Rob and Kristen- HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Color me surprised! Kristen and Rob are together! Bwahahahaha!

I don't even know where to begin...

I really don't.

If you go on twitter and read some of the bullshit that is spewed...

Well...

If you are on the twirly happy side of things

You Laugh.

Oh and I am laughing.

If you are on the bitter foamy side of things

You are ANGRY!

And yeah... I'm fucking laughing.

I'm pointing and laughing.

I'm laughing and pointing.

And even though I have a bit of a hangover 

from last nights festivites...

I'm twirling.

Heh.

So Rob and Kristen have been hanging out a week in the UK

and this is the first picture to come out.

Brilliant job, if I do say so myself.

But let's get to it, shall we?

The meat of this conversation.

Really Funny. Hilarious in a really sad pathetic way...

See...

What happens when a picture like this comes out

(and we all knew it would sooner or later)

You can almost count on the usual reactions.

The same tired excuses.

1. Kristen looks miserable! Why is she there.

Obviously because Rob wants her there.

(and it fucking KILLS you...)

2. Kristen is such a bitch! Why can't she smile for the camera?

Kristen is awkwardly shy. She admits it.

She also has death threats and constant harassing/stalking lunatics

following her wherever she goes.

Is it that off base for her to be wary and reluctant

to have complete strangers come up to her demanding pictures?

The girl who is in the pic from IOW was getting harassed on her FB acct.

That was only for a short time...

and she started losing it and was considering just erasing everything.

That was just minutes...

Kristen has been dealing with this for years.

We have NO IDEA what she goes through everyday.

None.

We only see seconds... moments at a time.

Yes... she rich and famous 

Yes... she has Robert.

But she is a human being.

She's a young girl... trying to live her life the best way she knows how.

She's trying to figure stuff out as she goes along...

Just like you and me.

Is she perfect?

No.

And I bet Kristen would be the first to admit that.

Are you perfect?

Doubt it.

Yet you gleefully throw stones at her...

Trying to hurt her.

Why??

Being angry and jealous is no way to go through life.

I see Rob. I see Kristen. Where the hell is Tom?

People see pictures like this...

And instead of accepting it at face value.

Rob, Kristen and friends out on NYE...

It's all about

"How romantic! Hanging out with a big group of people!"

Well.

Needless to say this is somewhat of a tradition for this

big group of people.

It's just now Kristen is included.

Should they have to stop doing something they want to do

just because lunatics can't leave them alone?

Should they let the fanatics dictate how they

should live their lives?

Fuck that noise.

Besides the fact...

Rob and Kristen aren't going to be making out in public.

Get used to it.

They know they are being constantly watched.

They aren't going to put on a show for your entertainment.

But gnaw on this...

Think about how alone and romantic Rob and Kristen

were when they got back to their hotel room.

Taste good?

Or maybe just a tad bitter?

;)

Now we all know who Rob was kissing at Midnight! ;)

Since this year's drama was so much like last years

I decided to go look at my post from a year ago.

And.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

The picture may have changed...

But the excuses/denials remain the same

Here is a portion of my post from January 1, 2010

But...

I'm surrounded by delusion.

Bitter rationalizations.

Silly excuses.

Should I even write about it?

I don't know.

Does it even matter?

Most definitely not.

But I guess one more post

pointing out just how extreme

some people can be...

And let me get this straight right here and now.

It's not just Nons**ns, 

It's Robstens, And IDontGiveaShitStens.

Lunatics are everywhere.

I have to pull in some of the good excuses...

that I have read on Twitter...

Other blogs...

and those that were sent to me

by people who read my blog...

The rationalizations to explain away

the pics of Robert and Kristen

Together

In England.

Ready?

1. "That's NOT Kristen! I magnified that picture

on my computer software...

And her face was photo-shopped on the pic!"

2. "That picture was taken LAST year

when they were promoting Twilight."

3. "That picture was taken in Nov when they were

promoting New Moon"

4. "Kristen doesn't have any friends...

so she probably flew to England to spend NYE

with Rob. I visit friends in other countries 

ALL the time. Doesn't mean we are in love"

5. "Are we sure these pics were taken in England?

I think the backgrounds were photoshopped

to look like it."

6. "Who cares if they are together in the UK?

They aren't even together in the pictures."

7. "Rob looks so unhappy.

You know Kristen is such a bitch.

She probably forced an invitation."

8. "Big deal. It's just another (out of many)

picture that Robstens are clinging to.

It doesn't prove anything"

Well...

You get the point.

It doesn't matter anymore.

It's done.

It's over.

 The thing is...

BEFORE Kristen was spotted in England with Rob...

People were all about...

"I wish she would just step out in LA 

and put this #LondonStew bullshit to rest"

and guess what?

She fucking stepped.

And it wasn't a Pap pic

and it wasn't work related...

It was a little girl who wanted her picture

taken with Edward and Bella...

And does it prove that Robert 

is in love with Kristen?

I can't speak for how they feel.

But they must want to be together.

Because they are.

That speaks for itself.

Yeah. Pretty funny, right?

Same tired bullshit.

The more things change...

The more they remain the same.

 

Closing thoughts.

I'm so sure Kristen flew to the UK for a week...

Just for some sort of bizarro PR scheme.

A PR so strange and twisted...

That up until last night...

There was only one picture of her.

Sounds like a plan.

"GO TO ENGLAND AND PROMOTE... SOMETHING...

I DON'T CARE, MAKE SOMETHING UP.

AND MAKE SURE YOU AREN'T SEEN AT ALL 

UNTIL RIGHT UP TO THE DAY BEFORE YOU LEAVE!
DO IT NOW!!"

OR

Rob and Kristen are a seriously committed couple

who want to spend their holidays together.

What's wrong with starting your New Year

with the one you love?

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

Happy New Year!

 

Just because I miss his face...

 

This post is brought to you by the letters *D* and *B*

D for Denial.

Now you Deny that you are Denying that you are in Denial.

No wonder you are so angry all the time.

B for BWAHAHAHAHAHA

It never gets fucking old being right.

It never gets fucking old watching foamers scramble

and try to rationalize what keeps happening over and over again.

Never.

Gets.

Fucking.

Old.

Let's just wait and see what the New Year brings...

Shall we?

;)

Bye for now

☂☂☂☂☂

(The forecast is for dark and foamy today)