Rob and Kristen- Two of Us

Let's go back to our room and relax for a while...

So.

A lot of speculation.

Innuendo.

(Mis)interpretation.

People.

Get serious.

Are you trying to get me in trouble?

I have 

NEVER

claimed to know anything.

Other than my own thoughts and opinions.

I have spoken of Tome...

Put in a few quotes...

and an (oh I want it to be) Epic date.

That's it.

Yet.

I keep getting deluged with emails and DMs

Some people have their 'knickers in a twist'.

I'm not trying to be cryptic and mysterious.

(OK, sometimes I am... but not this time... I swear)

Just posting random thoughts.

Opinions.

And yeah... OK...

The date wasn't my idea.

It was a favor for a friend.

And where did I even mention Rob and/or Kristen?

See?

That's all there is to it.

Really.

(Still here?)

Yes... Really.

Hey Rob... you still have soap behind your ears! *giggle*

The information, content and images on
these pages are purely in fun 

and are in no way meant to cause anyone

harm, grief or despair.

Yes, I can get even closer than this...

If you are sensitive and lack a sense of humor,
please, don't go any further.

What part of "He's Mine" don't you understand?

They will never understand... but all that matters is WE do!

Some places, names, and events are fictional
and any resemblance, likeness,

You and I have memories, Longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

or similarity to any person living or dead
is purely coincidental.

Get it?

Got it?

Good!

FUN people!

It's all supposed to be FUN!

FUN FUN FUN

(til my daddy took the t-bird away)

If you can't fucking laugh...

or enjoy Robert and Kristen...

You need to ask yourself why not.

You need to ask yourself why these simple things

Things that in the grand scheme of things don't really matter...

Matter SO MUCH to you.

So much that you are angry and bitter and foaming

over things you have absolutely no control over.

Ask yourself.

Go on.

I dare you.

Double Dog Dare You.

(This is where I cleverly am supposed to

insert the ever so famous 

"Don't ask if you won't like the answer" line.
But do I really need to?)

Foam(s) of the Day

Wait. I get the joke. I do. It was funny! Right? I get it. I think.

I will spend countless hours trying to disprove something incredibly insignificant and then when I can't prove it I will just pretend like I never cared about it in the first place!

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for "Two of Us" by Lennon/McCartney

Two of us riding nowhere
Spending someone's
Hard earned pay
You and me Sunday driving
Not arriving
On our way back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home

Two of us sending postcards
Writing letters
On my wall
You and me burning matches
Lifting latches
On our way back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home

You and I have memories
Longer than the road that stretches out ahead

Two of us wearing raincoats
Standing solo
In the sun
You and me chasing paper
Getting nowhere
On our way back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home

We're going Tome
Better believe it

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥