You, Sir, Are No Robert Pattinson!

I know people hate this shit.

Hell...

Some of the bullshit out there is incredibly tedious.

But come on.

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.

Um...OK

I don't give a rat's ass if they are in a bar...

The body language...

Says it all.

Look again.

Look at how she looks at him.

Not that I blame her, mind you...

But look at her eyes... look at him.

And better yet.

Look at how he is getting closer to her...

Uh huh.

And then we get the photo op.

Kristen and Oregano...

Pics of them

laughing and her jumping on his back...

TeeHee.

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.

She's walking in front him.

The body language says it all.
Oregano is always behind Kristen...

It's the natural order of things.

OK.

They are staring into each others eyes.

Smiling.

They are SO into each other.

There is no denying the chemistry.

It's been ongoing since the audition

on Catherine Hardwickes bed.

And by the looks of this picture...

It hasn't let up.

I've see countless pictures of

Kristen looking at Rob

just like this.

And I've yet to see ONE picture of

Kristen looking at Oregano

anything close to how

she looks at Rob.

Ah.

Poor Oregano.

Short, Mediocre, Lurker

Oregano.

Everyone made such a big deal

out of these pics.

You could easily subtract the Spice...

and add anyone else...

and they would have come out the same.

Come on...

Oregano is bland.

A bit flakey.

and the most important thing?

He's no Robert Pattinson.

Bye for now ♥