Rob and Kristen- Making It Count!

Drama.

So much drama.

I don't even know if I have the energy to write about it.

Mostly because it's bullshit drama.

You know what I mean...

Anyway.

Let's look into ...

One Rob to Live

or 

General Robsten

I kinda like that one.

Sounds all military.

All My Robstens

The Young and the Robsten.

The Rob and the Kristen?

Am I pounding this into the ground?

Yes.

Drama 1

Some lunatic had a hidden camera (??) and walked around

the house on set for Breaking Dawn.

You see Rob.

You see Kristen.

You see Bill.

You see... shit.

But as lame as all of that is...

What is lamer (more lame?)

is the reaction.

People were using this as just another excuse 

to climb onto their very tall and well used soapbox.

I get it.

It's a bit creeptacular that some idiot had a camera on a closed set...

and for some reason no one seemed to notice...

Even though at one point Kristen is looking directly at the guy.

It's creepy.

But my objection isn't really to the silly footage.

(although I've heard there is more waiting to be shown)

My objection is the obvious lack of security 

surrounding Robert and Kristen.

I mean...

What if the guy had been a REAL lunatic and 

possibly tried to harm them?

Seriously.

WHAT THE FUCK?

This was supposed to be a CLOSED set.

Great lengths were supposed to be taken to prevent 

this sort of thing from happening.

Yet...

We saw picture after picture...

and actual footage from inside the house.

Good Work, Summit.

As always.

Drama 2

Its ON set! They are making a movie!

It's OFF set! They are in love!

Good Fucking Grief.

See...

The picture above is obviously Rob as Edward...

Kristen as Bella...

Makeup/contacts/hair

BUT

I'm pretty fucking sure Eddie doesn't smoke.

So then what is the drama?

"Kristen is looking at the camera!

It doesn't count!

She's always the one touching him...

He NEVER touches her!"

Well.

I see a girlfriend...

touching her boyfriend affectionately...

during a break in filming.

And oh yeah...

1... 2... 3... 4... 5

That is counting.

;)

It always amuses me that when pictures come out

of Robert and Kristen being all kissy and close...

They somehow are excluded from 'counting'.

And what exactly are we counting?

Not sure I know...

Pretty sure I don't wanna know some

weird bizarro counting chart....

I imagine it covered in bitter foam.

Bitter green foam.

And it's obviously all kinds of fucked up.

Drama 3

The only drama here is how my heart races when I see

Robert walking...

In shorts, no less.

Pale white goodness.

But he is so long...

so lean...

I will stop now.

Maybe.

Or not.

Hello lucky fan who has one eye completely covered up!

Two eyes would be better.

The better to see the awesomeness of Rob and Kristen my dear.

Oh don't mind me.

I'm just jealous.

I can admit it.

Not foamy bitter jealous

But the kind of

'Oh man, I wish I were sandwiched between Rob and Kristen

and someone took a picture of us'

Kinda jealous.

And don't Robert and Kristen just look ever so young and wonderful?

And...

Oh my.

Kristen is once again being all touchy and affectionate with her guy.

Well...

It's not on a movie set.

She's not looking at a camera.

Does this one count?

*Cue maniacal laughter*

I say we ignore all the pics of Rob and Kristen together 

the past 2 years...

and the very fact that 

Robert and Kristen have consistently and exclusively

been hanging around with each other...

and no one else of the opposite sex for quite some time.

On set or Off.

Where's Robert?

Oh look... he's with Kristen!

Where did Kristen go?

Oh there she is... next to Rob!

See how that works?

Where one goes...

So goes the other.

Always.

Robert + Kristen = Together

THAT counts.

;)

This post is brought to you by the letter *B* and the number 2

B for

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Brother!

Bizarro.

Bullshit.

Brat.

To name a few.

2 for

1 + 1 = 2

Rob and Kristen.

Always

Rob and Kristen.

Bye for now

♥♥♥