Rob's Love Life? Rumors? Are You KIDDING Me?

I have to comment on this cover.

I have to.

1. OK. Rob is finally on the cover of PEOPLE.

May I ask...

What the fuck took you so long?

I mean...

Rob has been in the magazine before...

He's been on the cover in the little sidebar...

But this is his first real cover.

2. And what does PEOPLE decide to talk about?

Rob's love life.

Really?

You put the most beautiful, fascinating, interesting man

walking on the face of this earth

on your fucking cover...

and you talk about love triangles and rumors?

3. Wouldn't it have been nice for PEOPLE

to have talked about Rob's latest acting roles?

Maybe talked to him...

ask him some intelligent questions

about New Moon and Remember Me?

But no.

NO.

We get unsubstantiated bullshit.

And you know me...

I'm all for the whole Rob/Kristen thing

But sorry...

This is

TOO MUCH BULLSHIT.

How disappointing.

*sigh*

Another 'OUTfuckingTAKE'.
If I could put my emotions into words...
I couldn't put those words here anyway.
I would be too embarrassed...
or maybe even arrested or something.
So it's just as well.

Shit.
He's sexyhot gorgeous.

Bye for now ♥