Rob and Kristen- Tell Me Something Good

What is there to talk about today?

Hmmm...

Not so much.

Let's see...

1) Robert and Kristen are supposed to be headed to Rio soon.

I've heard this weekend.

Woo.Fucking.Hoo.

Actually... I think it's all kinds of cool that they are going

to be working on the honeymoon scenes.

Robert and Kristen should have those moves down pat by now...

Kinda like second nature

if you know what I mean....

and I think that you do.

But...

Of course...

There is the requisite drama that must follow Rob and Kristen

wherever they may go.

2) Some people are hoping Stephanie Meyers is on set

so she can squash any thing of a sexual nature!

Yes! That's right!

They want SM to make sure there isn't any 

unnecessary Hanky Panky going on!!

Really.

I am not making this up.

Can you imagine being so focused on Robert and Kristen

having a honeymoon scene in Breaking Dawn...

Being so distraught at the fact that they will HAVE a honeymoon scene

That you want someone to come in and monitor it?

To make sure it stays "True to the Book"

Yeah. Right.

OK.

If you say so.

(bwa.ha.ha.ha)

 

3) Oh and Taylor Lautner may or may not be going along.

Personally...

I'm not sure where he fits into this part of the movie

Pretty sure he didn't come along for the honeymoon...

BUT

Who knows what other scenes they may or may not film.

When all is said and done...

Does it really matter?

Really??

No.

4) Reports of "TENSION" on the set.

This just in...

Robert and Kristen are not getting along folks.

Robert has had enough!

ENOUGH OF THE CHARADE!

Kristen wants things done HER way or NO way!

It's the beginning of the end.

Well... see.

If Robert and Kristen AREN'T photographed together...

then its the end of the fucking world.

They can't stand each other.

They only put up with the other because of the movie.

BUT

If Robert and Kristen ARE photographed together...

Then its the end of the fucking world, too...

But then it's all about PR PR PR!

That's the only reason they are together!!!

You see what I'm getting at?

Whatever happens...

It is twisted and distorted to suit their agenda.

Rob and Kristen kissing?

Fake.

Rob and Kristen holding hands?

Fake.

But Robert hating Kristen...

Kristen and Robert fighting.

THAT they believe.

Robert is 'distancing' himself from Kristen.

Except when he's kissing her or nuzzling her...

or spending all his time with her.

Because there hasn't been any pictures since they were in L.A. together

What's that been... like 3 weeks?

Surely you remember this?

October 10th.

Yeah.

I know.

It's a fucking lifetime ago, isn't it?

It seems like ages since Kristen has had her hand on Rob's thigh.

And years since Robert's hand was around her wrist.

Yeah.

I can see why some people lose their minds...

It's been sooooo long.

GFG

I was going to end with a very different picture today...

But someone asked me to change it.

So I did.

I'm sweet and adorable that way.

And yeah...

OK.

We all know who Bobby Long is... Right?

Talented.

Good Looking.

Singer/Songwriter

British.

And happens to be pretty good friends with Robert.

That's all kinds of nice, isn't it?

He's on tour.

You should go see him.

He's pretty to look at...

He's pretty to listen to.

Win/Fucking/Win

http://www.myspace.com/musicbobbylong

 

Go to his myspace.

Listen.

Look.

Love.

This post is brought to you by the letters *G* and *D*

G for GOOD fucking GRIEF

I like it.

D for fucking bullshit DRAMA

Sometimes even if you try to avoid drama...

You still get some stuck to the bottom of your shoe.

Try to get it off as soon as possible...

Otherwise it stinks up the whole place.

Bye for now

♥♥♥