Robert and Kristen- Soon...

Robert?

Robert Pattinson?

Is that you?

I hate going through Robert withdrawal.

It kinda sucks.

Hard.

And what sucks even more is that I still go through it.

It's not like there aren't a zillion and one pictures of him 

out there everywhere you turn...

You know?

I mean...

I personally have 40 separate folders of Robert pictures.

(Too much? Too little? Just enough?)

So I have Robert at my fingertips

(Shit... I wish)

Anytime I want to look at him... there he is!

So.

So why do I miss him when he's not around for a while?

What's THAT all about?

Oh how I wish I knew.

Oh how I wish I understood the reasoning behind my

fervent desire to see Robert every couple of days.

*sigh*

Any old way.

I know where Robert is.

Sorta.

I mean... I think he's in Baton Rouge with the rest

of the cast... doing preproduction or whatever for the movie.

But of course you hear stuff...

Like him and Kristen are off somewhere shooting those

steamy, sexy "do me while I'm still human" shots.

Who knows?

There really haven't been a lot of Rob/Kristen sightings in BR

There was some video store that said they were there

buying some game or something...

Ho Hum.

And look.

I GET that they don't want to put up with the bullshit.

And I GET that I'm a selfish bitch who is only thinking 

of herself when she whines about not seeing Rob.

I get it.

But I don't give a shit.

I want what I want.

It's not like I'm just missing Robert.

Nope.

I'm missing Kristen, too.

I like her.

I like seeing her with Rob.

I like seeing Rob with her.

Most of all...

I LOVE the reaction that explodes whenever they are together.

The excuses.

The rationalizations.

The ridiculous explanations to try to reason away

why Robert and Kristen are always together.

On set... and Off.

I do so enjoy watching the show.

The entertainment value is priceless!

I love the look on Kristen's face here.

"Robert is MINE."

Love it.

And Rob doesn't mind it.

Not One Little Bit.

Heh.

Kristen's hand on Robert's thigh...

Kinda like...

Yeah... kinda like THIS.

Because although some people try like hell to convince themselves

that Kristen's hand isn't on his thigh?

A Pic and it DID happen!

And the smiles on their faces make it even better!

You know how it goes.

" I have guy friends who I put my hand on their thigh

while they are grasping my wrist while we are both laughing...

ALL THE TIME!!"

Yeah.

Riiiiiiiiiight.

Wink

Wink

Nudge

Nudge

So have I been bitchy today?

Not really.

It's not much fun poking a sad, defeated hyena...

But I'm sure there will be something...

Soon...

Something that will cause MAJOR FOAMING.

And we can all sit back and enjoy the show.

Soon.

This post is brought to you by the letters *M* and *B*

M for MISSING Robert and Kristen

Can't wait!

;)

B for...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yes...

I'm STILL laughing!!

Good Times.

Bye for now

♥♥♥♥♥