Rob and Kristen- Any Road Will Take You There

Kill me and get it over with already...

 

 

So.

The WFE trailer was released.

And.

Jesus.

It's hard to take... you know?

Not only does the movie look wonderful...

Not only does Robert look glorious...

But.

Now we have to wait 4 months to see it?

What the hell with the constant torture?

Always waiting.

Always wanting.

Always wishing.

And good grief...

Reese Witherspoon looks so pretty in this.

OK, so she always looks pretty...

But the '30s look... looks good on her.

And her and Rob look great together.

Kinda weird that she played his mother in Vanity Fair, isn't it?

Well... like she was ever old enough to be his mother

She's only 10 years older than him.

I just hope people can enjoy this for Robert...

Without making it some sort of twisted competition

between Rob and Kristen.

I love both of them.

I want WFE to ROCK the box office in April.

And I'm sure it will.

There isn't any reason for Kristen to not want Rob's movies to do well.

She loves Rob, too...

I miss this face.

And sweet Kristen.

Where has she been hiding?

When was the last time we actually saw her?

Man... she's good.

Well... Rob is good, too.

We really haven't seen much of either of them.

Just random 'tweets' claiming that they have been sighted.

"I don't know if this is the actual reason why, 

but we have gotten better at hiding over the last year."-Rob
"That's totally the reason," Stewart concurs. 

"They just make up a story to go along with the pictures. 

If they never get the picture, there’s no story.

We are just good hiders now." - Kristen

 

Good hiders.

They've become excellent travelers too...

They can get in and out of major airports

with nary a person knowing about it.

Most excellent.

 Especially with the traveling coming up for the holidays.

Remember last year?

Rob went over to London for the holidays...

Everyone speculated as to where Kristen was.

Some people were POSITIVE that she was in California...

Yet.

She turned up in the UK, after all.

Makes you wonder (admit it) what will happen this year.

I've heard so many different tales.

They are going to EL LAY

They are celebrating in Baton Rouge

Rob is going to London to be with his family.

Kristen will be with hers.

Depends on what you want to happen

as to what you believe.

Yada Yada Yada.

Thing is..

Plans are made.

Sometimes they are changed...

Sometimes shit happens...

Nothing is engraved in stone.

My thoughts?

However it happens.

Robert and Kristen will be together somewhere.

Oh I've been traveling on a boat and a plane
In a car on a bike with a bus and a train
Traveling there and traveling here
Everywhere in every gear

But oh Lord we pay the price with the
Spin of a wheel - with the roll of the dice
Ah yeah you pay your fare
And if you don't know where you're going
Any road will take you there

Thank you, George Harrison.

ANY
ROAD
WILL
TAKE
YOU
THERE.

Remember that.

Tom REALLY loves that hat...

As to ON THE ROAD...

Another movie I'm looking forward to seeing.

Kristen.

Thomas.

And Steve Buscemi?

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Steve Buscemi.

CAN'T WAIT.

Highlarious.

Final Thoughts.

 

Remember the Christmas picture from last year?

You know the one.

It was completely swallowed up with bullshit drama.

Yeah. That one.

Anyway.

I found this interesting.

Yesterday someone said to me

"If Rob and Kristen were REALLY a couple...

How come when they are in a private situation

They STILL don't act like a couple?"

Fair enough question, I suppose.

But just think about it, OK?

(I know it's hard... but try...)

1. Isn't the very fact that Kristen is in Robert's parents

home for the Holidays pretty damn coupley?

Yes coupley.

Taking pictures with family...

holding hands...

It screams couple to me.

2. What exactly do you expect Rob and Kristen 

to be DOING in this picture?

Making out?

Dry humping?

Seriously.

They are taking a picture 

WITH HIS PARENTS.

IN HIS PARENTS LIVING ROOM.

I don't get what people think should be happening here.

It's a perfectly normal FAMILY Christmas picture.

And I'm just thinking about how they are going

to be able take more pictures like these...

This year.

Right?

*Nudge Nudge*

This post is brought to you by the letter *R*

Doesn't matter where you're going...

Any ROAD will take you there.

Bye for now