Thursday, September 16, 2010

Kristen Stewart Owns You.


There you have it, folks.
Clear as day.
No doubt about it.
Kristen is wearing Robert's shirt...

GET OFF MY DICK.

And I said it before...
and I will say it again.

I LOVE YOU KRISTEN STEWART.

Because if anyone should wear that shirt?
It is most definitely you.

I was going to go into all the lame excuses
that have come out since these pics were released.

But why bother?
Just know that you wearing that shirt
has COMPLETELY and TOTALLY pissed off the haters.
I mean...
They are fucking FROTHING and FOAMING at the mouth right now.
It's fucking BRILLIANT.
How wearing a t-shirt can have that sort of reaction.
The excuses...
The name calling...
The bitter anger...

You fucking OWN them.
Lock
Stock
and
T-shirt.

Excellent.


So keep saying that you don't 'hate' Kristen...
Yet continue to call her all sorts of names just because
she wore her boyfriends t-shirt.
Because that's all she really did.
She wore Robert's t-shirt.
And it's fucking KILLING you.
You say she wears it to mess with the 'sheep'?
You tell me who is upset over her wearing it?
Who has the biggest negative reaction?
Exactly.

Sucks to be you.

I'm guessing it's great to be Kristen.
(and probably equally great being Robert)


This post is brought to you by the letters *F* and *G*

F for FAMEWHORE
It's the go to word when people get pissed off.

G for 
GET OFF MY DICK

Because Rob let her wear his t-shirt.
HIS t-shirt.

Heh.


Bye for now.
♥♥♥

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