Rob and Kristen- The Robsten Code

Oh how I love Calvin and Hobbes.

And as usual...

they are right on.

Super Secret Messages in Code!

Robsten Decoder Ring

Ever have one of those days where nothing makes sense?

When you are positive people are speaking in tongues?

Where you read the words and they just look like gibberish

and gobbledygook?

You're not alone.

Now there is help for all those people out there

who take every word and dissect them

add their own meanings and interpretations to them

and then get all pissy and snarly when it still doesn't make sense!

THE ROBSTEN DECODER RING!

And it can be yours for FREE!

All you have to do is send in 5 olive jar labels...

That have been on the roof for 4 days.

Make sure each one has 3 notches on the left side...

With a picture of 2 olives clearly visible.

Add 1 self-addressed envelope.

It's as easy as 1-2-3-4-5!

Send all Olive labels

(Remember the French green olive... not the Spanish)

to the following address:

1234 R. U. SERIOUS Lane

Give Me Abreak, California 92286

You should get your Robsten Ring

in 4-6 months...

Don't hold your breath until it shows up

because you need to breathe and you will die if you don't.

And keep a look out for the next

Robsten Decoder Ring post

That has instructions on how to use it

so that things like 10.12.10

and 02.2

can finally make sense!

We will be here at the ready!

Same Rob Time

Same Rob Channel!

Something In The Way He Moves...

There will never come a time when

I grow tired of watching Robert Pattinson

WALKING.

Never.

Ever.

Ever.

Nobody does it better.

Ever.

I Love You... You Love Me. We're as happy as can be.

Gotta tell ya.

I'm finding myself "Laughing Out Loud" at the reactions to the

Wedding pictures.

It just fucking KILLS people that Rob always chooses Kristen.

Here we have a private wedding

Where Rob and/or Kristen could come with whomever they wanted.

And guess what?

They are together in EVERY picture.

Awwwww.

The foam burns doesn't it?

So what do the haters focus on?

What they are wearing!

Bwa.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Yeah... because hating on Rob and Kristen's clothes

will completely divert all attention away from the fact

that Robert and Kristen

have turned up together

at a private function

TOGETHER.

Yes.

Together.

Again.

Because that's how they roll.

And really...

critiquing Kristen's hair...

and Robert's shirt...

and the color of Kristen's blouse...

Did I say "laughing out loud"?

How about...

Can You Believe Those Idiots Are Still Foaming Over Rob and Kristen Being Together?

That's more like it.

Come on... you know you are smiling!

Who doesn't smile at Calvin and Hobbes?

I Don't Care! I Don't Care! It Doesn't Mean ANYTHING!

Oh that's right...

They probably don't...

They are too busy being all angry and foamy.

Sucks to be them.

Anyway...

I will leave this post on a couple of final thoughts.

Yes, I Need You To Hold The Cigarette To My Lips... Obviously My Hand is Busy Holding Onto You.

Yeah, We Look SO Miserable Together! Sharing the Balcony of OUR Room ;)

I don't know...

I just feel all TWIRLY and stuff.

Like majorly Twirly.

It's just so so good.

And the olive is in the tugboat.

In.

The.
Tugboat.

So it's kinda like the Austin Powers clip

where he just can't stop saying Mole.

Hilarious shit.

That's how I feel about Twirl right now.

Twirly

Twirly

Twirly

You Make Me Feel Like Twirling... Gonna Twirl The Night Away!

"The sound of laughter is like the vaulted Tome of a temple of Happiness."

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(seriously?)

and 

BROTHER!!!

That shit cracks me up.

Bye for now

♥♥♥