Rob and Kristen- Newtons's Law

Because I wanted to... That's why.

 

 

Lex III: Actioni contrariam semper et æqualem esse reactionem: 

sive corporum duorum actiones in se mutuo semper 

esse æquales et in partes contrarias dirigi.

 

 The following poem has been written by my friends Syd and Smitty.

I take no credit for the words...

Although I did put a picture in here and there.

My comments at the bottom.

10.12.10

Epic 

 

Twas the night before "epic" day, and all thru Roseland

Not a creature was stirring, just Dk and her band.
The regs were all ready with cookies to share

Awaiting great news, it seemed only fair.

 

The lurkers were all present and ready to say

That Rose was just crazy, to name a set day.
They picked and they teased, said she was a fake,

Unless she made good, gave them gossip to take.

But what did they want, the mean ones who hate 

What was enough, to spare Rose this fate?

 

 

The regs gathered and waited to see what it would be 
They all loved to hear the news from RoseSee.
Even they got caught up in the hype of this day

What kind of news would Rose have to say?

Yet how did it start, this big epic mess?

It seemed rather harmless to me I confess.
As already stated a friend misspelled his name
He was drunk and they joked, it all seemed so tame!

 

 

But nobody listened when Rose tried to explain,

the shit kept coming down, in a strong steady rain,

Robsten is married or engaged at least
We want a sex tape on which we can feast!

"No No!" shouted Rose and some of her pals,

"I don't have great news about Rob and his gal
What's epic to me, will not be to you."
But still the news traveled so fast that it flew.

 

 

The date was a chance for Rose's big fans

To give her a gift, you can't find in a can

A day off her blog, to let someone else try
To make people smile and make spirits fly.

 

Because that's what Rose does for us every day
She gives us a place to share and to play

To talk to our friends and share all the news
Rounds of MFK or cheer those that are blue.

 

Some hang all day but some just before bed

and who hasn't enjoyed some time in the shed?
The Yanks and the Brits and some Aussies too
a few live on islands and from Timbuktu. 

But they all found a place in Roseland to be

great friends who mostly are in harmony.
If honey or others show up to be rude

they dog pile on, adjust that attitude.

But what of poor Rose, who only had joked

About people who prodded and bothered and poked
Insisted her broken e was actually a code
and her every word, took them down a fake road.

Don't people know Rose plays it all straight?

She put out today, as a joke of a date.

She's never claimed insider news or to know

Anything more than her friends or her foe.

The joke a mere word that took off like a shot

And suddenly she was in water too hot.
"My friends what should I do?

They think I have news, I don't really have poo"

Her friends started to worry and felt rather sick

They had encouraged her, with a date she should pick

It started so small, the joke about Tome
Would it ruin Roseland, their second home?

But the friends started to talk and to chat and to think

Rose is so great, we can't let her sink!
So haters and those who lurk and who talk

Go away now, take a long walk

People sometimes mean what they say, you all need to know

Rose said all along, she had nowhere to go
All your theories and plans were full of such shit

She kept saying the truth, but you all had a fit

So today is just Friday, but epic to us

And you can all run and make a big fuss
Chase your tails and try to give Rose a swift kick

but please just "get off of our dick"

 

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I don't know about any of you...

but to me?

That was EPIC.

And for Syd and Smitty to take time out of their

incredibly busy schedules to do that for me?

Let's just say...

I absolutely adore both of you.

But you already know that.

Final Thoughts.

1. The quote at the beginning of this post?

Words of Wisdom.

2. London.

 

"One road leads to London.

One road runs to Wales.

My road leads me seawards...

To the white dipping sails."

3. Christmas.

"All roads lead to London...

For London is Tome."

 

"I'll be Tome for Christmas."

This post is brought to you by the letter *S* and *E*

S for Syd and Smitty.

Thank You.

It means more than words can ever say.

E for Epic.

Epic for you?

Probably not.

Epic for Rob and Kristen?

Well...

I'm guessing they will be having an EPIC holiday.

What do you think?

;)

Bye for now.

♥♥♥