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| Naturally Beautiful |
Wow.
You wouldn't believe the foam I have had to wade through.
Truly unbelievable.
That doesn't even cover it.
Staggering.
Absolutely mind blowing lunacy.
And it's scary as hell.
You see...
I have friends that send me stuff all the time.
The friend who finds funny shit and wants to share it.
The friend who finds funny shit and thinks I might want to post about it.
The friend (?) who thinks they are some sort of double agent
and goes back and forth between 'enemy' camps...
Trying to glean information about Rob and Kristen.
Honestly the last one kinda worries me.
So what has happened since the last time I posted...
Let's take a look.
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| All You Gotta Do Is Smile That Smile... |
Well.
There were a couple of 'fan' accounts floating around Twitter/FB
The girl who is in the pic with Rob/Kristen
(She said Kristen was 'different' and Rob was nice. Not much else)
And a girl who was in the pub with them on NYE.
I know.
Only TWO?
Really?
I'm sure that pub was packed to the gills that night
and yet only one person has come forward to discuss what she saw.
Thought provoking.
And what did she see?
Well...
First off...
She saw Tom! WooHoo!
I was beginning to wonder where he was hiding.
Then she said she saw Rob and Kristen throughout the evening...
Sometimes near each other... sometimes not.
But the big thing everyone is settling on...
isn't a big thing at all.
(sorry to say Rob and Kristen didn't appear to kiss in the pub).
Didn't appear to kiss?
Hmmmm.
She later added that she wasn't near them...
they were surrounded by their friends...
AND
She was kissing her own boyfriend at midnight.
So...
Is it possible she missed a kiss?
Oh yeah.
More than possible.
And while I don't think Rob or Kristen would go out of their way
to be demonstrative in their affection for each other in public
(and contrary to foamy belief, there have been many instances caught on film)
I do believe Rob kissed Kristen at midnight.
Why you say?
What makes you so sure?
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| No Wonder Rob Fell In Love With Her. |
Well... first off....
Kristen and Rob flew to the UK to be together.
Duh.
No matter what conspiracy theories you can come up with
(and we will get into that more later)
The bottom line is Kristen and Rob spent the holiday together
Again.
Kristen and Robert couldn't even be apart for the week and a 1/2
that they would have been separated...
They both flew into London undetected...
Spent the better part of the week undetected.
And with the exception of a couple of pics on Christmas Eve...
Had a relatively low key, peaceful holiday.
So yeah.
Kristen and Robert wanted to be together for the holidays...
and when it hit midnight?
I think he kissed her well and good.
And riddle me this.
If more stories of that evening come out...
(and I can't believe they haven't already)
and there are people who claim to have seen Rob kiss Kristen...
What then?
Will you believe it?
Or will you scream "PR PR!"
"I CALL BULLSHIT!"
Do we all just fall in line and believe what ONE RANDOM GIRL tells us?
It's just one point of view.
What makes it believable?
The non kiss?
The signed blue thing?
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep...
Let me put it this way...
Let's say hypothetically speaking (heh)
I just so happened to have a friend who was in the pub that night, too.
And this hypothetical friend
Who doesn't have a FB account...
Or isn't interested in posting on IMDB or Twitter...
Told me he saw them kiss.
Most definitely.
And then they left shortly thereafter.
So what would make this believable?
Posting it on Twitter?
Sharing it on IMDB?
Common sense?
Because I guarantee you Kristen and Rob didn't plan to
spend Christmas and NYE together...
and NOT kiss.
What do you think?
;)
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| Rumpled, Wrinkled, Shaggy Cigarette Smoking Robert Is Gorgeous. |
"Conspiracy theories represent a glitch in human reasoning.
The theories are of course, occasionally true.
But their truth is completely uncorrelated with the believers certainty.
For some reason, sometimes when people think they've uncovered a lie
They raise confirmation bias to an art form.
They cut context away from facts and arguments
and assemble them into reassuring litanies.
And over and over I've argued helplessly with smart people
consumed by theories they were sure were irrefutable
Theories that in the end proved complete fiction."
COMPLETE FICTION
There are a lot of lame theories out there.
One person suggested Summit paid for Kristen to go there.
Right. Of course...
Kristen can't afford her own airfare.
OK.
And why exactly would Summit pay Kristen to fly to the UK
and not be seen until the very last day?
Honestly?
Oh and so many foams and dreams resting on ONE drunken story
(and come on, NYE... she was drunk)
about possible 'seeming' like they didn't kiss.
Or did they?
But the best one of all?
That its ALL a lie.
ALL OF IT.
Rob was there... or was he?
Kristen was NEVER there.
Pictures were old... faked... staged.
Nothing is as it seems.
Summit only wants you to THINK they were together.
Elaborate scheming and plotting.
For what?
Yes.
PR.
Always PR.
Everytime Rob and Kristen do stuff on their own time...
Everytime they are photographed together
Somehow Summit is pulling the strings...
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| SUMMIT OWNS ME! SUMMIT CONTROLS ME! OUCH! THESE STRINGS HURT! |
Come on.
Please.
This has been going on for such a long time now.
IOW had nothing to do with PR.
Montreal had nothing to do with PR.
It's two people who just want to be together.
And they are together.
And how do I know this?
BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS END UP TOGETHER.
Always.
Wherever Rob is...
So is Kristen.
Wherever Kristen goes...
Rob shows up.
That's not 'just' friends
(Seriously... let that go. How long ago did he say that?)
That is two people who are in a relationship...
who work at it... who compromise...
Who know what they want...
and what they are willing to do...
and not do...
To make it happen.
You don't like Kristen.
Good for you.
You don't like Rob.
Bravo.
And even though I adore both of them...
None of it matters.
Because it's their lives.
They don't give a shit what we think...
or what we want.
And why should they?
Would you let complete strangers dictate who you should love?
Who you should spend time with?
How much affection you do or don't show in public?
Rob and Kristen are about as low-key and private as you can get.
We aren't going to get a lot of looks inside their relationship
And that doesn't make it weird or strange or messed up.
It makes it THEIRS.
And that's the bottom line.
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| Foamers have to be MAD at something! |
So stop being so angry.
Stop with the conspiracy theories.
Just stop.
They are only two people
who fell quietly in love in a public setting.
Pretty simple, really.
There is no huge plot out there
to make us believe anything.
I believe because it makes sense.
I believe because it is what I see.
I believe because I can.
This post is brought to you by the letters *T* and *P*
T for TOM!
Tom sighting!
Since when do we have to work so damn hard to see him?
Is he still wearing the red plaid?
Has a beanie replaced the baseball hat?
These are things I need to know!
P for PLOTS!
Oh my.
Stop making shit so complicated and convoluted.
Rob loves Kristen loves Rob.
That's all there is.
P for PR!
Because those are the two most overused letters EVER...
overused...
abused...
and misused.
Does that cover it?
Oh and...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You know what I'm laughing at.
and.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Stop.
Please.
Stomach hurts.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
OK.
Bye for now.
♥♥♥♥♥
Oh...
Tome is where the heart is.
;)
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| Just Because. |
Oh and ONE more thing...
Remember 02 2?
2-0-1+1
*Get your damn decoder rings out, people!*
Wink Wink
Nudge Nudge.
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