You Might Be a Hyena...

 *From @CalliopeBlabs *

...IF you actually think there was a picture of Rob and Sam at a pool party.
And you spend time going over every pixel in hopes of proving that Rob was with another girl. And fail to realize that even IF (and that's a monstrous IF) Rob was in fact at a pool party, hanging out with friends... there is NOTHING wrong with that!

... IF pictures where Kristen and Robert are touching...

Or Robert and Kristen are  K-I-S-S-I-N-G make you so ANGRY! ;)

... IF you whimper that this picture was staged, or that somehow Kristen isn't holding onto Rob's hand.. and ignore how gloriously happy Rob looks.

...IF you can't admit that Rob and Kristen are doing more than trying to 'hear each other' at a concert. Unless of course they were lip reading... with each others lips.

...IF you don't think Kristen is playing footsie with Rob under the table... and IF you say "so what they are just having a meal with FRIENDS" completely ignoring the fact that they were together the NIGHT BEFORE.

... IF you can't admit that Kristen spent New Years Eve with Robert... and then when she turns up with him you act like Kristen had nowhere else to go. You whine that Kristen has no friends, or that she is clinging to Rob... just because Robert and Kristen want to be together.

...  IF the only 2 letters of the alphabet you seem to know are P and R. With obviously NO knowledge what they stand for or what they mean. You throw out PR for everything in hopes of trying to explain why Robert and Kristen are together so much.
Oh... and it makes you angry.

... IF you saw all the pictures of Rob and Kristen during the Eclipse junket and got upset...

And IF... you completely ignored how close they seem to be with each other ALL the time... And the way Robert only has eyes for Kristen...

... And IF you kept trying to rationalize why Robert hung around Kristen at the after party... or at a concert, or out to dinner... or all the time...
 And you keep screaming PR! PR! While foaming at the mouth...

...IF you think Rob and Kristen look miserable around each other... (Really????)

...IF you think there is no intimacy and closeness in this picture...

...IF you scoff at the significance of this necklace, yet you over analyze it to death, and always hope she isn't wearing it anymore.

...IF you don't think Kristen is naturally beautiful and go out of your way to call her ugly... constantly hate on her and her clothes, her hair, her face, the way she stands, the way she smiles, the way she talks... well the fact that she exists. Period.

 ...IF you think Kristen has been somehow carrying on a secret relationship with Oregano, all this time... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

... IF you honestly believe that Robert or Kristen would let Summit control their relationship, or forgo any type of relationship, for over 4 years... for a movie... or a paycheck.

...IF you constantly cling to Robert's attempts to deflect questions about his relationship with Kristen as DENIALS. Saying you are 'good friends' with someone isn't a denial.  
Why would they choose not to discuss something... that didn't exist? 
Exactly.

...IF you think just because Robert and Kristen aren't in the same city... they aren't together. Or for some reason they aren't able to get together in the future.
And just because they are working on a movie, they are automatically hooking up with everyone of the opposite sex.

...IF you actually believe Kristen spent 14 hours on a plane to Budapest for PR. And that she only went over there to get her picture taken with Rob in an airport. And that she immediately got on a plane back to L.A. as soon as possible.

You might be a HYENA if you look like this everytime a new picture of Rob and Kristen together comes out. And you have fleas and an advanced case of Rabies. And you hate on a 20 year old girl because you are JEALOUS of her relationship with Robert. And you hate on Rob because he doesn't do and say what you think he should. And you make a board for the soul purpose of hating Kristen. And you smell like a dog. And you act like you don't care what anyone else thinks, but your bitter foam is all over other forums and blogs. And you make shit personal because you don't like what someone has to say. And you lie about people, you make shit up and you delude yourself into thinking that people actually CARE about what you have to say... when the only reason anyone knows you exist is because they want to see how CRAZY works.

"Does it feel weird to do sexual scenes with such a close friend?"


"NO... *WE* DO IT ALL THE TIME"


It is what it fucking is.


This post was brought to you by the letters P and R 
and a *skip* and a *twirl*


Bye for now
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