Rob and Kristen- PR or Delusive NONsense?

1. Kristen and Rob always looks so miserable together!

2. Kristen looks like she can't stand to be near Rob!

3. Rob looks like he can't stand to even touch her!

4. Kristen is a lesbian!

5. Rob is just pretending to like Kristen.

He's helping her career... image...

It doesn't matter if

he's forced to give up his own life for years

so he can promote Twilight movies!

6. It was Michael Oregano who was the 

'deliciously handsome' guy on the ipod!

7. Kristen is a lesbian!

8. Summit is making Rob and Kristen pretend

to be together!

9. Summit is making Rob and Kristen

hide their relationship!

10. Kristen is a lesbian!

11. Rob is trying to distance himself from Kristen!

12. Rob is shouting to the world

"I am SINGLE!"

13. Kristen is a lesbian!

14. Every time a picture of them turns up together...

It is staged!PR!

15. Kristen has been secretly dating

Oregano ALL this time!

16. Kristen is a lesbian!

17. They didn't kiss!

18. So what if they kissed!

!PR!

19. They have zero chemistry!

20. Kristen is a lesbian!

21. Rob hates Kristen!

22. Kristen hates Rob!

23. Rob is gay!

24. So what if she wears that necklace!

So what if she never takes it off!

I buy myself jewelery ALL the time!

25. If Rob is with her

I will be SO disappointed!

How could he??

He didn't ask my permission!

26. Kristen traveled to IOW, Budapest and London

for !PR!

I travel 14 hours to hang out with friends

ALL THE TIME!

27. Kristen flew 14 hours to Budapest

JUST to get their picture taken together...

Then she flew home.

It was all for !PR!

28. Kristen is a desperate clinger!

She has no friends.

No life.

No career!

29. Rob is a pathetic pussy!

He lets Kristen and her PR team

dictate every move they make!

30. It has to be !PR!

Rob can't possibly just want to spend time with HER.

Kristen is so mean to him!

She hates him!

That's what I call Hyena Voodoo PR.

It makes absolutely NO sense.

NONsense.

They can't seem to make up their minds.

Kristen is a desperate clinger 

trying to hang onto Robert...

Or she hates his guts and can't stand him.

Rob doesn't have a mind of his own...

And is being forced into a fake relationship 

Yet he wants to distance himself from Kristen 

and is shouting to the world he is single.

Kristen is still with Oregano...

But oh yeah... she's a lesbian, too.

NONsense.

Voodoo:

Informal: Usually Disparaging . 

 characterized by deceptively simple, 

almost magical, solutions or ideas:

1. 
   
   Deceptive or delusive nonsense.
   
   
   DELUSIVE NONSENSE.
   Sounds about right.
   
   
   Bye for now.
   ♥♥♥ 
   
   
   

   *PUSH*

   
   

   ;)