Robert and Kristen- Get Used To It

Well... here you go.

Robert and Kristen 

Together last night.

And guess what the running commentary is?

Anyone?

"Looks like PR for BD is up and running!"

"They always look SO miserable when they are together!"

"Why can't they just smile for the camera?"

"Oh Rob is trying to block Kristen from the Paps"

"Rob is NOT trying to protect Kristen from the Paps!"

Sometimes all you hear is

BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH.

You see Robert's face in this picture?

GET USED TO IT... OK?

He doesn't fucking like the paparazzi.

He's not going to smile for them.

He's not going to PERFORM for them.

He's going to walk from point A to point B

in the quickest way possible.

Let's face it folks...

The sweet, smiling, charming Robert

who was amazed that anyone would WANT to take his picture

The guy who couldn't believe that people loved him

and not Edward Cullen...

The affable, adorkable Robert Pattinson

who would smile for the paparazzi?

He doesn't exist anymore.

And please...

GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK

and stop blaming Kristen for Robert looking annoyed.

It doesn't matter if he is with Kristen...

Or Steph...

Or even sweet Thomas...

Let go of 2008/2009 Robert Pattinson.

Really.

Just let him go.

We all knew that things would change.

We did.

It was only a matter of time before Robert

lost his giddy innocence when he is in public.

I know it is hard to do...

Seeing that sweet boy

be replaced by a wary man.

But it was inevitable.

Should Rob and Kristen not go somewhere

because of the paparazzi?

Should they let assholes with cameras dictate their life?

No fucking way.

They have been dealing with this bullshit for 2 years now

They know how to handle it.

It is the price of 'fame' after all... right?

Being hounded like an animal.

Being shouted at like a caged monkey

trying to get you to act out for the camera.

Yes.

It's the price of fame.

But they don't have to like it...

And they don't have to fucking smile.

Looks like fun, doesn't it?

And yet...

People keep screaming about how 'miserable'

Robert and Kristen look...

Looking miserable when you are being hounded and harassed

is a normal reaction.

Smiling would make it more like...

PR.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry.

That STILL kills me.

The Pathetic Rant

that the Foamers all fall back on.

Yes.

Summit demanded that Rob and Kristen go out to dinner

and get papped.

"YOU SHALL DO WHATEVER I SAY!!"

Yes.

I'm SO sure it is in their contract with Summit

that they have to hang out together.

"SUMMIT OWNS YOU NO MATTER
WHERE YOU ARE
NO MATTER WHAT OTHER PROJECTS
YOU ARE WORKING ON!"

Yes.

It is the answer to everything.

PR! PR! PR!

"YOU MUST GIVE SUMMIT PR!
WE DEMAND THAT YOU HIDE FROM THE PAPARAZZI

AND TRY YOUR BEST NOT TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED!
WE HAVE A MOVIE TO PROMOTE!!"

"WAIT. SUMMIT GOT CONFUSED.

YOU ARE DOING PR THE WRONG WAY!
WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE ASHLEY AND JOE!
NOW THAT IS PR!
LOOK AT HEIDI AND SPENCER!
THAT'S WHAT WE WANT!

DAMMIT.

BREAKING DAWN NEEDS PROMO NOW!!"

Remember what I said about letting go of 

Robert's sweet public innocence?

Let go of the whole PR thing.

You know it doesn't work.

It never has.

It never will.

LET IT GO.

With Acceptance Comes PEACE.

You know you want to.

Come on...

*nudge nudge*

(Gotta love Maxine)

So...

What have we learned today?

1) I always say that Stupidity should be painful...

And from all the howling I hear today...

It must be REALLY painful.

2) Robert and Kristen were out last night together.

They went to dinner.

Why?

Because they like each other.

A lot.

Like...

Really a lot.

Like...

So much that they are together as much as possible.

Like...

Robert Loves Kristen Loves Robert.

3) Yeah... Maybe Robert and Kristen looked unhappy

in the newest batch of paparazzi pictures.

But guess what?

That is only seconds of their day.

Seconds.

I'm thinking that the rest of their time together.

The time we don't get to see.

The IMPORTANT time...

Rob and Kristen are ALL smiles.

Because that is the time that matters.

Not the a walk from a door to a cab.

3) As much as Foamers would like to believe it...

Robert and Kristen aren't together for "PR".

No studio dictates for YEARS who/what/where

of an actors life.

Doing promotion for the Twilight movies is one thing.

TV interviews. Magazine photoshoots.

Red Carpet pictures.

But traveling out of the country to visit someone on the set

of a movie that has nothing to do with Summit.

Going to concerts...

Dinner...

And spending free time together...

Is NOT promotion.

It's living their life.

Which just so happens to be together.

4) GET USED TO IT.

Used to Robert not being smiley Cedric anymore.

Used to Robert and Kristen showing up all over the world TOGETHER.

Used to the idea that Foamers are ALWAYS wrong...

Yet...

They keep hitting their heads against that brick wall.

Ouch.

See...

Stupidity IS Painful

And although there isn't a vaccine for stupidity..

There is one for Rabies...

HURRY!

This post is brought to you my the letters *F* and *T*

F for Foamers.

They are so angry right now.

I don't see it getting better for them

in the near future.

#SadHyenas

T for TOGETHER!

Rob and Kristen Together Again!

T for TWIRLING!

It's fun to do...

and the added bonus of it pissing people off

is just icing on the cake.

(Yes... we are eating it, too)

Bye for now

♥♥♥