Robert and Kristen- Let The Fun Begin!

So where were we?

1. Rob is in Los Angeles

2. Kristen is in Los Angeles

3. Rob and Kristen are in Los Angeles TOGETHER.

4. People are still trying to pretend that PR

is the only reason Rob and Kristen

are together in Los Angeles.

5. By together I don't mean in the same city...

I mean...

TOGETHER.

6. People seem to think because Rob and Tom travel together

That means they are never apart.

Even for a moment...

Which gets kinda uncomfortable because some 

people think Summit has Robert and Kristen handcuffed together too.

Such a dilemma

But First...

Thank you for letting me live RENT FREE inside your head.

I really do like the fact that you give me access

to that rambling, empty chamber...

(Hello... ello... ello...)

It's a good place to 

*PUSH*

and

*TWIRL*

Lots and Lots of space.

All for free!

I can admit to getting a smug satisfaction

that you can't stay away from my blog.

So thanks for thinking of me...

Again (and again... and oh yes... again)

;)

I was at the grocery store the other day...

And I was looking at the magazines

And you know all those Teen magazines?

I don't know their names...

But Justin Beiber is all over them.

And Taylor Lautner.

Taylor is all over those mags

Robert?

Not so much.

Which for Robert... I think it's good...

I mean... I'm sure he would love to get beyond the whole

"BITE ME, EDWARD!" bullshit.

But see...

Taylor...

He's fucking MADE for that stuff.

Young, handsome, makes the tweenies scream...

So...

If Summit really is as controlling as some would have you believe...

Making you give up years of your life to promote a movie.

Making you travel the world and hang out with people

even though you don't work just for Summit...

If Summit really wanted to control every move an actor 

who happened to be in their movies makes...

Why not Taylor Lautner?

It would make sense to promote the hell out of him... yes?

I mean... in his 'off' time

Like Summit seems to do with just Rob and Kristen.

No one else.

Just Rob and Kristen are under their thumb.

Summit must make lots of movies...

That they would LOVE to promote

So why not push some other couples together (by force, of course)

Does Summit tell everyone who plays lovers in their movies

that they now have to forfeit any relationships to promote their movie?

That you can't have a life of your own...

That you are in fact OWNED by Summit?

Let's face it... The Twilight movies really need little promotion anymore

They are fucking HUGE.

Throw the cast on a couple of TV shows...

Some Magazine covers...

People flock to those movies.

They don't need 24/7 PR.

And is this Movie Ownership thing...

Is it just Summit that gets to dictate

who you can see

where you can go

in your off time?

I mean...

Robert made a movie for Fox Movies...

Do they do that too?

"HANG OUT WITH REESE WITHERSPOON OR ELSE!"

Just wondering how it works.

Of course.

When the Big Bad Movie Studio theory doesn't work...

You can always fall back on 

"Rob is only there because of Tom!"

Yes.

Summit and Tom Sturridge Rule Robert's Life.

Of course.

It all makes perfect sense.

So... Tom was hanging around when Rob was with Nina, too...

Hmmmm....

Does that mean that Nina and Rob were NEVER alone?

Or does that only work for when Robert is with Kristen?

Probably.

People have to tear down Rob's friendship with Tom.

It's kinda sickening.

Not kinda.

It is sickening.

Robert and Thomas are obviously great friends.

They have been for a long time.

Their jobs/lifestyle afford them the luxury of being able

to hang out together.

Is that a bad thing?

Does that mean Robert forsakes all others for Thomas?

Does that mean Robert can't be in a relationship with Kristen

Just because Tom is around?

You tell me.

So work on Breaking Dawn starts soon...

6 months of Robert and Kristen

Every moment will be scrutinized.

Every picture analyzed.

Every  word... dissected(ized)

So when we get pictures like this for example...

Some people will be oooohing and ahhhhing

and some will be screaming

FAKE FAKE FAKE

But.

As my thoughts come to a close

(I promise!)

I just want to say one (or two hundred) more thing(s)

The above picture is one of my favorite pics of 

Robert and Kristen.

For the very reason that there is absolutely nothing fake

or staged or contrived about it.

It clearly shows 2 people who want to be together.

And one of them is incredibly happy about that

(and although we can't see much of Kristen's face...

It does look like she has a pretty big smile going on)

Brilliant.

So...

I guess in a few days the cast of BD will be making their

way down to Baton Rouge?

Will Robert and Kristen come out of hiding to travel together?

Well...

Only if Summit demands it!

TRAVEL TOGETHER SLAVES!
YOU MUST DO AS I SAY!

AND STOP ENJOYING EACH OTHERS COMPANY SO DAMN MUCH

WE AREN'T PAYING YOU TO GET THAT CLOSE!
WAIT! STOP!
SUMMIT DEMANDS THAT YOU ACT LIKE EDWARD AND BELLA!
NOT LIKE ROBERT AND KRISTEN!

OK... EVEN SUMMIT IS CONFUSED NOW!

WE OWN YOU!
ALL THE TIME!
EVEN WHEN YOU ARE WORKING ON OTHER MOVIES
FOR OTHER STUDIOS!

YOU MUST PRETEND TO BE TOGETHER
AND BE PREPARED TO TRAVEL TO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES
TO KEEP UP THE CHARADE!
WE OWN TOM STURRIDGE TOO!!!
HE'S PART OF OUR DIABOLICAL PLAN!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry...

Got a bit carried away...

It was almost like putting on...

RABIES colored glasses.

(Of course, Rabies isn't a color...

But for this post, let's say it's BLACK... because you can't see out of them)

Where you are cynical and obtuse

about everything 

You see things that aren't there

You ignore things that are.

Truly.

You cannot wear those glasses for long...

They are depressing as hell.

This post is brought to you by the letter *R* and the number 0

R for Rose colored glasses...

I forgot to put them on today

Sorry.

0 for the number of times

That Rob and Kristen pretended to be

completely smitten by the other.

That's a big fat ZERO.

*PUSH*

Bye for now

♥♥♥