Don't Hate Kristen Because Rob Loves Her!

I was thinking about Paul McCartney today.

You know...

He was the first real celebrity crush I ever had.

The only one I ever really had...

Well... I love the Beatles

But Paul was the one that I loved the most.

And I still do...

Since I was 10 years old.

Until Robert.

Robert is different.

I was going to say he's not a musician...

Because people seem to obsess over musicians 

a bit more than actors...

But he is a singer/songwriter

And I do find that immensely attractive...

But it still doesn't explain my strange fixation on him.

That has never happened to me before.
Why Robert?

I know it has to do with Edward in some way...

Because I love Edward.

And Robert is Edward.

But of course, it goes beyond the movies.

And of course he's all adorkable and charming...

And he has a sweet laugh and wonderful sense of humor...

And he is beyond beautiful...

Yes... all of that.

But it still doesn't make any sense to me.

I doubt it ever will...

Anyway.

I use the term "HYENA" when I describe the haters.

I know I have said this time and time again...

but I'm talking about the lunatic Rob fans...

AND the equally lunatic Kristen fans.
BOTH of them.
I know they exist on both sides.

I have to admit to finding it amusing...

Wait.

Fucking HILARIOUS...

That people now call themselves Hyenas.

I kid you not.

So... they basically admit to frothing and foaming

about Kristen and Robert.

Hating and attacking...
Snarling and whimpering...

Well I guess

That IS what they do best.

Thing is...

I've never mentioned a name.

A blog.

A Twitter...

Or anything else in connection to being a Hyena...

Just some vague references.
Yet, some people ASSume I'm talking about them.
(So I guess the shoe does fit...)


:-D

First of all... I don't go to forums/blogs
that hate on Robert and Kristen.

Secondly... I don't have to.

There are members of these forums...
(Some names that would surprise you- Hahaha!)

Who are more than willing to send me

The insane ramblings that I sometimes use in my posts.

I get so many emails filled with this bullshit...

That some days I'm grossed out from just reading it.

And it's funny as fuck that these haters

Don't understand sarcasm...

Have a problem with reading comprehension

and take every word I write literally.
They not only can't stay away from this blog...

But are reading and commenting on it on a daily basis
Sometimes again and again...

Because yes... Sitemeter and other tools tell me that you do...
Sitemeter tells me a lot about you ;)

Guess what?

You won't find me on your site...
EVER
(Go ahead, look for me... I won't be there)

Or following you on Twitter.

Like some of you follow me around...

Because YOU are ROSEssed.
It's EMBARRASSING!

*Smirk*

And yes...

You Hate Kristen Stewart 

Because she is with Rob.
(Because you know she is WITH Rob and it's Killing You...)

If she wasn't... you wouldn't waste your time hating her.
You would direct your bitter hatred toward whoever
was in his life.
In fact... you hate everyone who disagrees with you
and gets in the way of your delusion.

Good to know I struck a nerve.
Good to know I'm pushing the right buttons...
Good to know that you feel the need to 
know what I'm writing about
*WAVES*
That makes me smile.
Big time.

Kinda like Rob... in this picture

In closing?


I never pointed a finger at anyone personally...
and called them a Hyena.
I've never directly insulted or attacked anybody. 
(Can you say the same?)

I don't take this bullshit drama to a 
personal level like some people...
(That's what Hyenas do)
And above all else?
I only post once a day...
How much time do you spend hating?


What it all comes down to is if you
THINK I am writing about you...
Then I feel sorry for you.
Because
Yes... You Are A Hyena.
Enjoy your dead rotting carcass. 

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

The MTV Movie Awards 
are just around the corner...
My Oh My
This is going to be Good!
Just another Foamy Sunday...
Can't. Wait.
;)