Just Thinking...

Day 10 (? I'm not sure... could be 10... could be 110)

of the Robert Drought of 2009.

(Is it still 2009?)

1. No Rob. At first I was kinda happy about it...

Selfishly it means that my heart beats normally...

My blood pressure remains in a safe zone...

And my stomach has stopped flip-flopping like a fish out of water.

But now I just want to see him again.

I want to see the "Eclipse" Edward...

Just a glimpse and I will be satisfied.

For now.

2. There was a recent release of some

unknown Rob photoshoot.

You know which one I am talking about.

The 'batman' pics... with Rob in previously unseen poses.

Well.

There is one in particular that caused quite an uproar...

Rob laying on his stomach, on some sort of fluffy rug...

Showing a bit of skin where his shirt pulled up by his ass.

Um. No.

Just fucking no.

That picture is ALL kinda wrong.

First, Rob laying on some bullshit rug

in some lame ass shit pose?

I don't see it.

Rob letting his ass crack be exposed in a pic?

I don't see it.

The whole lame ass pose in general?

I don't see it.

And whats with Rob's head?

It looks abnormally large for his body.

It looks like a badly done manip.

I've heard all the arguments as to why it is real.

I get it. I do.

But it looks fake to me.

It doesn't look like something Rob would do.

I guess time will tell.

3. Robsten.

You didn't think I couldn't NOT talk about them...

Did you?

It seems that even the die-hard Nonstens are starting

to realize that Rob and Kristen are together.

Oh sure... you still have your Twi-whores who will

never stop fighting the obvious...

Who will let their bitter jealousy sustain their lives.

But only medication will help those unfortunate people.

So sorry.

4. Nikki Reed has been seen dancing around Vancouver.

*gasp* What a surprise!

She cannot glom onto Kristen anymore...

So she has set her sights on... Elizabeth Reaser?

Interesting.

I'm truly sorry if you are a fan of Nikki's.

I mean... shes pretty and all...

But she's such a famewhore.

She attached herself to Rob and Kristen

and rode that horse for as long as she could.

She will take whatever she can get...

Her 15 minutes have to be close to being over.

5. Let's talk about Twitter.

I'm really loving it.

I didn't get it at first...

(and I'm still slowly figuring it out)

But it really is a lot of fun...

And there are some terribly cool people there.

Awesome people. Interesting people.

And man, the news about Rob just fucking flies on there.

Twitter is the place to be if you want to know

the latest news on all things Robert.

OK, some people give out Rob's locations...

(NOT COOL)

And some people use it to stalk him...

(SO FUCKING NOT COOL)

But for the most part it fucking rocks.

Oh and theres this site...

called Cursebird...

"A real time feed of people swearing on Twitter."

Fascinating.

I put my name in...

and this is what came up...

Rosesee swears like a Scottish Comedian
Ranked: 147,090th worldwide Swears: 21 Score: 94 of 100

A Scottish comedian? WhatTheFuck?

I know I can do better than that!

Fucking A.

94 of 100??

That's fucking bullshit!

I need to work on that bitch.

Big fucking time.

Heh.

Bye for now ♥