Revealing Robsten

*WARNING*

~PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION~

The post you are about to read might offend you.

Why?

Because it is about...

R O B S T E N

Yes... it has become a powerful word.

It ranks right up there with religion and politics

as a topic guaranteed to cause arguments.

Why is that?

Why do people feel so strongly about

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart?

1. Well, anything connected to Rob brings strong emotions.

People love him.

For the record?

I love Robert Pattinson.

2. Kristen also brings strong emotions...

but not for the same reasons.

Kristen seems to be the villain in this drama.

She's not good enough for Rob.

She's too dark.

She can't make up her mind.

What does he see in her.

She's cold and distant.

She's rude.

Well, I could go on and on.

(and I usually do, so don't push it)

For the record?

I love Kristen Stewart.

3. The movie franchise will be ruined

by Rob and Kristen getting together.

If they 'break up' it will ruin their chemistry...

AND the movies.

For the record?

Rob and Kristen saved Twilight.

And their chemistry is fucking hot.

4. I'm not jealous.

Why would I be jealous?

I'm just worried about Rob's career.

I just wish he would find someone more mature...

better suited for him.

Maybe he should just not get involved with

ANYONE.

At least until the movies are over with.

Or until he has a chance to meet me...

Because...

you know he will fall madly in love with me

as soon as he lays eyes on me...

He will feel the connection...

We will be together forever.

And ever.

Amen.

For the record?

Admit you're jealous.

You know you are.

I know I am.

How could I not be?

Kristen has what I want.

Robert.

It's all a matter of perspective.

5. People take ROBSTEN personally.

Like... it affects their very lives.

Rob and Kristen hanging out on the same balcony?

NO FUCKING WAY!

Rob and Kristen getting into the same car?

THEY CAN'T BE!!

Rob and Kristen are getting criticized for the very way

they choose to live their lives.

They have some nerve hanging out together...

It's fucking ridiculous.

Isn't it?

For the record?

I have read stuff all over the internet about this topic.

And there are the recurring themes I have mentioned above.

People seem to think that Rob and Kristen shouldn't be together

for THEIR reasons...

Whatever they might be...

Like...

They should decide not only who Rob goes out with...

(and I'm sure most would prefer he stay single and celibate)

But HOW he goes out with her.

And obviously...

Rob needs to have daily press conferences

explaining his every move.

Because he belongs to US!

We fucking OWN him.

He's famous... its part of the territory... right?

I know it's been overdone...

The whole "I just want Rob to be happy" stuff...

I know I have said it on numerous occasions.

But now I find myself not believing

when people say that anymore.

It's not Rob's happiness they want...

It's their happiness.

"I just want Rob to do what will make me happy"

Probably closer to the truth... yes?

For the record?

This post is only my opinion.

Just my thoughts

My point of view.

It's not meant as an attack

on people who don't agree with me.

I respect that everyone has different thoughts

on this touchy topic...

Although...

I gotta say...

I did warn you.

:)

I still love Robert Pattinson.

Still.

Bye for now ♥