Sunday, June 21, 2009

Now You See It... Now You Don't.


Let's just get this out of the way, OK?
This is about chemistry.
Magnetism.
Captivation.
Fascination.
Attraction.
Exhibit A:
We have Robert and Emilie kissing.
The first word that comes to mind?
Awkward.
Now, even giving them the benefit of the doubt...
and saying that maybe the movie
called for this kind of kiss...
It's just not there.
I saw the video, too...
If anything... it was worse.
Look at Rob's hands.
He is barely touching her.
Where is his other arm?
Emilie looks stiff.
And the way their bodies are barely grazing each other.
It's almost painful to look at.
And not because Rob is kissing her.
It's HOW he is kissing her.
It looks mechanical.
Forced.
Exhibit B:
THIS is a kiss.
Both of his arms are wrapped tightly around her.
His eyes are closed...
His lips are smushed to hers...
She has her hand in his hair..
(GAH!!!!)
Their bodies are pressed closely together.
Yes.
It's ALL there.
THIS IS A KISS!
Now...
I know all the bullshit
that goes around about this kinda thing.
And honestly, I take it all with a grain of salt.
This is just my opinion on sexual chemistry.
You got it...
Or you don't.
It's obvious who does.
And I'm not hating on Emilie.
Really.
I'm sure she's very nice
And she's pretty enough...
But I feel kinda blah about her.
And it looks like Rob does, too.
Heh.
Bye for now

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