Rob and Kristen- Bullshit Day

Rob in London? Color me SURPRISED (or not)

Today is 'Boxing Day' in the UK...

I'm thinking it's 'Bullshit Day' in this fandom.

Let's discuss.

1. I had a lot to catch up on from the last couple of days.

Well... not really.

Just a lot of bullshit drama.

Par

For

The

Course.

2. THE BIGGEST MOST STUPENDOUS NEWS OF ALL????

Robert Pattinson went home to London for Christmas!!!

NO WAY!

COME ON!!!

Oh wait...

Is anyone really surprised?

My great aunt Eleanor even knew Rob would go home for the holidays.

It was THAT transparent.

And oh yeah...

Why was it such a huge deal to the foaming masses?

Um... because for some desperate reason...

They would like to believe that somehow Rob going home

for Christmas is somehow related to him not being with Kristen...

The rabid seem to see it as some sort of delusional victory.

Over what? Over who?

That is yet to be determined.

(At least if you are not frothing and foaming at the mouth)

3. And I don't mean to disparage the girl story who took the above pic...

I mean... she obviously happened to luck out and see Rob at a pub...

But

RPatz @ “pub” in London "It’s from tonight, it’s London, about an hour ago (thats about 00.30 in London) N ( the one on the right) spoke to him for about 40 mins, shook his hand, got a ciggie from him (she doesn’t smoke) and he kissed her cheek!

Sorry. I call bullshit.

Not that she saw him... oh no... I believe that.

But she claims to have talked to him for 40 mins, received a cig

shook his hand AND he kissed her on the cheek...

Yet...

All she could manage was a kinda stalkerific picture of him

where she was pretending to take a pic of her and her friend...

And trying like hell to get him in the background.

40 minutes.

Handshake.

KISS on the cheek.

And no picture?

Surely anyone Rob would kiss on the cheek he would

agree to one quick picture?

And while she may have had conversation with him...

and even pretended to smoke to get a cig off him...

Fine and dandy.

But the kiss on the cheek?

Sorry.

Ain't buying it.

Rob isn't a random stranger 'kiss on the cheek' kinda guy.

Shy, awkward, adorkable Rob?

Big Red Flag.

I might have actually believed the story up until that part.

And people always howl about how no cameras EVER work

when Rob and Kristen are out...

Yet just ONE pic of Rob at the pub?

Where are all the cameras?

Maybe because people don't want to be rude...

Or maybe because not everyone whips out a camera

everytime Rob and/or Kristen are around.

THIS will happen VERY soon... If it didn't already.

Where am I on the count?

3?

No.

4. Kristen.

Where is Kristen Stewart?

See....here's the thing.

LOTS of blather about her heading to London with Rob.

And then ...

ONE person tweets that she sees Kristen in L.A. 

and that is taken as gospel? 

WHAT?

 ONE person who claims to have seen Kristen...

Not numerous sightings...

ONE PERSON.

SO LET IT BE WRITTEN!
SO LET IT BE DONE!

Really?

Is that how it works now?

 No 'pics or it didn't happen' fits in here?

Just one random person's word that she saw Kristen in L.A.?

Interesting.

Why not believe the people who saw her in London?

So I could ask my friend who lives in London...

To tweet that he saw Kristen at a pub with Robert..

Then what?

Would it be so easily believed and taken as fact?

Fascinating how it all works... yes?

Personally...

IF Kristen isn't aleady with Robert in London...

(Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha. She is NINJASTEW after all.)

She is on her way...

And she WILL be with Rob.

Tomorrow.

And then what?

More screams of PR!

More screeching that she needs to stay away from him?

More delusional howling that it doesn't 'mean anything'?

Yeah.

Pretty much.

Keep chasing that tail... I'm sure you will catch it... Someday. Or not.

5. Thing is...

If Kristen has been with Robert in London all along...

Or if she shows up Tomorrow...

It doesn't change a thing.

Not one thing.

They will be together.

As always.

A couple of days apart here and there...

Mean nothing in the scope of any real relationship.

And believe me...

It doesn't get any more real than what Rob and Kristen share.

6. And stop with the 'fake' Twirling.

Sorry.

One. You're not good at it... (and really...how original.)

Two. Bitter Haters can't Twirl.

And 

Three. It's not really twirling.

You are mistaking symptoms of Rabies as twirling...

Rabies specific symptoms may include insomnia, anxiety (about Rob being with Kristen) , confusion (Thinking that Rob and Kristen aren't real)  slight or partial paralysis, excitation (Foaming over Rob being in London), hallucinations (Thinking that every time Rob and Kristen are together is PR), agitation (Being extremely bitter and angry all the time), hyper-salivation (That would be all the FOAMING) violent movements and uncontrolled excitement (That would be what you have sadly misinterpreted as *Twirling*... Poor things)

This post is brought to you by the letter *N*

You ain't seen NOTHING yet.

Believe it.

Bye for now

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