Rob and Kristen and Bear. Oh My.

Um. Yeah.

I have a lot of random thoughts today.

Sorry.

I apologize in advance.

I've been so busy with 'real life'

(as opposed to my fake one)

That I haven't been able to sit down and post.

And that kinda sucks.

So...

1. I've been accused of 'hiding' since Kristen didn't show 

up in London like I hoped she would.

OK.

Thing is...

I just offered my opinion...

I thought she would show up there.

And lets face it...

A LOT of people thought she would show up.

Oh yeah sure I had a more than a few birdies

Did you HEAR???

Whispering in my ear that 

Kristen was going to travel with Rob

Kristen was going to London

Kristen was on a plane to London

Etc...

And as usual... I took it all with a grain of salt.

Because shit changes.

ALL the time.

And hey... I'm a romantic sap and I really wanted

Kristen to go to London and hang out with Robert.

But.

In reality...

He was incredibly busy these last weeks

and it was a grueling schedule.

Not much fun when you think about it.

So what have we learned?

A. I will always get shouty CAP emails

telling me how wrong I am

How I don't know anything.

blah blah blah.

It was my opinion... that's all.

And really...

I still hope she goes.

Robert will be back in a few days... right?

:))

B. I take everything I read/hear with a block of salt.

Why don't you?

Nothing is written in stone.

I'm not afraid to give my opinion...

I don't hide behind locked forums

and locked twitter accounts.

What you see is what you get.

C. I said I had people chattering to me about 

Kristen going to London.

But I also had people telling me it wasn't going to happen.

In retrospect... I should have realized they made sense...

But when it comes to Rob and Kristen...

I'm a glass half full kinda girl.

And I'm always hoping.

Besides its better than being a Hater

and being this kind of bird...

Scavenger.

OK.

2. Kristen at the Met Gala.

Stunning as always.

Personally?

I thought Kristen looked absolutely gorgeous.

She can't help it.

Her hair/makeup was flawless.

Her dress was edgy and the color was beautiful on her.

Now...

I'm no fashion diva.

Far from it.

But I know what I like.

I loved a lot about Kristen's dress...

She looked amazing

The only thing that I didn't care for was 

how it seemed too heavy for her petite frame...

and perhaps a bit too long.

Kristen has a lovely figure...

And it seemed a bit hidden under that material.

But that being said...

She still rocked that red carpet.

And the most beautiful part of the evening

was Kristen herself.

She looked gloriously happy and self assured

Didn't she?

She was smiling and radiating confidence.

Simply

Stunning.

Careful now...

3. WFE promotion.

I'm exhausted.

Can't imagine how Robert feels.

And now he's in Australia.

Damn.

And thats a long way to go for a few days.

Good thing he has some time off before he

starts with Cosmopolis.

Where oh where will he go?

Heh.

On the road of life...

It's not where you go

But who's by your side.

And that will be Kristen.

That much I will guarantee.

In fucking granite.

♥

Awwwww...

4. Kristen didn't show up in London

(this time around)

But you know...

Having her show up in NYC with Bear?

I think that's even better!

And oh my...

Bear is the most adorkably awkward puppy 

isn't he?

So damn cute!

Awwwwww....

So what happened as soon as these pics were released?

Oh dear.

The apocalypse.

Major foaming.

MAJOR.

This is the Haters when they saw the pics...

Heh.

Oh because you know how it goes...

Kristen hates the dog

but is using him for ...

wait for it...

PR!!!

YES!!

Of course she is.

And not only that...

She is dragging the puppy.

And she is evil and cruel.

JFC.

Do any of those haters realize that most puppies

don't LIKE leashes.

They have to be trained on leads...

Puppies either pull your arms out of their sockets

or pull and balk when you try to walk.

But it doesn't really matter because

Kristen is only using Bear to get publicity

Because we all know that Summit MADE her take the dog

out for a walk.

"DO IT NOW!"

And how DARE she take her and Rob's puppy

(Yes, you fucking KNOW it's their dog)

with her when she travels.

And walking it in the rain no less!

OH NO!

Doesn't Kristen know that puppies melt when they get wet?

Rain is abuse!

Give

Me

A

Break.

Again.

For 'people' who claim to only care about Rob and his career...

Who insist they are 'IDontGiveAFucksten'

You spend 99% of your time whining about Kristen

Hating Kristen.

Writing endless rant after rant...

(and we are talking all day. Everyday)

about Kristen.

She fucking OWNS you.

And stop pissing and moaning about how 'mean'

everyone is treating you.

Really?

"All we want is to be left alone in our bitter hatred"

*sniffle*

Can't take it?

Don't fucking dish it.

BIG SMILES.

5. No... I didn't get Kristen with Rob for the WFE London premiere.

But that's OK.

We all got to see her at the most important premiere.

And not only did we see her...

But they were holding hands...

and kissing.

Doesn't get much better than that.

and you know...

You just KNOW

that when Rob sees Kristen again

It will be

Heh.

6. I saw WFE over the weekend.

I haven't really gotten my thoughts about it together.

Don't get me wrong.

I loved it.

But sometimes I just need to process.

Damn. Just Because.

Final thoughts.

I've rambled way too much in this post.

Again... I apologize.

This is what happens when I don't get a chance to post.

It all builds up and once it gets out I can't stop it!

I recently got an iphone

and you know how they auto correct stuff... right?

So when you put in Nonst*ns

Guess what you get?

NONSENSE!

And when you type in Nonnies

you get NINNIES.

Heh.

Seriously.

iPhone is brilliant!

Who knew that Apple was pro Rob/Kristen?

;)

 

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for Bear!

He's adorable

B for Does Bear shit in NYC?

B for You KNOW Bear belong to BOTH

Rob and Kristen.

B for

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It just keeps getting 

BETTER!

Bye for now

P.S. I love bunnies.