friends of her own.

Rob feels sorry for her!"

Hell... If I were always that close to Robert...

I would sure as hell CLING to him.

But needless to say...

Pity dating. PR dating.

You guys need a new excuse.

Truly.

PR is worn out.

It never worked.

It never will.

10. "TomStu HATES Kristen!

I just KNOW he does!

You can just tell by the way he looks at her!

HE HATES HER SO MUCH!"

I'm not sure why the foamers are so bent

on Tom hating Kristen.

Or where they seem to get this impression.

Is it because Rob and Tom are obviously great friends

and they can't stand the fact that Tom likes her, too?

Seems like Tom and Kristen have spent quite a bit

of time together in the past year or so...

And seriously...

If Tom hated her SO much...

Why would he continue to hang out with her?

I'm sure Tom could hang out with Robert

without Kristen if he wanted to...

So I guess...

He is only there for PR??

Yeah... that's it.

PR!

Why didn't I see this before??

Oh right.

I'm sane.

 

10. "There is NO way Rob will show up in Montreal!

NO WAY! *whimper*

IT'S PR! PR!

Every move they make together is PR!

PR PR PR PR!

Watching Hyenas become infected with Rabies

isn't pretty.

They become paranoid, delusional...

and of course they foam at the mouth.

Did anyone see "CUJO"?

"Old Yeller"?

Someone reminded me what happened

at the end of "Old Yeller"

(Thanks Laura ♥)

 How sad.

Final thought?

Rob and Kristen obviously don't care what

any of us think about their lives.

They are too busy living it.

You can deny they are in a relationship

and when they keep showing up together...

You can whine and whimper about PR...

But the truth of the matter is this...

Rob doesn't do this with anyone but Kristen.

IT'S ALWAYS KRISTEN.

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN KRISTEN.

This post has been brought to you by a

*PUSH*

a *SHOVE*

and a 

*Give it the Fuck up already*

Bye for now

♥♥♥